# The NYC biker gang beat down

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 3, 2013, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236 "2013-10-03T01:14:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236/221 "2013-10-11T18:35:33Z")

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She better be getting paid upfront, because there’s no way in hell they’re going to collect a dime from the case.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236/222 "2013-10-11T20:15:29Z")

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The free publicity will be well worth it for her.

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236/223 "2013-10-11T20:32:45Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Allred appears to be representing him as a plaintiff in a civil action against the SUV driver, not as a defendant in a criminal case.

In Canada, costs rules make such cases less frequent.

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236/224 "2013-10-11T22:30:47Z")

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I see a potential mythbusters episode here…

“How many bikers would it take to high-center or stop an SUV?”

Try a bunch of different SUV’s, from the little RAV/CRV types all the way up to Hummers and Bowler Wildcats

Does the type of bike change the effectiveness, do zoomsplats (sport bikes) fare better than big cruisers?

They’d need to make a few more Busters for this as well

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236/225 "2013-10-12T00:43:22Z")

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If there is an upside to this monstrosity, the usual bike gangs that infest my neighborhood have been conspicuously absent lately.

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**Author:** ![Kenm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Kenm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kenm)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236/226 "2013-10-12T18:07:14Z")

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> [@MacTech](#):
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> I see a potential mythbusters episode here…

They’d have to carve a model SUV and a bunch of model motorcycles from wood first, then scale the experiment up to full size, then to get an explosion drive a semi over an SUV that has its gas tank filled with nitroglycerine.

“Don’t do this at home; we’re experts.”

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236/227 "2013-10-12T19:38:27Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> What is this ‘evidence’ Gloria? Why haven’t you brought it forward to the police?

I would be very reluctant to believe Ms. Allred if she informed me that water was wet.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236/228 "2013-10-12T19:55:43Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Allred appears to be representing him as a plaintiff in a civil action against the SUV driver, not as a defendant in a criminal case.

She seems to often take on clients with little or no income potential. It keeps her famous and brings in other clients.

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**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236/229 "2013-10-12T22:05:16Z")

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Does anyone keep track of the ratio between Allred appearing at press conferences for clients in this sort of case and Allred winning the court cases?

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236/230 "2013-10-12T22:37:35Z")

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> [@Kenm](#):
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> They’d have to carve a model SUV and a bunch of model motorcycles from wood first, then scale the experiment up to full size, then to get an explosion drive a semi over an SUV that has its gas tank filled with nitroglycerine.
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> “Don’t do this at home; we’re experts.”

How about a Doper offshoot episode;  
“How many motorcyclists could YOUR vehicle clear?”

Mine wouldn’t fare too well, '07 VW Rabbit (Golf Mk. V), could probably push a downed gangbiker to the side, but would likely get high centered on one bike

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236/231 "2013-10-13T02:31:56Z")

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> [@MacTech](#):
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> How about a Doper offshoot episode;  
> “How many motorcyclists could YOUR vehicle clear?”
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> Mine wouldn’t fare too well, '07 VW Rabbit (Golf Mk. V), could probably push a downed gangbiker to the side, but would likely get high centered on one bike

You just have to ensure the bike goes under a wheel first. That pops the front and side up allowing it to clear to the back wheel.

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**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236/232 "2013-10-13T02:49:05Z")

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> [@Malthus](#):
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> In Canada, costs rules make such cases less frequent.

Out of curiosity, how so?

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236/233 "2013-10-13T12:32:47Z")

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In Canada, the norm (with exceptions) is for the court to order the loser of a motion or a trial to pay a big chunk of the winner’s lawyer’s bill. This acts as a disincentive to nuisance lawsuits.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236/234 "2013-10-13T15:41:46Z")

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The “English rule” (loser pays) is the norm in most of the world. The US is a notable outlier.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2013, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236/235 "2013-10-26T17:23:06Z")

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New Video showing the thugs beating and kicking

> **[New video of NYC biker attack shows victim being kicked and stomped](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2472387/Never-seen-video-NYPD-used-identify-bikers-road-rage-attack-SUV-driver-shows-victim-kicked-stomped.html)**
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> The grainy 51-second footage recorded September 29 shows bikers drag driver Alexian Lien out of his SUV and viciously beat him, leaving him motionless on the ground.

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2013, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236/236 "2013-10-27T00:03:51Z")

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Swine. Are they all in jail yet?

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2013, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236/237 "2013-10-27T02:33:02Z")

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I only know what the news reported.

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236/238 "2013-11-10T00:22:28Z")

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Update:

11 of these jackholes, including the undercover cop, have been [indicted](http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/09/nyregion/11-motorcyclists-are-indicted-in-assault-on-an-suv-driver.html?ref=nyregion&_r=0) on charges of gang assault and riot.

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2013, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236/239 "2013-11-10T16:15:38Z")

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Do you remember [insisting that it was all caused by a roadblock](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16729909&postcount=108) because the bikers said so?

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> Am I not writing in English or have comprehension levels fallen sharply? The alleged incident that led to the confrontation on the road with Mr. Cruz was not “almost certainly” precipitated by the bikers - it was definitely precipitated by them. Before the media blow-up, members of Hollywood Stuntz openly admitted they set up a roadblock on an on-ramp, and started chasing Mr. Lien when he went around it, knocking over someone’s bike. They misguidely feel everything is his fault for not respecting their (non-existent) authority.

Funny that after a through investigation, it was found out that these assholes were lying. Who would have thought?

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**Author:** ![epbrown01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@epbrown01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epbrown01)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2013, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-biker-gang-beat-down/670236/240 "2013-11-10T19:42:07Z")

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> [@TokyoBayer](#):
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> Do you remember [insisting that it was all caused by a roadblock](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16729909&postcount=108) because the bikers said so? Funny that after a through investigation, it was found out that these assholes were lying. Who would have thought?

**SIGH**. I’m supposed to be disappointed that they aren’t as big of douchebags as they claimed to be? :rolleyes:

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