# The NYC Dopefest Morning After Thread (Linked! Don't Delete!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 7, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863 "2001-01-07T14:10:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863/101 "2001-01-09T00:43:32Z")
Good lord, does EVERYONE have a head cold from this weekend? Lord knows I do… (Bleah.) I mean, I didn’t kiss ALL of you, so it’s not MY fault… Anyway. Since I’m sick as a dog, I’m amusing myself by putting together a web page for this shindig. THespos and smackfu, do you mind if I use the pictures you’ve put up? I already emailed Zebra about his. And if anyone has any more, or gets any scanned in, PLEASE send them to me at [hawk1204@home.com](mailto:hawk1204@home.com). Thanks! 🙂 And andy? I owe ya one. Even if I did make you sick. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863/102 "2001-01-09T00:48:55Z")
I don’t have a head cold, but I feel like I’ve been run over by a Freightliner. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863/103 "2001-01-09T01:04:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles \* > **[li]Andygirl makes a good driving companion. Even in snow. Just don’t tell her to pull your hood latch.[/li]** ``` Well, doesn't that sound dirty..... ``` [sub] yeah, I know the story, but it sounds so good…[/sub] \*\* > [@](#): > > [li]Wait a minute, no one grabbed my ass. I know I wasn’t wearing the fancy pants, but is an exposed belly button ring not enough for you people?[/li]\*\* A- **HEM**. We were tucking MONEY in those pants, right under the navel ring, when you were dancing on the bar, honey… ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863/104 "2001-01-09T03:37:00Z")
Wait a minute…I ended up being _very_ nausious allll day Sunday. The bus ride home was absolute, complete and utter hell like no other I have ever known. Back and forth, back and forth. I spent the whole time trying to read and **not** vomit everywhere. But I graciously accept your nominations nonetheless, **Swiddles**. BTW, I thought your belly was cute! And it should be noted that tonight, I went out for an after-dinner drink with the gals from IKEA at Friday’s; I had one mudslide (albeit, in a glass the size of a small Eastern European country) and nearly passed out. My stomach hurts now - I think I had my liqour allowance for the next year or so, or at least until the next Dopefest. I am so sorry to **Falcon** for being all up on her man. I just ended up in his lap, I swear to God, next thing ya know…well, you know. All apologies, and I hope to God you got some action from him, because I got an inkling that he knew what he was doing. 😉 And as for Lux - ladies, I made a valient effort, to no avail. Not **all** DoperBoys are easy. Oh yeah - Tripler’s new theme song is Mystikal’s “Shake it Fast” (or “Shake Your Ass” or something like that) because his face came to mind when I heard the line, “blazin’ pimp” on the way to work this afternoon. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863/105 "2001-01-09T04:12:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*Oh lord… > > Um, andy? Will you take bribes to erm, ALTER those notes? > > Please? \*\* **Falcon** I swore an oath to the people of the United States to support and defend the Constitution. I also swore a personal oath to the Teeming Millions to provide as accurate a picture of the NYC DopeFest as I could. I will defend the validity of my posts with my life! But if you dropped another free beer in front of me. . . Tripler I’m still the luckiest man-slut to come out of this. . . ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863/106 "2001-01-09T04:30:04Z")
Hell, I’ll buy you a case, hon. 😉 And man-slut? I dunno about that…after all, you only went home with ONE of us… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863/107 "2001-01-09T04:32:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*Hell, I’ll buy you a case, hon. 😉 > > And man-slut? I dunno about that…after all, you only went home with ONE of us… 😉 \*\* True, but do they need to know that? 🆒 Tripler She saved my life. I swear! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863/108 "2001-01-09T04:36:03Z")
You think they already didn’t? 😛 _smoooooooooooch_ ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863/109 "2001-01-09T04:37:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rosebud \* > Ah, Zebra, you got it all wrong there-- I was trying to distract you so I could steal your wallet. > > 😉 \*\* Well for that you are going to have to star in my pornographic fantasies. Well actually you will star in them because you came into my field of vision. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863/110 "2001-01-09T04:45:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*You think they already didn’t? 😛 > > _smoooooooooooch_ \*\* This is true . . . 😉 Trip ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863/111 "2001-01-09T06:07:03Z")
Hey **smackfu**! Why did you change your name? ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863/112 "2001-01-09T13:19:37Z")
Falcon - feel free to do whatever you like with those photos. I’m feeling a little left out here. I didn’t make it into Swiddles’ recap of her fondest recollections of the event. ☹ \Where’s the love for the big guy?\ ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863/113 "2001-01-09T14:04:29Z")
See, see…and this is why I didn’t try to name _everyone_ I thought was cool in any of my posts. **THespos** , _I_ thought you were a cutie, but with all of the activity going around on all sides and my terminal shyness (all of you can stop that laughing RIGHT NOW), I could tell I was hopelessly outclassed. Perhaps given more to drink and funkified eyedrops someone there might have given me a second look, but there was entirely too much pliant young flesh flinging itself willfully (albeit a bit unsteadily) in all directions that I didn’t even try to make an impression. In conclusion: **THespos** , you’re a serious cutie. Neener. Now, if only I could get a job giving out ego-strokes…_sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863/114 "2001-01-09T14:36:50Z")
Shyness? Hama? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks hon, I _really_ needed a good laugh today. ---
**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863/115 "2001-01-09T15:18:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Green Bean \* > \*\*Hey **smackfu**! Why did you change your name? \*\* 'Tis only changed a wee bit. I was bored. ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863/116 "2001-01-09T15:22:36Z")
**Hamadryad** I’ve tried to send you a couple of e-mails, but they’ve been getting kicked back with a strange “Nondeliverable Mail” message. Are you having a problem with your e-mail? Do you have another way to reach you? **Ukulele Ike & SaxFace** e-mail me, OK. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863/117 "2001-01-09T15:25:29Z")
[sup]Re: ‘The Mashed Potato Incident of 1315’[/sup] Y’all have probably skipped over wondering about the incident, as noted in Episode IV . . . I woke up this morning and it still hurts. Like a mofo too . . . Any doctor or nursetype wanna tell me how long this is going to go on? It feels like a mule kicked me square in the back . . . Tripler Risking life, limb, eyesight, and esophagus for DopeDom everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863/118 "2001-01-09T16:06:44Z")
On the way out of town, andygirl and I took the scenic route down to the south end of Manhattan (the island, not the person). Coming up the FDR we were passed by a motorcade, about eight NYPD cruisers and a town car with the darkest windows you’ve ever seen. That kind of thing happen often down there? ---
**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863/119 "2001-01-09T16:22:22Z")
Robot Arm: I think Clinton was in town. Billdo: Done. Brachyrhynchos: That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said! Thank you! ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863/120 "2001-01-09T16:42:47Z")
(continued slight hijack) **Billdo** , I haven’t gotten anything since yesterday afternoon…and you’d think at least the spam would be getting through, so I have to assume I’m having email problems. You can give [itomasello@yahoo.com](mailto:itomasello@yahoo.com) a try. Verizon’s (formerly Bell Atlantic) servers have become so fruity lately I’m waiting for fermentation. (/hijack) **Falcon** : I am PARALYTICALLY shy! Haven’t you ever heard of over-compensation? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nyc-dopefest-morning-after-thread-linked-dont-delete/48863.md?page=7)