# The obligatory "DrMatrix and bibliophage are evil scumsucking fascists!" thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 20, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206 "2001-08-20T18:45:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206/1 "2001-08-20T18:45:12Z")
See [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82774) for evidence! ::_offstage whisper_:: What? You say they haven’t _done_ anything evil as mods yet? A triviality, I say! 😃 No, seriously, congrats to you both. I’m sure you guys will do a fine job in GQ. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206/2 "2001-08-20T18:55:38Z")
> [@](#): > > What? You say they haven’t _done_ anything evil as mods yet? A triviality, I say! 😃 String’m up, I say! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206/3 "2001-08-20T19:03:32Z")
Dr.Matrix and Bibliophage [sub]if that is their real names[/sub] killed my dog! Yeah! Then they set me on fire! Twice! Then they turned me into a newt! [sub]I got better[/sub] Congrats to you both! ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206/4 "2001-08-20T19:06:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cajun Man \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > What? You say they haven’t _done_ anything evil as mods yet? A triviality, I say! 😃 > > String’m up, I say! 😉 \*\* I don’t think we need to know what sort of sick things you and **DrMatrix** do in the privacy of your own home ;). ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206/5 "2001-08-20T19:12:41Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by_\*\* waterj2 \*\* > I don’t think we need to know what sort of sick things you and **DrMatrix** do in the privacy of your own home ;). You don’t _need_ to know, but you know you _want_ to know. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206/6 "2001-08-20T19:23:01Z")
Beat 'em both like Hitler piñatas! ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206/7 "2001-08-20T19:35:41Z")
I am 1/2 evil scumsucker on my maternal grandmother’s side and I resent the implication that being one makes me a fascist. Evil scumsuckers are people too. ---
**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206/8 "2001-08-20T19:50:07Z")
**bibliophage** : What is the third word in the English language, other than hungry and angry, which ends in “gry”? Also, why isn’t “gullible” in the dictionary? **DrMatrix** : Three guys go to a cheap motel, and pay nine dollars each and get change and I forget part of it but they somehow have an extra dollar from the $30 and you need to tell us where the extra dollar went. I gots lots more where these came from… ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206/9 "2001-08-20T20:53:10Z")
[quote] _by Whitetho_ DrMatrix: Three guys go to a cheap motel, and pay nine dollars each and get change and I forget part of it but they somehow have an extra dollar from the $30 and you need to tell us where the extra dollar went. [quote] That’s easy. It’s the cost for laundering the sheets for any guests who only stay a couple of hours rather than overnight. Any you _know_ that they didn’t bring any luggage. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206/10 "2001-08-20T21:00:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DrMatrix \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by_\*\* waterj2 \*\* > > I don’t think we need to know what sort of sick things you and **DrMatrix** do in the privacy of your own home ;). > > You don’t _need_ to know, but you know you _want_ to know. 🙂 \*\* I’ve been in their home and am willing to spill details for large amounts of cash, in small bills. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206/11 "2001-08-20T21:05:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RTFirefly \* > **What? You say they haven’t _done_ anything evil as mods yet? A triviality, I say! 😃** Nope, won’t do it until they’ve fucked with me. However, I don’t care if they’re grumpy ol’ **UncleBeer** or “Everybody Loves Euty” **Eutychus55** , I’ll push right back. Except for **Gaudere**. She scares me. ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206/12 "2001-08-20T22:00:49Z")
> [@](#): > > DrMatrix and bibliophage are evil scumsucking fascists! Sorry to dissapoint, but the word from above is that we already have an overabundance of Fascists, Nazis, and Communists among the moderators. That’s unfortunate because those are the only really _sexy_ repressive regimes there are. When I stuck my hand into the hat and pulled out the slip of paper, I got **Book-burning Khmer Rouge henchman**. It doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, but I really feel sorry for **DrMatrix**. He had second pick and got **Egg-sucking goose-stepping Falangist sycophant**. (Please don’t confuse that with an egg-stepping, goose-sucking Falangist sycophant.) ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206/13 "2001-08-21T03:27:18Z")
Can I say that the thought of a moderator with an uncapitalized name drives me into a chomping frenzy? Is it too much to ask for proper names to be capitalized? The sneaky way I get around this is to put the offending party’s “name” at the beginning of the sentence, thus giving me a perfect excuse to capitalize it without actually chaning their name unilaterally. Seriously, how about getting Tuba to capitalize the ol’ name there, eh? ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206/14 "2001-08-21T03:39:56Z")
Oh, and this complaint never came up in the decades since **manhattan** became a moderator? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206/15 "2001-08-21T03:49:53Z")
Yeah, and while you’re at it put a space in **Dr Matrix’s** name. Run-on names just _infuriate_ me. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Ryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7feea3/32.png) [@The\_Ryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ryan)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206/16 "2001-08-21T04:44:31Z")
At least I found this thread soon after the promotion. It’s kinda embarrassing to see the word “moderator” under someone’s name and wonder “Gee, how long have I not noticed that?” Speaking of which, Alphagene is a Pit moderator now? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bibliophage \* > When I stuck my hand into the hat and pulled out the slip of paper, I got **Book-burning Khmer Rouge henchman**. Are you sure it’s not “Khmer Rogue”? I think that’s one of those rogue nations Bush keeps talking about. > [@](#): > > It doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, but I really feel sorry for **DrMatrix**. He had second pick and got **Egg-sucking goose-stepping Falangist sycophant**. (Please don’t confuse that with an egg-stepping, goose-sucking Falangist sycophant.) So what was that again? Egg stepping goose sycophant Falangist sucker? ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206/17 "2001-08-21T05:35:09Z")
I saw **Dr Matrix** and **bibliophage** layin’ pennies on the railroad tracks so’s the train would run over 'em and come off the tracks and all the people get kilt and I tol them thye shuldnt and they jes laguh at me. An they was the ones who who pinched my cousin Sue-ann so’s she got blood blisters, and they ran off but I knew it was them, cos I can idetnify their laguhter. I cud tell you more but I got real interested in To Kill A Mockinbird since I read that ol thread about it, and I’m going back to lay under the scuppernon and read some more. But I jus thouhgt you’d want to know those two ain’t no good and won’t ever be no good Redbo’ ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206/18 "2001-08-21T10:15:05Z")
> [@](#): > > Book-burning Khmer Rouge henchman beats “Baz-Lurmann’s Moulin Rouge henchman” anyday. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206/19 "2001-08-21T13:56:14Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted by TwistOfFate_ > beats “Baz-Lurmann’s Moulin Rouge henchman” anyday. Bud Melman’s Moolah Rube henchman? ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206/20 "2001-08-22T09:45:41Z")
DrMatrix transformed all my charmed quarks into strange quarks with some kind of zero-point energy harnessator, thus discombobulating my Heisenberg compensators. He’s a big meanie. In fact, I’m going to run away to Canada with my new wife so he can’t find me. :b… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-obligatory-drmatrix-and-bibliophage-are-evil-scumsucking-fascists-thread/77206.md?page=2)