# The oddest posters **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 27, 2016, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038 "2016-07-27T16:12:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2016, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/261 "2016-08-11T17:35:10Z")
Gee, I’ve started threads on stuff like [Lube Smithying](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=734657) [Y2K stash uncovered in my barn](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=763803) [being a feces donor](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=592536) [Vegemite stuffed olives](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=740329) [Murderous felons who don’t accurately report their blood sugar readings](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=368388) [Swastika-tattooed patients who are afraid of needles](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=702578) [A ‘rabid’ patient](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=697251) [Penis enhancement gone wrong amongst my clientele](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=273825) [minimum # of people needed for an orgy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=586109) [anal bleaching](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=542297) [urethra stuffers I have known](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=538521) [rate your stool](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=525760) [enjoying my hjortronsylt](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=513754) [sucking ketchup out of the packets](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=493938) [proper marrow spoon use](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=440351) [my medical, musical anoscope](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=415892) [Groats!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=394009) [tasty, tasty Toad Sweat sauce](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=373589) [Og is my patient](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=346237) and I don’t even get an honorable mention? Oh well . . . [sub]gosh, what an exercise in unbridled narcissism this post is![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2016, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/262 "2016-08-11T17:43:17Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Gee, I’ve started threads on stuff like Yeah, but don’t most of these relate to the necessities of prison life? In that context, rectal and urethral concerns tend to take higher precedence, while _American Idol_, for example… not so much. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2016, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/263 "2016-08-11T18:09:11Z")
> [@Eddie The Horrible](#): > > Out of the whole whopping four months I’ve been here, the only odd one currently in the bunch seems to be ZPG Zealot. It will get weirder. I promise. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2016, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/264 "2016-08-11T18:28:33Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Yeah, but don’t most of these relate to the necessities of prison life? In that context, rectal and urethral concerns tend to take higher precedence, while _American Idol_, for example… not so much. Only 6 of 19 threads cited were really about patients/prison. And I’d love to play my musical anoscope on American Idol! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2016, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/265 "2016-08-11T18:39:28Z")
Qadgop, there’s a difference between playing at being nuts and actually being nuts. It’s more obvious you’re in this for fun and not trying to subvert our worldview with your own crackpot version. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2016, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/266 "2016-08-11T19:45:48Z")
I think this is a club where _wanting_ membership disqualifies one from membership. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2016, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/267 "2016-08-11T20:07:19Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > Maybe you’re [so straight you’re a weirdo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ8DWJfbHJM). XD!!! Makes me wonder if RW made that as a sort of olive branch in light of his earlier efforts to disparage/flee from A + R Records for signing (for just a week!) the Sex Pistols. Keep in mind - I’ve only heard that, and yet to come up with a cite to back that. Or maybe the video was a slight against the punks, instead of trying to identify with them in any way? And thanks **Qadgop** for what might look like an interesting reading list. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2016, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/268 "2016-08-11T20:08:28Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Only 6 of 19 threads cited were really about patients/prison. “But you describe in detail _one_ case of a rectum-smuggled lathe and…!” ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2016, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/269 "2016-08-12T01:25:20Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > FeTch, goddammit, feTch! Every now and again, I think that my posts are clever or funny enough to run with the big dogs on the SDMB. Then I read a comment like that, and I think,“SMV, son, best you just stay quiet before your betters.” It’s not often that I really, actually do Laugh Out Loud at something I read on the intertoobz, but that got me snorting. Raucous applause, **Left Hand of Dorkness** , raucous applause. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2016, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/270 "2016-08-12T01:29:50Z")
The latest Trump joke and twitter hashtag reminded me of ZPhobiaZ, AKA Manny Peoples. Very oldtimey. He’d start GQs with “Manny peoples wonder and now I ask . . .” and then ask a ridiculous or racist question. So there you have it. Donald Trump is an odd Straight Dope poster from 15 or 16 years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2016, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/271 "2016-08-12T01:56:26Z")
Ha! Manny People’s must have been before my time. Sorry I missed that. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2016, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/272 "2016-08-12T02:06:10Z")
Must correct myself. It was MANNY PEOPLES because, you know, broken shift lock key. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2016, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/273 "2016-08-12T02:09:38Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > Ha! Manny People’s must have been before my time. Sorry I missed that. But we recently got a British freak with a similar tick, he closed every sentence with “then” and was altogether mostly incomprehensible, damned if I remember his handle…He started a thread pitting Tony Blair for the Iraq war 13 years after the fact some weeks ago. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2016, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/274 "2016-08-12T02:32:54Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > Goldens don’t let you jump straight to the rimming, do they? They are quite fussy and needy dogs usually. > > Also :eek: That smilie could very well look like a shocked Golden’s butt. > [@Colibri](#): > > Believe me, you don’t want to see what’s in the cornfield. Three-headed gophers ain’t the half of it. > > You guys never get to see the _real_ crazies, at least not for very long. Necrophiliacs, purported cannibals, Justin Bieber fans… I thought Justin Bieber fans were necrophiliacs. > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Qadgop, there’s a difference between playing at being nuts and actually being nuts. It’s more obvious you’re in this for fun and not trying to subvert our worldview with your own crackpot version. Ha. That’s what he wants you to think. Haven’t we had a Never Nude amongst us? And someone else that refused to have any uncovered mirrors in their house? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2016, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/275 "2016-08-12T03:29:32Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > But we recently got a British freak with a similar tick, he closed every sentence with “then” and was altogether mostly incomprehensible, damned if I remember his handle…He started a thread pitting Tony Blair for the Iraq war 13 years after the fact some weeks ago. **Dunmurry**. Showed up after an absence of several years, posted a half dozen or so daft threads, and seems to have disappeared again, then. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2016, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/276 "2016-08-12T23:14:32Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > FeTch, goddammit, feTch! > [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#): > > Every now and again, I think that my posts are clever or funny enough to run with the big dogs on the SDMB. > > Then I read a comment like that, and I think,“SMV, son, best you just stay quiet before your betters.” > > It’s not often that I really, actually do Laugh Out Loud at something I read on the intertoobz, but that got me snorting. Raucous applause, **Left Hand of Dorkness** , raucous applause. gosh…these rarefied jokes…is there something obvious here I’m missing with that one? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2016, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/277 "2016-08-12T23:20:24Z")
Swap the T for an L. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2016, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/278 "2016-08-12T23:26:46Z")
> [@Eddie The Horrible](#): > > And thanks **Qadgop** for what might look like an interesting reading list. It would be time well spent. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2016, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/279 "2016-08-12T23:56:00Z")
It’s based on an old Lone Ranger-Silver joke w the punchline “No, you idiot, I said POSSE!” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2016, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/280 "2016-08-13T01:41:28Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > It’s based on an old Lone Ranger-Silver joke w the punchline “No, you idiot, I said POSSE!” The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians, speaks to Silver, who brings first a red head woman, then a blonde, then a brunette, and then the Lone Ranger chides him for not bringing the posse. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038.md?page=15)