# The oddest posters **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 27, 2016, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038 "2016-07-27T16:12:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2016, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/321 "2016-08-21T04:27:27Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > Hang on. About **ZPG** : I just now happened to look at her join date. 2003? She has seniority on me? For some reason, I thought that she was a relative newcomer. How come I haven’t noticed her until recently? > > Well, in that case, I guess she’s not going anywhere. Which is good, I think I have a crush on her. There’s something about the way she picks a zany hill to die on, and then refuses to move an inch, even under a full-on artillery barrage of facts and good sense. Ask her if she shakes hands though BEFORE you hit on her. Otherwise, all hell will break loose. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2016, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/322 "2016-08-21T05:03:50Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > At least she’s still hanging out with us here. I’m waiting for her to storm off in a huff. No sign of that so far, though. If that’s too soon, she’ll storm off in a minute-and-a-huff. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2016, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/323 "2016-08-21T05:12:05Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > [Found it!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6671006#post6671006) It’s GrahamWellington. And [Here’s his crazypants thread on Carlos Castaneda.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=338009&page=1&pp=50) I wonder if he ever got help. I guess the conditions, as he saw them, weren’t fulfilled, but damn. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/324 "2016-08-21T15:52:40Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Ask her if she shakes hands though BEFORE you hit on her. Otherwise, all hell will break loose. Oh my, now I’m looking through her posting history. I really shouldn’t be doing that, I know. Does it make me a stalker? It feels a bit like I’m going through her underwear drawer. Mostly, it’s just normal, surprisingly boring underwear. I’m finding some [gems](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13365557&postcount=1) in there, though. Wow. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2016, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/325 "2016-08-21T16:22:46Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > Oh my, now I’m looking through her posting history. I really shouldn’t be doing that, I know. Does it make me a stalker? It feels a bit like I’m going through her underwear drawer. Mostly, it’s just normal, surprisingly boring underwear. I’m finding some [gems](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13365557&postcount=1) in there, though. Wow. I hope someone explained to her that 2 16 year olds having sex is not rape-- unless they shook hands first. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2016, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/326 "2016-08-21T18:12:17Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > I hope someone explained to her that 2 16 year olds having sex is not rape-- unless they shook hands first. Well… the entire thread is basically wall-to-wall [comedy gold](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13365787&postcount=21) \*\*[ZPG](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13365826&postcount=27) \*\*[batshittery](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13365951&postcount=54). ---
**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2016, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/327 "2016-08-21T18:29:22Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > Well… the entire thread is basically wall-to-wall [comedy gold](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13365787&postcount=21) \*\*[ZPG](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13365826&postcount=27) \*\*[batshittery](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13365951&postcount=54). Tell me Martin are you or have you ever been responsible for any teenagers? If so you should know about situations like this: > **['Sexting' lands teen on sex offender list - CNN.com](https://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/04/07/sexting.busts/index.html)** > > When Vanessa Hudgens' naked photos hit the Internet, the "High School Musical" star quickly apologized. But sending nude or seminude pictures, a phenomenon known as sexting, is a fast-growing trend among teens. > **[Teens Face Child Porn Charges… For Taking Nude Photos Of Themselves](https://www.techdirt.com/2009/01/20/teens-face-child-porn-charges-for-taking-nude-photos-of-themselves/)** > > There was just that report noting that 20% of teens admitted to sending around sexually explicit photos of themselves — and now, six high school students in Pennsylvania are facing child porn… > **[North Carolina Teen Charged As A Sex Offender For Having Naked Pictures Of...](https://outsidethebeltway.com/north-carolina-teen-charges-as-a-sex-offender-for-having-naked-pictures-of-himself/)** > > A teenager in North Carolina is facing serious criminal charges in another absurd overreaction to teenager "sexting." [http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/other/teens-who-take-nude-photos-of-themselves-can-still-be-treated-as-sex-offenders/ar-AAe7nOY](http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/other/teens-who-take-nude-photos-of-themselves-can-still-be-treated-as-sex-offenders/ar-AAe7nOY) My nephew could have easily found himself in the middle of a situation such as above. It is not batshittery to take whatever steps are necessary to protect a teenager you are responsible for. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2016, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/328 "2016-08-21T18:34:02Z")
Oh, dear, what did I start? I wasn’t thinking, was I? :smack: Sincere apologies to all mods and posters for f\*\*\*ing up a perfectly good odd poster omnibus thread. ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2016, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/329 "2016-08-21T19:18:29Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Blake has taken over our oddball thread. A lot of that is my fault. I’d like to partially correct this with another oddball: Homer. > > Who could forget when [he shared his 'shroom trip with us.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=38764) But my favorite, oddest Homer thread is the short but sweet [a monkey that i wish for](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=37864). Somehow I missed this fun thread earlier. Thanks for the link to that monkey thread, **Biggirl** ; it was worth reading this whole thread for that one. Well, that and the ringing analprobe or whatever it was earlier. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2016, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/330 "2016-08-21T19:34:38Z")
> [@ZPG\_Zealot](#): > > Tell me Martin are you or have you ever been responsible for any teenagers? If so you should know about situations like this: > > ['Sexting' lands teen on sex offender list - CNN.com](http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/04/07/sexting.busts/index.html) > [https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20090117/0557263447.shtml](https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20090117/0557263447.shtml) > [North Carolina Teen Charged As A Sex Offender For Having Naked Pictures Of Himself – Outside the Beltway](http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/north-carolina-teen-charges-as-a-sex-offender-for-having-naked-pictures-of-himself/) > [MSN](http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/other/teens-who-take-nude-photos-of-themselves-can-still-be-treated-as-sex-offenders/ar-AAe7nOY) > > My nephew could have easily found himself in the middle of a situation such as above. It is not batshittery to take whatever steps are necessary to protect a teenager you are responsible for. You’re off topic for this thread. Or more precisely, you’re on topic, but your post isn’t. With the powers vested in me as the OP I now pronounce no one shall add to this derail. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2016, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/331 "2016-08-21T20:38:19Z")
> [@naita](#): > > With the powers vested in me as the OP I now pronounce no one shall add to this derail. 😃 I apologize again for creating the derail. However, now I also feel bad for creating a situation where I talked about \*\*ZPG \*\*behind her back, in what might be seen as a disapproving manner, and then she got slapped for defending herself. That is not fair. Again, my bad. To possibly un-fuck the situation somewhat, I have started a thread [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=802185). I now return you to your regularly scheduled odd posters thread. ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2016, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/332 "2016-08-21T23:50:36Z")
Late to the thread, but I don’t think anyone else caught this one: > [@Biggirl](#): > > Oh and suicide machine guy who posted a lot in great debates. Man, I am bad at remembering screen names. I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of **justhink**. I don’t have the patience to dig through his old threads, but IIRC it eventually came out that he was using some sort of text generator to write his posts for him and he was banned for posting in bad faith. He sticks in my mind because I played a role in getting his sock puppet banned a while later. I don’t remember the sock’s username, but soon after appearing this “new” poster said something like “People have compared me to **justhink** …” I did a little searching and quickly established that no one had ever said any such thing, reported him as a possible sock, and after the Mods did a little behind the scenes checking the sock was banned. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/333 "2016-08-22T00:35:41Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > I wonder if he ever got help. I guess the conditions, as he saw them, weren’t fulfilled, but damn. Holy shit, I forgot about that guy. I hope he got help, that was some hardcore crazy. The one I was thinking of was SnakesSpirit or whatever. He was always talking about the occult and then I think he was banned after he started this thread talking about he had been emasculated in Vietnam, or something like that. Anyone remember GuyInBlueJeans? I couldn’t find his threads, but he claimed he had visions of Jesus as a kid, and that Satan told him to kill people, and he was molested by demons. (He was another one who was banned, IIRC) ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/334 "2016-08-22T09:04:34Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Anyone remember GuyInBlueJeans? I couldn’t find his threads, but he claimed he had visions of Jesus as a kid, and that Satan told him to kill people, and he was molested by demons. (He was another one who was banned, IIRC) Ask and you shall receive… [GuyNblueJeans](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=13464756) ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/335 "2016-08-22T11:37:33Z")
Can someone please remind me who the poster was that was convinced they knew who the next incarnation of Jesus was, and we’d all find out about him when he got older? ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/336 "2016-08-22T12:31:31Z")
That was Polycarp, a normally very helpful, insightful, and sane poster, acting very weird for a while. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/337 "2016-08-22T18:55:13Z")
Re **SnakesSpirit** AFAIK, he was banned for his habit of starting a GD thread in GQ. When the thread was closed or moved, he’d reword the OP and post it as a new thread in IMHO, MPSIMS, and ATMB. He came back as a **OphidanGhost**. I, and presumably others, saw through this brilliant disguise. RE **GuyInBlueJeans** He was **GrahamWellington** It wasn’t obvious for a long while, then he began posting his delusions. These were identical to those of GW- the same book about remembering satanic ritual abuse, the same reference to a line in The Doors etc. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/338 "2016-08-22T21:58:13Z")
> [@steatopygia](#): > > Ask and you shall receive… [GuyNblueJeans](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=13464756) Thanks. You can’t link to a search, so I found the [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=434266) where he goes off the rails. Page three is where it gets really interesting. (I’ll admit I was kind of an ass there, though) ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/339 "2016-08-22T23:22:20Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Thanks. You can’t link to a search, so I found the [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=434266) where he goes off the rails. Page three is where it gets really interesting. > > (I’ll admit I was kind of an ass there, though) Just FYI, the page breaks are dependent on your settings. It’s not safe to assume that everyone sees the same pagination in a thread. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/340 "2016-08-22T23:51:37Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > Just FYI, the page breaks are dependent on your settings. It’s not safe to assume that everyone sees the same pagination in a thread. Everyone normal views 50 posts per page. Anyone who has their pagination set differently is by definition an odd poster and shouldn’t be reading this thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038.md?page=18)