# The oddest posters **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 27, 2016, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038 "2016-07-27T16:12:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/361 "2016-08-25T14:49:30Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Rude and tacky, but he was banned for that? Maybe I’m remembering wrong, but I’m pretty sure that it was a rude post about eating a pet that had just died, and that post is exactly that. I think it was the totality of behavior over time and that was the last straw. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/362 "2016-08-25T14:58:27Z")
> [@davidm](#): > > Maybe I’m remembering wrong, but I’m pretty sure that it was a rude post about eating a pet that had just died, and that post is exactly that. > > I think it was the totality of behavior over time and that was the last straw. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4413566&postcount=62](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4413566&postcount=62) Looks like this was the final straw. ---
**Author:** ![TheStake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecae2f/32.png) [@TheStake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheStake)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/363 "2016-08-25T15:01:57Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Did anyone mention **kanicbird**? He had weird-ass ideas about sex and spirituality. > > I’ll admit I hadn’t seen [this particular post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14490767&postcount=386) before but it came up when I googled. In it, he says he was raped by demons from hell. Wow, that is not what I expected there. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/364 "2016-08-25T16:59:25Z")
> [@davidm](#): > > **[DreadCthulhu](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)** often posted in character. He sometimes disregarded others feelings in his attempts to stay in character. On the subject of user name/odd behavior combos: **crucible** and the pit bull witch hunt. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/365 "2016-08-25T21:51:51Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4413566&postcount=62](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4413566&postcount=62) > > Looks like this was the final straw. Yes. That’s obviously the one. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/366 "2016-08-25T23:22:25Z")
That was before my time. Damn, I love Cthulhu. Too bad that poster had to be such an insensitive asshole at times, because the general schtick would have never gotten old with me. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/367 "2016-08-25T23:29:29Z")
The hamster run and power our host, but with strange eons even the banned may post ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/368 "2016-08-26T02:48:55Z")
There’s a time and a place. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/369 "2016-08-26T04:19:22Z")
> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#): > > There’s a time and a place. I couldn’t agree more. I understand why he got banned. I just wish he’d dialed it back because it would be super fun to participate on a message board with Cthulhu. ---
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/370 "2016-08-26T07:37:00Z")
If someone wants a current odd poster, there’s [iLemming](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=801487) who sounds like he swallowed a thesaurus. In later posts, he adds in a lot of alliteration. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/371 "2016-08-26T09:05:07Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > To possibly un-fuck the situation somewhat, I have started a thread [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=802185). Well, I’m back from my excursion to la-la land. Boy howdy, that backfired somewhat. Sure was interesting, though. Still, I think that is now officially the worst date I’ve ever been on. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/372 "2016-08-26T09:14:57Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > Still, I think that is now officially the worst date I’ve ever been on. Meh! You got to second base. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/373 "2016-08-26T13:41:00Z")
> [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](#): > > Meh! You got to second base. Interlocking fingers? ---
**Author:** ![edwards\_beard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@edwards\_beard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwards_beard)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/374 "2016-08-26T13:51:22Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > The hamster run and power our host, > but with strange eons even the banned may post Nice…I’ve seen a similar quote on a headstone. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/375 "2016-08-26T15:18:33Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Did anyone mention **kanicbird**? He had weird-ass ideas about sex and spirituality. > > I’ll admit I hadn’t seen [this particular post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14490767&postcount=386) before but it came up when I googled. In it, he says he was raped by demons from hell. Yup. He said we all begin as clay statues in hell because of the original sin. I think he belonged to some obscure Quaker sect that eventually kicked him out because he was too loony even for them. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/376 "2016-08-26T16:45:27Z")
> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#): > > There’s a time and a place. When the stars are right and the spheres align, eh? I vaguely remember a guy from waaaaaaay back who lamented the fact that chivalric duels were no longer a thing, and went about challenging people to altercations if they insulted him online (fite me IRL, m8!) Anybody remember him? Seems like he got into it with **Satan**. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/377 "2016-08-26T17:21:01Z")
> [@dtilque](#): > > If someone wants a current odd poster, there’s [iLemming](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=801487) who sounds like he swallowed a thesaurus. In later posts, he adds in a lot of alliteration. I was just coming here to add him to the list. DOn’t know if he has the staying power, but he can sure make things interesting…for example, an except from his most recent posting: > [@](#): > > We all know full well that the U.S. hegemonic empire opportunely manifested, faute de mieux from the rubble of World War 2. Verily, we know just as well that the front of ‘greatness’ this capitalistic capitol of global greed has never been more than a tatami-thin facade, hiding a quintuple chinned, morbidly obese, self-soiling, timorous man-child; clinging fretfully to his ‘boomstick’ and bible, lest the earth open up and swallow him and his earthy resource engorging self into condign perdition. Yet, despite being accoutred with this knowledge - with these irrefutable, gospel facts - this organism-like-no-other, seems blissfully dumb and blind to its immanent fate. If you’re old enough, you’ll know what I mean when I say the Spiro Agnew has returned from the grave… ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/378 "2016-08-26T17:29:30Z")
My impression is that **iLemming** ’s posts are his/her performance art performances. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/379 "2016-08-26T17:40:42Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > I was just coming here to add him to the list. DOn’t know if he has the staying power, but he can sure make things interesting…for example, an except from his most recent posting: > > If you’re old enough, you’ll know what I mean when I say the Spiro Agnew has returned from the grave… This has to be what you’re referring to. [QUOTE=Spiro Agnew] Nattering nabobs of negativism [/quote] ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038/380 "2016-08-26T17:43:03Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > I was just coming here to add him to the list. DOn’t know if he has the staying power, but he can sure make things interesting…for example, an except from his most recent posting: > > If you’re old enough, you’ll know what I mean when I say the Spiro Agnew has returned from the grave… I was thinking Stephen R. Donaldson, who is still alive. I spotted a “condign” in there, always one of Donaldson’s faves. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oddest-posters/761038.md?page=20)