# The Office 1/12/06

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-office-1-12-06/339765>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 13, 2006, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-office-1-12-06/339765 "2006-01-13T02:54:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-office-1-12-06/339765/41 "2006-01-13T20:43:02Z")

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"The catch is, all the songs are in russian…I’m just kidding…why would the songs be in russian?

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**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-office-1-12-06/339765/42 "2006-01-13T21:01:12Z")

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The “but they are all in Russian” would be such a Dwight thing to say… but bizzaro Dwight is better than that! 😃

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-office-1-12-06/339765/43 "2006-01-15T02:54:32Z")

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> [@light strand](#):
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> “Would you have left Stevie Wonder in there?”  
> “No. But we _like_ Stevie Wonder.”
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> _Clostridium botulinum_ (or the bacteria that produces the toxins which cause Botulism) do not grow in O[sub]2[/sub], thus no toxin is produced, and no disease occurs.

I didn’t say that he was in danger of botulism poisoning. I said that nitrates kill the bitch.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-office-1-12-06/339765/44 "2006-01-15T17:54:29Z")

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