# The Office: 5/4 (open spoilers)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-office-5-4-open-spoilers/355507>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 5, 2006, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-office-5-4-open-spoilers/355507 "2006-05-05T05:38:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-office-5-4-open-spoilers/355507/41 "2006-05-06T18:01:30Z")

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Dwight: Security in this place is horrible. I once brought a potato gun in that can shoot a potato at 60 psi. I had it with me all day. **Can you imagine what could happen if I was deranged?**

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**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2006, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-office-5-4-open-spoilers/355507/42 "2006-05-06T18:54:16Z")

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[QUOTE=cbawlmer]  
I could have sworn all those boxes said something like “File Storage”. I’ve deleted it from our TiVo so I can’t check, but I think they were all meant to be old files. I doubt they were ALL about Michael, but the complaints were definitely getting buried in a bunch of old paperwork that no one would ever see again.  
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They did say storage, I remember looking to see if they were storage boxes or just boxes of blank paper.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-office-5-4-open-spoilers/355507/43 "2006-05-07T12:52:02Z")

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I liked Creed’s complaint: “I don’t like sitting and looking at the redhead. I want to sit facing the receptionist.”  
He doesn’t even know their names! 😃

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-office-5-4-open-spoilers/355507/44 "2006-05-07T15:03:20Z")

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I loved Jim’s humorless mouthing of “That’s what she said” along with Michael, illustrating, again, how predictable and unfunny Michael must be.

I also loved the use of “save the date” as a noun (I can’t stand that phrase much anyway).

Toby’s having logged Kelly’s “complaint” that Ryan won’t call her back was great.

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**Author:** ![Calavera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calavera/32/70_2.png) [@Calavera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calavera)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-office-5-4-open-spoilers/355507/45 "2006-05-07T15:55:57Z")

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I liked the fact that Kelly was completely unaware that the fact she had just had a ‘really great conversation’ was because the other person _did not say anything._

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**Author:** ![Calavera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calavera/32/70_2.png) [@Calavera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calavera)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-office-5-4-open-spoilers/355507/46 "2006-05-07T15:57:04Z")

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:smack: Wrong Office thread, sorry.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-office-5-4-open-spoilers/355507/47 "2006-05-07T16:59:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian]

Toby’s having logged Kelly’s “complaint” that Ryan won’t call her back was great.  
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Or Michael’s response to that: “Join the club.”

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**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-office-5-4-open-spoilers/355507/48 "2006-05-07T19:38:21Z")

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What does “save the date” mean? I didn’t know what Pam and Angela were talking about.

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**Author:** ![BobT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e8cbc/32.png) [@BobT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobT)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-office-5-4-open-spoilers/355507/49 "2006-05-07T19:44:27Z")

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“Save the date” is sort of a pre-wedding, wedding invitation. You’re told to keep a date free and then later you get the whole overblown invitation with an RSVP card and such.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-office-5-4-open-spoilers/355507/50 "2006-05-08T13:29:17Z")

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Wasn’t there something about how Angela was complaining about Dwight “until about six months ago. What happened six months ago?” meaning that’s when they started seeing each other?

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-office-5-4-open-spoilers/355507/51 "2006-05-08T14:26:24Z")

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[QUOTE=gigi]  
Wasn’t there something about how Angela was complaining about Dwight “until about six months ago. What happened six months ago?” meaning that’s when they started seeing each other?  
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Yes. It’s been six months since “the party” where they hooked up.

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