# The official "Damn, \<insert doper name\> is HOT" thread.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 28, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271 "2002-07-28T19:20:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/1 "2002-07-28T19:20:16Z")

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I didn’t want to hijack a thread with my juvenile drooling, but I still feel the need to say that jinwicked is hot-jinwicked is hot-jinwicked is hot-jinwicked is hot-jinwicked is hot-jinwicked is hot-jinwicked is hot-jinwicked is hot-jinwicked is hot-jinwicked is hot-jinwicked is hot-jinwicked is hot-jinwicked is hot-jinwicked is hot-jinwicked is hot-jinwicked is hot-jinwicked is hot-jinwicked is hot-jinwicked is hot-jinwicked is hot-jinwicked is hot-jinwicked is hot.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/2 "2002-07-28T19:50:29Z")

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I’ll see your jinwicked and raise you an Esprix and an iampunha.

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**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/3 "2002-07-28T19:59:04Z")

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You are correct, sir.

(I’m saying this to **Stinkpalm** , incidently, though I don’t mean to besmirch the appearances of **Esprix** and **iampunha** , whom I am sure I would find quite attractive were I attracted to attractive men)  
😃

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/4 "2002-07-28T19:59:54Z")

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I had the misfortune to see just exactly how hot **Gingerofthenorth** is, days before she made her union with _that guy_ all legal and respectable-like. Pretty hot, if I may respectfully make that observation.

Uh, **OpalCat** can manage to look hot, even when she’s cross-eyed w/ an antihistamine pill jammed up her nose. That’s no mean feat, let me tell you.

I’m going to stop objectifying Dopers now.

\<twitch\>

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**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/5 "2002-07-28T20:39:38Z")

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Isn’t there a page where you can see pics of alot of the dopers? I can’t find it.

jinwicked is hot

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**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/6 "2002-07-28T20:43:54Z")

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[UNOFFICIAL STRAIGHT DOPE MESSAGE BOARD MEMBERS PICTURE PAGE](http://hometown.aol.com/jonahjamsn/sdmbpix.html)

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/7 "2002-07-28T20:54:22Z")

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You know, I was just thinking the other day, we haven’t really had a genuine flirt thread in quite some time.

FWIW, I am sure that most all of you in North America are quite hot. I know that’s I’m damned hot here, although a little AC takes the heat off nicely.

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**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/8 "2002-07-28T20:56:35Z")

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Hmm… I checked out all the pics on that site and would still have to say that jinwicked is hot (though there are some close runner up).

I want to marry her and have her babies.

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**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/9 "2002-07-28T20:57:01Z")

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Damn, **Venoma** is HOT!

[sub]I’m just trying to make me feel better. shoosh![/sub]

One of the doper girls was figured in a dream of mine a while ago… and she’s not on the page above. A few more of both genders might be, after looking at those pages 😉

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**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/10 "2002-07-28T21:06:44Z")

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It would be much less work to list those who are _not_ hot. Damn. Intelligence and mad sex appeal. Dopest joint on the internet.

DaLovin’ Dj

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**Author:** ![grendel72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/91b2a8/32.png) [@grendel72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grendel72)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/11 "2002-07-28T21:15:11Z")

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Damn, **grendel72** is hot. That’s ok, though, because I’m getting my air conditioning fixed.

What?

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/12 "2002-07-28T21:20:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Venoma \*  
> **Damn, Venoma is HOT!**

Actually, I’ll give a hearty “UH HUH” to that. But I have a thing for redheads. 😃 Especially when they register on the boards on such an auspicious day.

-BK

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**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/13 "2002-07-28T21:38:29Z")

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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: **Simetra** is as hot as they get.

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**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/14 "2002-07-28T21:43:59Z")

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Mrrowr. BK, we never did get to see those pics of your belly 😃

[sub]sadly no longer a redhead… I will never win **bobkitty** ’s true lust… sigh[/sub]

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**Author:** ![dave316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dave316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dave316)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/15 "2002-07-28T22:10:24Z")

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i looked at the pictures and opalcat , tigergirl ,cercaria, Pucette, HerMajestyLorna, Geobabe, Cessandra,  
Calliope, Slainte, Ruffian are hot  
if i did not name you as being hot it is because

1. had more than one person in picture- distracts judge
2. old picture
3. bad picture
4. black mark covering face

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**Author:** ![I\_forgot\_my\_username](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecd19e/32.png) [@I\_forgot\_my\_username](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_forgot_my_username)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/16 "2002-07-28T22:18:32Z")

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My face looks look like the eastbound end of a westbound donkey.

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**Author:** ![tclouie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tclouie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tclouie)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/17 "2002-07-28T22:21:11Z")

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**Calliope**. She’s a musician, nuff said. Nobody is hotter than an acoustic guitarist.

Am I mistaken, or does **Ruffian** strongly resemble a Doper named **sexywriter** who also had a thing for looking into the webcam? Whatever, she is/they both are hot.

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/18 "2002-07-28T22:28:21Z")

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**UncleBill** is hot, **hot** , _ **HOT!!!** _

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**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/19 "2002-07-28T23:11:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by dave316 \*  
> \*\*i looked at the pictures and opalcat , tigergirl ,cercaria, Pucette, HerMajestyLorna, Geobabe, Cessandra,  
> Calliope, Slainte, Ruffian are hot \*\*

I’m honored to be included in such lovely company.

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**Author:** ![Lockz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Lockz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lockz)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/20 "2002-07-28T23:12:21Z")

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I shouldn’t say for fear of offending the thousands I don’t mention, but, **HerMajestyLorna** is DAMN hot!

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