# The official "Damn, \ is HOT" thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271 "2002-07-28T19:20:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/181 "2002-07-31T13:34:02Z")
I started going through the pics, one by one, and I swear there isn’t enough bandwidth for all of my compliments. Never have I seen such an attractive group of people, and this being the internet, I’m TRULY astounded…I thought we were all 12 year old boys… **Slainte** , you are not only beautiful, you’re a very sweet person. Thanks for all your help. **HBQ** , good gawd woman…you’ve really improved my one-handed typing abilities… **Calliope** , if only you didn’t already have an OG… **Silky Threat** , I hope I NEVER piss you off… **cercaria** , there are laws against just my _thoughts_ **lieu** , well, you _know_ how I feel about you…😉 I could go on and on… ---
**Author:** ![JonTheHasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7bcc69/32.png) [@JonTheHasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonTheHasher)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/182 "2002-07-31T15:46:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Slainte \* > \*\*It’s difficult to narrow down but, here goes: > > **… & Jon the Hasher** (despite the shoe). > \*\* Wow! “despite the shoe”, even! I was figuring that the shoe was one of my better features! Thanks **Slainte**! Allow me to issue a “ditto”: Damn, **Slainte** is HOT! Ok, who else…lessee, here (I’m going to attempt to keep the list relatively short - not an easy task): I hate going along with the common consensus, but **jinwicked** is hot. Not only hot, but she’s an artist, and, I’m extrapolating from some of her subject matter that she’s pretty freakin’ brilliant (Alan Turing?!?! I’ve never met an artist who’d heard of him!); **OpalCat** (had to go to your site to see some non-“glamour shots” pics, but it was worth it); **Ruffian** ; **Jarbaby** and **boli** (do they come as a set??); and **racinchikki**. Of course, none of this is really accurate, since it’s really tough to gauge true hotness without meeting someone, or at the very least finding something out about her. AND I’VE NEVER MET ANY OF YOU ☹ Hmmm…Guess that means I need to make it to some DopeFests, huh? ---
**Author:** ![JonTheHasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7bcc69/32.png) [@JonTheHasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonTheHasher)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/183 "2002-07-31T16:04:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Slainte \* > \*\*It’s difficult to narrow down but, here goes: > > **… & Jon the Hasher** (despite the shoe). > \*\* Wow! “despite the shoe”, even! I was figuring that the shoe was one of my better features! Thanks **Slainte**! Allow me to issue a “ditto”: Damn, **Slainte** is HOT! Ok, who else…lessee, here (I’m going to attempt to keep the list relatively short - not an easy task): I hate going along with the common consensus, but **jinwicked** is hot. Not only hot, but she’s an artist, and, I’m extrapolating from some of her subject matter that she’s pretty freakin’ brilliant (Alan Turing?!?! I’ve never met an artist who’d heard of him!); **OpalCat** (had to go to your site to see some non-“glamour shots” pics, but it was worth it); **Ruffian** ; **Jarbaby** and **boli** (do they come as a set??); and **racinchikki**. Of course, none of this is really accurate, since it’s really tough to gauge true hotness without meeting someone, or at the very least finding something out about her. AND I’VE NEVER MET ANY OF YOU ☹ Hmmm…Guess that means I need to make it to some DopeFests, huh? ---
**Author:** ![JonTheHasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7bcc69/32.png) [@JonTheHasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonTheHasher)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/184 "2002-07-31T16:13:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Slainte \* > \*\*It’s difficult to narrow down but, here goes: > > **… & Jon the Hasher** (despite the shoe). > \*\* Wow! “despite the shoe”, even! I was figuring that the shoe was one of my better features! Thanks **Slainte**! Allow me to issue a “ditto”: Damn, **Slainte** is HOT! Ok, who else…lessee, here (I’m going to attempt to keep the list relatively short - not an easy task): I hate going along with the common consensus, but **jinwicked** is hot. Not only hot, but she’s an artist, and, I’m extrapolating from some of her subject matter that she’s pretty freakin’ brilliant (Alan Turing?!?! I’ve never met an artist who’d heard of him!); **OpalCat** (had to go to your site to see some non-“glamour shots” pics, but it was worth it); **Ruffian** ; **Jarbaby** and **boli** (do they come as a set??); and **racinchikki**. Of course, none of this is really accurate, since it’s really tough to gauge true hotness without meeting someone, or at the very least finding something out about her. AND I’VE NEVER MET ANY OF YOU ☹ Hmmm…Guess that means I need to make it to some DopeFests, huh? ---
**Author:** ![JonTheHasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7bcc69/32.png) [@JonTheHasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonTheHasher)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/185 "2002-07-31T16:15:03Z")
Dammit. Patience, Jon, patience… ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/186 "2002-07-31T17:43:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OxyMoron \* > \*\*Vix, who could (almost) make me switch. > \*\* You and me both, m’man. ---
**Author:** ![Morgainelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Morgainelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgainelf)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/187 "2002-07-31T20:30:09Z")
**QueenAl** , thank you darlin’. I was starting to get a little bummed. ---
**Author:** ![Lockz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Lockz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lockz)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/188 "2002-07-31T21:14:51Z")
Woohoo! I’ve finally got a (not-so-decent) picture up, [here](http://nexus.carleton.ca/~jhache/). ---
**Author:** ![VDarlin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e56c9b/32.png) [@VDarlin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VDarlin)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/189 "2002-07-31T21:31:01Z")
Thanks, **QueenAl**! I must say that I do enjoy cake, but your little princess is far, far cuter! Great picture! ~V ---
**Author:** ![VDarlin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e56c9b/32.png) [@VDarlin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VDarlin)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/190 "2002-07-31T21:52:56Z")
Ok, as for my own list…a quick run through the picture pages came up with the following(might need to spend a little more time out there again, just to ensure I get a totally accurate list). In no particular order, and yes, I am aware that some are either accounted for, or not into girls. 😉 **Max Carnage** **Airman Doors** **Zanshin** **Scott Evil** **Plnnr** **Webguy1000** **Strainger** **Lightnin’** Phew…I think I need to go take a cold shower now…at least, I’d better, before I go through and look at them again. 😉 ~V ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/191 "2002-07-31T21:54:06Z")
Has anyone mentioned **Doobieous** , the likes of whom we haven’t seen 'round here in a while? And **monster104**. I’ll also never forget to mention my SDMB love-affair _extraodinaire_, sweet little **matt\_mcl**. 😉 And, um, yeah, there’s me. I’m hot. Whoa, nelly - I’m burnin’ up. (Oh, no, wait - I’m just flaming.) 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/192 "2002-07-31T22:21:23Z")
Consarnit, if I knew there would be a contest, I wouldn’t have chosen a picture in which I’m wearing sunglasses (and hungover)… …although, nobody had a problem with the guy drinking out of a shoe… ::sniffle:: ---
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/193 "2002-08-01T00:06:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by superbee \* > \*\* > > **Slainte** , you are not only beautiful, you’re a very sweet person. Thanks for all your help. > > \*\* Why, thank you very much. Anytime, glad to help - hope everything is well for you & yours. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by JonTheHasher_ > **Wow! “despite the shoe”, even! I was figuring that the shoe was one of my better features! Thanks Slainte! Allow me to issue a "ditto"** No silly boy, the shoe gets in the way… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/194 "2002-08-01T00:41:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > God, thank you today for: > > 1. **hillbilly queen** > 2. Short shorts > 3. Dogs > 4. Al Gore and his in-ter-net > 5. The Straight Dope \*\* Whoa! I just looked at your picture. Is it too late to change my list? I think I’m gonna replace _what’s his name_ on my HOT list with **iampunha**. And I’m gonna replace that other _what’s his name_ on my ADORABLE list with **iampunha**. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/195 "2002-08-01T01:04:55Z")
:blows kisses to **imthjckaz** : :stalks Jack Batty: :Looks at all the others with a pitiful wounded look on her face: This fucking type of thread fucking sucks. No good can come of it. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/196 "2002-08-01T01:19:54Z")
::looks up:: 🙂 Smilin’ hard right now. [sub]You can make whatever other joke involving hard you want here…[/sub] I’m not going to go into a picture-by-picture response to the new unofficial pages, but there are a few… Firstly (because I looked at the last page last): **Lady Juliet** , I’d change my name for you. **Creaky** and **cercaria** have the same edible belly. They win my award for that. Now, if I could get you two together, right there? Great! Now, you’re loving it! Yes! You’re loving it! Ooooh! And now you’re hating it! Punish it! It’s been a bad little … whatever it is. [sub]Yes, I actually did type that with both hands. Yes, I did. Shut up! I did![/sub] **BottleBlondJeanie** : Oh, you block my most favorite feature! How could you? _sniff_ **yo la tengo** , **CalMeacham** (yes, I know) and **waterj2** : whatever it is, it’s working. I promise. **MorgainElf** and **Pucette** have remarkably similar eyes. And I know there are more than three of us who’ve gotten lost in **Pucette** ’s eyes… **SilkyThreat** , please punish me… **Scotticher** knows what I’m going to say, so I’ll just leave it unsaid:) **mouthbreather** , please see my comments for **SilkyThreat**. [sub]Crap, this is turning into a picture-by-picture response…and if you think THIS is bad, you shoulda seen the “all new crush thread” started by Falcon after the first SDPP.[/sub] **webguy1000** has the kind of hair I’d love to see messed up … after a night of thoroughly messing it up. **Runadoc** has that Charlie’s Angels look to her. Except I know she’s hella smart, so her face is really just an extra treat. **Slainte** strange question, but do you have green eyes? Oh, and what everyone else said. Twice. With a cherry on top.[sub]Okay, I know I shouldn’t have sid _that_…[/sub] I just want to watch **Kwyjibo** and **Trinity** … doing dishes, sitting playing cards, whatever. Just let me **watch** … **Miss Creant** has already been told at least five million times that there’s a line waiting for her. **Cessandra** can be my false prophet any time she bloody well pleases. **Alice in Wonderland** is proof positive for the one person who didn’t previously think so that all red-heads are hot. **Calliope** … how do I put this tastefully? Dayum. Anyone who’s met **Robot Arm** knows he’s faaaabulous. **Geobabe** , amazing and incredible as this is to believe, is actually more attractive in person. Yeah, no joking. **HerMajestyLorna** (unless this has changed since that one thread) is taken, and I don’t think anyone’s surprised by that. **cercaria** , with that face and belly, bloody well ought to be if she isn’t. **scott evil** is Will. Semeone else please be Grace. Running out of time… **SIC** , **TN-Hippie** , **brachyrhynccos** and **tigergirl**. I can’t think of anything intelligent. Forgive me, please. All of page 1. I can’t think of anything at the moment, but y’all rock. One of you resembles Nikki Cox. And Dragonblink, as has been said before, has legs. Oh yes, she does. Anyone who wasn’t mentioned, it’s not because yer not hot but because I have to get off the machine now. ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/197 "2002-08-01T01:20:01Z")
I wanna be in on the action! I sent my picture to Max but it was never posted on the picture page. Confirms my suspicions that I really am invisible! [But anyways, here’s me just for the heck of it.](http://www.liquid2k.com/pinkchampagne/prettybailie2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/198 "2002-08-01T02:14:54Z")
Good God. That is the better picture of the two, but only because you’re smiling in the first (er, second). You’re welcome to any action you like.[sub]Oh be quiet. At least I didn’t lick my eyebrows or say “how YOU doin’?”[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/199 "2002-08-01T02:23:07Z")
I’m a little disappointed that there aren’t more of you interested in hillbillies that look like vampires. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/200 "2002-08-01T02:59:05Z")
All you need is one (and I think this thread has established that) … besides, you don’t have any blood stains anywhere, so no worries:) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=11)