# The official "Damn, \ is HOT" thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271 "2002-07-28T19:20:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/201 "2002-08-01T03:10:51Z")
Here’s me… now that I’m done working and in grad school, I’ll have more time to post! [Bump’s pic](http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/markpruett_02/vwp?.dir=/&.src=ph&.dnm=Bump.jpg&.view=t&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/bc/markpruett_02/lst%3f%26.dir=/%26.src=ph%26.view=t) ---
**Author:** ![Justhink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/edb3f5/32.png) [@Justhink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justhink)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/202 "2002-08-01T03:16:13Z")
Amusing reading… I’m the hottest person out of those pictures; can’t be sure about the lurkers and other posters though. Truly astonishing what lurks in the depths; it’d be a pleasure and honor to befriend everyone for an eternity, and all have our moments in the sun with each-other. -Justhink _who won’t have women fighting over him until he’s 6 feet under_ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/203 "2002-08-01T03:19:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bump \* > [Bump](http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/markpruett_02/vwp?.dir=/&.src=ph&.dnm=Bump.jpg&.view=t&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/bc/markpruett_02/lst%3f%26.dir=/%26.src=ph%26.view=t) ::lick:: [sub]Only took a flirting thread to get me back to my posting whoreness.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/204 "2002-08-01T03:36:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hillbilly queen \* > **DAMN CelticCowboy, SkipMagic, Max Carnage, Why A Duck are ADORABLE!** I’m adorable, I’m adorable! Hell, I’d go and dance for thee my “I’m Adorable!” jig, but, alas, I’m afraid my adorability card would be swiftly revoked, I’d be beaten into submission with wet noodles (well, that may not turn out so poorly), and the rest of you would look down on me with sad–but knowing–gazes that _seem_ to say “Poor feller, but for the grace of perfect, whole chromosomes, there go I,” yet what _really_ say, “Friggin’ nutjob–what got into his addled and diseased mind?” Of course, regardless, I still might be flogged for my run-on sentences. 🙂 Thanks, **Hillbilly Queen** , you is just nuthin’ short of a modern maven of magical magnificence! ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/205 "2002-08-01T03:51:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SkipMagic \* > \*\* > I’m adorable, I’m adorable! > > Thanks, **Hillbilly Queen** , you is just nuthin’ short of a modern maven of magical magnificence! \*\* Hey, I said you were cute a long time ago, don’t forget. If you’re going to be dancin’ for anyone, it should be for me. [sub]I’m gonna get my toaster yet.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/206 "2002-08-01T03:55:17Z")
By the way, I demand that **leechbabe** run in here and declare me “hot.” While I don’t usually demand attention, I demand better from my minions. Nyuk nyuk. ::::runs away laughing:::: ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/207 "2002-08-01T04:45:12Z")
Oh mighty **Res** my most profuse apologies for missing this entire thread. “Damn, **ResIpsaLoquitor** is HOT” And for good measure as **Goo’s** stalker in chief: “Damn, **Goo** is HOT” which is kinda self serving as **TLD** did once tell me that **Goo** and I resemble each other 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/208 "2002-08-01T06:58:47Z")
Well, at least **Esprix** thinks highly of me! ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/209 "2002-08-01T07:02:27Z")
…yet not highly enough to even capitalize my username!!! :mad: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/210 "2002-08-01T13:53:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Homebrew \* > \*\*Hey, I said you were cute a long time ago, don’t forget. If you’re going to be dancin’ for anyone, it should be for me. > > [sub]I’m gonna get my toaster yet.[/sub] \*\* Ahh…but to remain the Head Will-O’-The-Wisp from the land of _Le Beau Ideal_, I must not dance. Not even for a toaster. (Not even, I dare say, for one of them newfangled kinds with 12 slots, three power cords and a refrigerated side compartment for holding jars of jubilantly juicy jelly.) But it’s true! **Homebrew** , in another thread, threw a compliment my way. I caught it, of course, because I’m your friendly neighborhood attention whore. Thanks, **Homebrew**! You’s da’ coolest, too! ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/211 "2002-08-01T14:21:42Z")
> [@](#): > > * * * > > Originally posted by OxyMoron > Vix, who could (almost) make me switch. > > * * * > > You and me both, m’man. Hurmph. And here I thought that already happened back in January. Goodness, but I must keep up with these things. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/212 "2002-08-01T14:27:08Z")
It’s a good thing I finally got mentioned, because I was about to cry. 😉 Cute/hot Doper boyz (and I realize some aren’t into other boyz): **iampunha** (of course) **pbrtallboy Jerevan Somerville Kwyjibo Eonwe Airman Doors, USAF me 😛** More as I think of them… I can’t stand up now… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/213 "2002-08-01T14:28:19Z")
Oh, and **Esprix** , of course, even though he thinks I’m chopped liver. ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/214 "2002-08-01T14:29:10Z")
And it would seem I’ve gotten a bit rusty with my coding. Ah, well. I’ve been busy. At any rate, I’ll add my input to fit in so I can summarily succumb to peer pressure. Female: **Geo** , **jin** (who just plain has excellent style), and **Pucette** , who’s a cutie. Male: While I can’t speak from a sexual standpoint, there are some Doper guys whom I think are hansome/attractive. **DJ** , who’s just a big 'ol pimp; **Ukulele Ike** is quite hansome and a nice fellow to boot; and **Oxy** , who’s a whole hell of a lot of fun to hang out with. Of course, most of these Dopers I know in person, so my scale is balanced thus. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/215 "2002-08-01T15:42:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scott evil \* > **It’s a good thing I finally got mentioned, because I was about to cry. 😉** Hey there, you got yer own thread, dagnabbit:) Let the newcomers (so to speak) have their turn being ogled. Oh, and **scott**? Add **Gorgon Heap** to that list. Just trust me (and anyone else who saw him at NYCFest back in January). He’s the kind of guy you look at and just _know_ is married. ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/216 "2002-08-01T16:47:53Z")
Awww, **Zanshin** , I think you’re hot too. 🙂 In no particular order, here’s my list of Dopers who get me to fanning myself. [giggle] \*\*1. Collounsbury, AKA, He who must not be named in flirt threads. [giggle] [sub]Don’t spank me, Sugarlump. 😃 I couldn’t help myself.[/sub] 1. Zanshin because he’s such a sweetheart to me. 🙂 2. LindyHopper. I just _loves_ me a fella what can dance. 3. tomndebb. I’m just fascinated by how intelligent he is. Plus, on top of being so smart, he’s got so much integrity. Debb is one lucky lady to have him. Tom, you got a brother or a cousin available who’s as smart as you and single? 4. Gartog because he’s also a real sweetheart to me. 🙂 5. Barbarian because I just _loves_ me a fella what can speak French.\*\* Well, I gotta run. But if I get a chance, I’ll write some more. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/217 "2002-08-01T17:24:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gorgon Heap \* > \*\*Hurmph. And here I thought that already happened back in January. Goodness, but I must keep up with these things. \*\* Well, we didn’t go all the way, y’know. But DAMN, was it smokin’ hot regardless! Whoooooo! ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/218 "2002-08-01T17:34:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by celestina \* > **3. LindyHopper. I just _loves_ me a fella what can dance.** 😊 Aw, shucks…thanks, darlin’. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/219 "2002-08-01T18:51:44Z")
Oh, Celestina? I started taking French in kindergarten. I fulfilled my foreign language requirement in college without having to take a class (testing out of 'em). Si la langue a l’effet sur toi que tu deviens … common dit on … chaud … eh bien je voudrais faire rien que ca…🙂 [sub]English translation: if the language has the effect on you that you become … how do you say … hot … well there’s nothing I’d rather do:)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/220 "2002-08-01T19:14:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*[sub]English translation: if the language has the effect on you that you become … how do you say … hot … well there’s nothing I’d rather do:)[/sub] \*\* Actually, according to Google’s translation tools, what **iampunha** _really_ wrote was: “If the language has the effect on you who you become well… common known as one… hot… eh I would like to make only Ca…” See, I’d slap him if I were you. Making only “Ca” is disgusting. Totally reprehensible. I wonder what “Ca” really is… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=12)