# The official "Damn, \ is HOT" thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271 "2002-07-28T19:20:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/221 "2002-08-01T19:41:46Z")
**iampunha** : J’ai bien hâte à manger ta belle queue, lêcher tes grosses couilles, et ensuite te fourrer comme un cochon. 😉 j/k ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/222 "2002-08-01T19:54:17Z")
ROFL SCOTT! Oh, and Skip? Google is to Babelfish what Babelfish is to Collounsbury. You’d get better results asking a blind ferret:) ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/223 "2002-08-01T20:04:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Oh, and Skip? Google is to Babelfish what Babelfish is to Collounsbury. You’d get better results asking a blind ferret:) \*\* Great Googly-Moogly! “Blind Ferret,” that’s what I call my… …um, carry on. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/224 "2002-08-01T20:23:55Z")
You know, I don’t know Google’s coding for translation, but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t translate the French “common” as the English “common”😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/225 "2002-08-01T20:36:16Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by iampunha \* > I just want to watch **Kwyjibo** and **Trinity** … doing dishes, sitting playing cards, whatever. Just let me **watch** …_\* Tisk tisk…dishes and playing cards are two things that Trin and I don’t do together. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/226 "2002-08-01T20:43:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scott evil \* > \*\*Cute/hot Doper boyz (and I realize some aren’t into other boyz): > > \ > Kwyjibo > \\*\* Two mentions! Oh my aching ego! 🙂 Look, I’m getting a little _verklempt_. Talk amongst yourselves. Topic - “Naked Lunch” was neither in the nude nor about lunch. Discuss… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/227 "2002-08-01T21:24:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*ROFL SCOTT! > \*\* Shall I take that as a 'yes," then? 😃 _{{stocks up on condoms}}_ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/228 "2002-08-01T21:41:42Z")
Note to scott: ROFL does not translate into “I desire to do unspeakable things in French with you” in any language:p But do stock up on condoms … what with the other people who will be there:) ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/229 "2002-08-01T21:45:53Z")
Other people? You’re not thinking of doing… :eek: ::shudder:: ---
**Author:** ![islandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@islandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/islandgirl)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/230 "2002-08-01T21:51:06Z")
What fun! My new lust list (in no particular order): **Crunchy Frog Max Carnage pezpunk Zanshin SMUsax scott evil jackelope webguy 1000 stofsky** Wowee!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/231 "2002-08-01T21:55:30Z")
No, Scott, I have no intention of having sex with the effigy of Esprix:) Plushy really isn’t my style. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/232 "2002-08-01T22:26:28Z")
I’m not talking about Esprix/Wonder Woman doll. ---
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/233 "2002-08-02T03:15:44Z")
:o Flatterers! There are bunches of hot Dopers, but of course I have a [favorite](http://groups.msn.com/SDMB/jadispicsattimothyotooles.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=96). ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/234 "2002-08-02T03:49:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > ::lick:: > > [sub]Only took a flirting thread to get me back to my posting whoreness.[/sub] \*\* Wow… I got licked by a man. Can’t say that’s ever happened before. Kind of flattering, even for a straight guy! As for who I thought was cute on the Doper pages… **Fionn, Ruffian and Her Majesty Lorna** are right up at the top! ---
**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/235 "2002-08-02T05:44:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by QueenAl \* > > * * * > > This is slightly more recent, taken at Pride, of [me and my little princess.](http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0MwAAAPERZMP68G!7N0BLOLyCHN6FsdLc7VDI9HK28OuUgFkqzA1iEWN!94Maxcr!kM6hSaoYZnCGxE64lWyuTg/Pride10b.bmp) \*\* What an adorable picture! ---
**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/236 "2002-08-02T05:56:40Z")
**ScottEvil** - you’ve been living up to your name, haven’t you young man? Cute boyz are the same everywhere… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2002, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/237 "2002-08-03T18:43:20Z")
[Rudolph] “She tinks I’b cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!!” [/Rudolph] Wow! I’d have been thrilled to just make it on one list, much less five of them. Soooooo, **hillbilly, VDarlin, Slainte, ems, islandgirl,** howzabout a little Dopefest of our own? I believe the French call it a "menage-a-:: **SMACK** :: What? Whaaaaat??? What’d I say??? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2002, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/238 "2002-08-03T19:29:32Z")
> [@](#): > > **TVGuy** : Cute boyz are the same everywhere… > > * * * > > “… I’m the third one from the left” Heh heh. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2002, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/239 "2002-08-03T22:11:38Z")
Okay, I have finally gotten around to looking at the picture pages. However, there seem to be no way to describe the beauty found within. I’m sitting here just frozen in awe at the pictures on my screen. (thank goodness the Internet’s not being slow right now) There are very lovely ladies on the pages, and equally handome men. Can’t really put the thoughts I’m having into words, but I do think some of you are especially adorable. **scott evil** (I’ve already told him at least once that he’s definitely a cutie-pie) **pezpunk** **dreamer** **Max Carnage** **jinwicked** … Oh, the heck with it! You’re all hot in your own way! F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2002, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/240 "2002-08-03T22:11:38Z")
Okay, I have finally gotten around to looking at the picture pages. However, there seem to be no way to describe the beauty found within. I’m sitting here just frozen in awe at the pictures on my screen. (thank goodness the Internet’s not being slow right now) There are very lovely ladies on the pages, and equally handome men. Can’t really put the thoughts I’m having into words, but I do think some of you are especially adorable. **scott evil** (I’ve already told him at least once that he’s definitely a cutie-pie) **pezpunk** **dreamer** **Max Carnage** **jinwicked** … Oh, the heck with it! You’re all hot in your own way! F\_X [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=13)