# The official "Damn, \ is HOT" thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271 "2002-07-28T19:20:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/261 "2002-08-05T03:56:55Z")
**ResIpsaLoquitor** - As **Cosmopolitan** has failed to answer my challenge by default I win (yay!) _ahem_ Have yourself scrubbed and brought to my tent šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/262 "2002-08-05T04:05:46Z")
Hey, I donā€™t have photos for either of you yetā€¦Iā€™ll give you an ā€œhonorable mentionā€ hot label for the time beingā€¦ Scrubbed? Oh dearā€¦what have I gotten myself into? ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/263 "2002-08-05T04:28:34Z")
:flustered: My apologies **Res** I got carried away there for a moment. You are still hot though! šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/264 "2002-08-05T05:37:30Z")
Gotta win fair & square, **ems** , none of this ā€œwin by defaultā€ crapola. Iā€™ll fight you for 'im. šŸ˜‰ Besides, **Res** , youā€™re in Philly, right? Whatā€™s someone in Yurp gonna do for you, hmmmm? You & I, however, we live on the same continent, right? Iā€™m even on the eastern seaboard! šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/265 "2002-08-05T15:27:03Z")
Dammit! Frazzlin Razzlin geography šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/266 "2002-08-05T18:35:14Z")
No fight? Damn. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/267 "2002-08-05T20:45:50Z")
Hey, **youā€™re** upset? I was looking forward to seeing two hot Doper babes get into a catfight over meā€¦grumbleā€¦ ā€¦and Iā€™m only on the East coast for another week and a halfā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/268 "2002-08-06T00:03:10Z")
Well, it looks like youā€™ve had your hopes and dreams dashed once again, **Res**. Whatcha gonna do now?!? šŸ˜› F\_X ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/269 "2002-08-06T01:22:38Z")
Not all at once now, I know Iā€™m dead sexy in that baseball, but show some patience. . .oh, whatā€™s that? OH, they were saying **Jin** , not **Jim**. . .Iā€™m sorry. . .please carry on. Oh, **Jin** is the hottest woman to ever walk the earth. ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/270 "2002-08-06T04:36:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sk8rixtx \* > \*\*I used to say it all the time, and I think I can still say it nowā€¦ BrokenDoll is quite the doll. > \*\* Awwwā€¦ my number 1 fan for how many years now? I donā€™t think Iā€™ve told you before, but youā€™re not bad yourself šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/271 "2002-08-06T14:16:45Z")
Hey I never said there wouldnā€™t be a fight over you **Res** I was just confounding my own damn luck that I live in another continent! The logistics would be ā€¦er interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/272 "2002-08-06T14:50:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fizzestothetop \* > \*\*[But anyways, hereā€™s me just for the heck of it.](http://www.liquid2k.com/pinkchampagne/prettybailie2.jpg) \*\* Good Lord! So, **fizzestothetop** , how _you_ doinā€™? šŸ˜‰ Talk about beautiful! ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/273 "2002-08-06T15:19:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dreamer \* > **Edward The Head** , are you sure your not really **Antonio Banderas** in disguise? Not to the best of my knowledge. I guess I could try to be for you though! šŸ˜‰ I think that **bristlesage** is pretty damn cute. Too bad it looks like sheā€™s got a ring on though. ā˜¹ ---
**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/274 "2002-08-06T15:40:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by islandgirl \* > \*\*What fun! My new lust list (in no particular order): > > [snipping a bunch of guys who donā€™t matter]\*\* > stofsky\*\* > Wowee!! > šŸ™‚ \*\* Thanks, **islandgirl**! After 5 pages of posts, I was beginning to think that I was invisible, or that my lead-guitar mystique had worn off and Iā€™d have to become a bassist or drummer. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/275 "2002-08-06T15:51:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > Talk about beautiful! [re: fizzestothetop] And would you believe she hadnā€™t heard it until I told her a few days ago? Fawkinā€™ hawt and then some, dudeā€¦you ainā€™t seen the frigginā€™ tip of the iceberg:) ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/276 "2002-08-06T16:08:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\* > > Good Lord! > > So, **fizzestothetop** , how _you_ doinā€™? šŸ˜‰ > > Talk about beautiful! \*\* _doesnā€™t know anything other to do than just blush like mad_ Why thank you \*\* Superdude \*\*. _wishes she could say more, but isnā€™t very good at receiving compliments_ ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/277 "2002-08-06T16:10:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > And would you believe she hadnā€™t heard it until I told her a few days ago? > > Fawkinā€™ hawt and then some, dudeā€¦you ainā€™t seen the frigginā€™ tip of the iceberg:) \*\* You boys are to cute! _grins_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ace_of_Swords)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/278 "2002-08-06T16:13:45Z")
> [@](#): > > And would you believe she hadnā€™t heard it until I told her a few days ago? Not unless she just recently gained her hearing back! Two scoops of yum, that one. **Cecaria** : Whoa! And I think weā€™d all be remorseful if we didnā€™t mention the luscious **Jersey Diamond** , who is so hot she melts asphalt. **Joe** , you lucky dog, you! ---
**Author:** ![islandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@islandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/islandgirl)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/279 "2002-08-06T16:32:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by stofsky \* > \*\* > > Thanks, **islandgirl**! After 5 pages of posts, I was beginning to think that I was invisible, or that my lead-guitar mystique had worn off and Iā€™d have to become a bassist or drummer. \*\* **stofsky** : Please, _please_ keep on playing the lead guitar. I am a sucker for a man who knows how to use his hands šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/280 "2002-08-06T17:25:49Z")
You know, I can hardly believe Iā€™m typing this, but it just has to be said. After seeing **Res** ā€™ picture, and then imagining how it would feel if he was indeed to take my tongue\* (besides the intense pain), wellā€¦ what can I say? I have succumbed to his cxharm and wit already, and I have to tell you all that he has a great sense of humor. Besides, I wonder what it would feel like if he were to take me in his arms andā€¦ um, never rmind, Iā€™m getting too heated up thinking about it. :o Itā€™s just that weā€™ve given each other virtual hugs on occasion, and I just wonder what it would feel like if it were somehow a real-life situation, is all. (nobody get any ideas, as I am certainly not out to ravish anyone at first blush) Greatā€¦ now I want to leave this thread because Iā€™m too :o to stay here any longer. Guess Iā€™ll still press ā€œSubmit,ā€ though, leaving these ramblings for posterity. - (inside joke among certain very select Dopers ;)) F\_X [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=15)