# The official "Damn, \ is HOT" thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271 "2002-07-28T19:20:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/281 "2002-08-06T18:37:46Z")
yea! I finally made a list and then Stofsky tells me I don’t matter? Screw you pal! As for you Miss **Islandgirl** , thanks! 🙂 I’m glad that I got some recognition. It was the candy-stripes, wasn’t it? Yep, they always get the ladies. 😉 –==the sax man==– ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/282 "2002-08-06T19:14:37Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X_ > Besides, I wonder what it would feel like if he were to take me in his arms and… um, never rmind, I’m getting too heated up thinking about it. Well, I can lift a good amount…my guess is if I spun around fast enough, I might be able to toss you 30 feet or so. ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/283 "2002-08-06T19:20:05Z")
**Res** , you still gonna be in North America? 😉 Incidentally, you said you’ll still be on the east coast for another week or so, yes? …I’ll be there in ten minutes. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/284 "2002-08-06T19:24:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fizzestothetop \* > \*\* > > _doesn’t know anything other to do than just blush like mad_ Why thank you \*\* Superdude \*\*. > > _wishes she could say more, but isn’t very good at receiving compliments_ \*\* Well, **fizzestothetop** , I guess the Virginia boys just don’t know a gorgeous thing when they see it. Too bad you don’t live here in Kentucky. Then again, you’re not _too_ far away…😉 ---
**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/285 "2002-08-06T19:30:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SMUsax \* > \*\*yea! I finally made a list and then Stofsky tells me I don’t matter? Screw you pal! > > –==the sax man==-- \*\* Ummm, yeah, thanks, but I don’t swing that way. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/286 "2002-08-06T19:41:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ResIpsaLoquitor \* > \*\*Well, I can lift a good amount…my guess is if I spun around fast enough, I might be able to toss you 30 feet or so. \*\* It’s good to hear you can lift a good amount, but are you talking about tossing me in the air? In that case, I would certainly hope you’d catch me, as I do not take kindly to crumpling on the floor in a heap. In fact, if you failed to catch me, I’d glare at you from my position on the floor, while trying to retain some semblance of dignity. Then when I’d gotten up again, I’d make you pay and pay and pay… MWAHAHAHA. Oh, and if you wanted to spin me around, you’d have to make sure that you held me very tightly so that I wouldn’t fall, especially given that I’m much shorter than you. (and in case you’re wondering, I would indeed hold onto you very tightly indeed… um, I think I said too much again) I’m imagining where my head would be in relation to your body if you actually did spin me around, and let’s just say that, um… I almost never think of such things. :o **Res** said that my post made him blush… and according to him, it’s not the first time I made him blush. So there, all you upstarts! 😃 Actually, given the content of my posts about him in this thread, I think it might have been better if **Res** had remained a formless blob… or not, I can’t tell. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/287 "2002-08-06T20:00:56Z")
Hmmmph. **Res** just said that the point of throwing me into the air is to see me fly. I definitely do not fly, and I wouldn’t stay in the air very long. So in that case, he’d better catch me, OR ELSE. Then again, he said that **lel** , **TalkingHead** , or some nice passerby could catch me for him. Personally, I think he’s shirking his duty to catch me. Oh well, I still stand by all I’ve said in this thread. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Xan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac8455/32.png) [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/288 "2002-08-06T21:31:50Z")
[ass kissing] I’m sorry but the hottest doper lady of them all is Sandalfeet. She is also one of the nicest girls I ever met [/ass kissing] ---
**Author:** ![islandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@islandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/islandgirl)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/289 "2002-08-06T22:01:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SMUsax \* > \*\* > As for you Miss **Islandgirl** , thanks! 🙂 > > I’m glad that I got some recognition. It was the candy-stripes, wasn’t it? Yep, they always get the ladies. 😉 > > –==the sax man==-- \*\* Well, peppermint \*is \* my favorite 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/290 "2002-08-06T22:18:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\* > > Well, **fizzestothetop** , I guess the Virginia boys just don’t know a gorgeous thing when they see it. Too bad you don’t live here in Kentucky. Then again, you’re not _too_ far away…😉 \*\* **iampunah** is from VA so he’s redeemed the Virginia boys a bit. 😉 And no I’m not terribly far from Kentucky at all. (About 40 minutes to an hour depending on which direction I go.) ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2002, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/291 "2002-08-07T00:23:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Broken Doll \* > \*\* > > Awww… my number 1 fan for how many years now? I don’t think I’ve told you before, but you’re not bad yourself 😉 \*\* You may have, but I haven’t been on the boards for atleast a year. But I do know that I had been telling you that for atleast a year before that. Hmmmm… my pic is kindof old. Maybe I can get my webcam back from my ex… ``` -jeff- ``` ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2002, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/292 "2002-08-07T04:37:17Z")
For those who’ve submitted pix (and some hot hot pix they are) I’m not ignoring you. I’ve run out of webspace and am procuring a little more. In the meanwhile, let me second the notion that **Sandlefeet** is indeed, how do you say, ah yes, muy caliente! ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2002, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/293 "2002-08-07T06:51:22Z")
Why **Sunspace** , how incredibly sweet of you to say I am hot! Thank you very much, you are obviously a man of discriminating taste and capable of seeing beneath “surface” appearance! (After all, even the people who love me dearly have to admit I look like a librarian…in pictures at least. Oh, they say I look like a pretty CUTE librarian, but that is probably because they are afraid I’ll cry\* or stamp my foot and throw things,\* but…there it is 🙂 ) **iampunha** my love…of COURSE I know what you were going to say, and you are a darling, albeit naughty, man. If only I were just a FEW years younger and lived just a FEW miles closer…::sigh:: 😃 And **poopah chalupa** …you are a sweetheart and I appreciate your “adulation.” 🙂 (I’m gonna get lambasted for that one, THAT’S for sure!) Why don’t we just wait and see how you feel if the Angels end up playing the M’s in the playoffs, m’kay? Bet if the M’s win, you aren’t gonna think I am so “hot”! Seriously, thanks guys. You make my heart smile. \*Classic redhead behavior…urban legend, but how to conVINCE people? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2002, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/294 "2002-08-07T07:36:22Z")
**fizzestothetop** - wow. Had I known such creatures existed, i would have left Central Va and headed your way a long time ago. 🙂 Go west young man! _Heads off to pack bags_ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2002, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/295 "2002-08-07T09:58:14Z")
We’re working on it, **jcm** 😃 [sub]Now you got attention, just when you was complainin’ about it to me. “If I’m so beautiful how come nobody in the thread noticed?” 😛 In yer hat, lady.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2002, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/296 "2002-08-07T15:37:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jcmckaig \* > \*\ ***fizzestothetop** - wow. > > Had I known such creatures existed, i would have left Central Va and headed your way a long time ago. 🙂 > > Go west young man! > _Heads off to pack bags_ \*\* **iampunah** is paying you guys to say that stuff ain’t he? I got it all figured out now. _grins_ ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2002, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/297 "2002-08-07T15:42:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*We’re working on it, **jcm** 😃 > > [sub]Now you got attention, just when you was complainin’ about it to me. “If I’m so beautiful how come nobody in the thread noticed?” 😛 In yer hat, lady.[/sub] \*\* Oh hush, I’m on to your evil plan. You’re bribing them I just know it. Refuses to believe that she could’ve have quiet possibly been wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2002, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/298 "2002-08-07T15:46:43Z")
Well, **fizzestothetop** , he’s not paying ME anything. I’m just being honest. ---
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2002, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/299 "2002-08-07T17:46:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Edward The Head \* > > Not to the best of my knowledge. I guess I could try to be for you though! 😉 As long as you are “Interview with the Vampire-esqe” and you bring along Brad Pitt, I don’t see any problems ;). Thanks again **Max** for changing my picture. I’m sure you know this already, but you could always start a new picture page with a different screen name (on AOL) and link to that page. Each screen name gets a certain amount of space so there should be no problems. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2002, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/300 "2002-08-08T01:32:48Z")
Ok. I have been dragged, kicking and screaming, to this thread. I see you’re in the process of getting more space (or at least listening to **dreamer’s** idea. When you do get the space, feel free to add me. I’ll have to email the sucker to you - but just make sure you have Norton, McAfee, F-Prot, and Zone Alarm all running. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=16)