# The official "Damn, \<insert doper name\> is HOT" thread.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 28, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271 "2002-07-28T19:20:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2002, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/321 "2002-08-14T03:52:44Z")

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Oh and **dantheman** , it’s about time you send your pic in dont ya’ think? 😉

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2002, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/322 "2002-08-14T04:05:27Z")

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Well, I told **punha** I’d post something else to this thread, and he’s been bugging me to post it already. However, when there’s frantic ICQ, Yahoo, and AIM activity, I don’t get much of a chance to post _anything_. Now that it’s calmed down to something more manageable, though…

He wanted to know why I didn’t have a picture on the picture pages. We talked about that for a while, during which I told him that it was a general kind of thing for me to not give a photo out. (as opposed to just specifically because he asked) I tried convincing him that it was a **good** thing that my sister had updated her webpage, but he wasn’t buying any of it. Then I told him that I don’t have a scanner, which is very true. Too bad.

Later on, I was thinking about the whole photo thing while looking through some recent photos. I do look bad in photos, but these ones weren’t TOO terrible, as I could tell that I’d actually lost a bit of weight. (yay me)

Then I thought to myself that I could scan the best (?) of these photos on the weekend. Of course, I’d probably have to ask my friend Andrew about it if he shows up online then. (he gave me these instructions on how to scan pictures last December, but they could be lost now in the changing of ICQ versions)

If I don’t have to keep the pictures on any sort of webpage and can just save it as a picture file, you may see a **Flamster** pic yet. (this is assuming that I know how to work the scanner, and everything doesn’t totally go bonkers on me) And if it does work, properly, and if I encounter no problems sending the picture to **Max Carnage** , you may see my picture yet. (that is, if I don’t chicken out)

So… maybe you’ll see my pic, and maybe you won’t. If not, you’ll just have to ask the people I know in real life. _evil grin_

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2002, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/323 "2002-08-14T12:18:59Z")

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What, nobody’s mentioned me yet? 😃

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2002, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/324 "2002-08-14T12:32:47Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by dreamer \*  
> \*\*Oh and **dantheman** , it’s about time you send your pic in dont ya’ think? 😉 \*\*

Done deal. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2002, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/325 "2002-08-14T13:11:34Z")

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_sniff_ I love ya’ll, I really do.

Now my head’s going to be too big to fit out the damn door. 🙂

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**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2002, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/326 "2002-08-14T13:44:39Z")

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_sniff_ I’m _still_ not on the picture pages!

I _must_ be invisible!

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2002, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/327 "2002-08-14T14:49:37Z")

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Page 7 is pix that were emailed to me. Now I have to go thru all the posts to find links to pix and start on page 5. So, quick tip, if you send me a jpg, you stand a better shot of getting on the page quicker. Just takes me a little longer to sort thru the posts. I’m still working people!

**fizzes** , you will have place number one on the next page. When they see your lovely visage, people won’t be able to resist looking at the rest of the pix.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2002, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/328 "2002-08-14T15:46:11Z")

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Picture pages, picture pages, lots of fun with picture pages…

Name that tune!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2002, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/329 "2002-08-14T15:50:11Z")

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And they won’t really need to, either. Yowsah.

Of course, now I eagerly await **Flami** ’s pictorial “Hi there it’s me!” introduction to the SDMB:D

And as for the new and improved page 7 … Pah! Not _one_ new picture!😛

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2002, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/330 "2002-08-14T15:54:48Z")

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Feel free to insert my post right above \*\*dan[/s]‘s … it makes sense that way an’ stufflikethat.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2002, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/331 "2002-08-14T15:59:44Z")

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Heh! I knew what you meant.

Hey Max, can we get a link on each page that just says “Last Page” so we can just jet to the final page? Or is there a way to do this that I’m not seeing? (I have the browser shrunk so it’s less obtrusive at work.)

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2002, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/332 "2002-08-14T16:52:35Z")

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Work work work, work work work…what, you people think I have no life? Oh yeah, your right.

Actually **dan** , I’ve given much thought to just doing a “1-2-3-4-5-6-7” at the bottom of each page so you can go to whichever. It was just easier at first to have a link to the next page. [shameless plea for attention] Maybe if I get more “hot” votes I’ll consider it again. [/shamless plea for attention]

“…time to get your crayons and your pen-cils. You can play with picture pages, start your day with picture pages. Time to watch Bill Cosby do a picture page with you!”

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2002, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/333 "2002-08-14T17:00:58Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Max Carnage \*  
> \*\*"…time to get your crayons and your pen-cils. You can play with picture pages, start your day with picture pages. Time to watch Bill Cosby do a picture page with you!" \*\*

Aha!

Lots of fun with paper and a pen …cil.  
Hey, anyone hear from **Shayna** lately?

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2002, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/334 "2002-08-14T20:07:16Z")

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**Max Carnage** , I will think you are the pinnacle—NAY! the definition! of hot if you do that whole “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7” thing on your webpage. I even promise not to lick you;)

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2002, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/335 "2002-08-14T21:07:19Z")

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Well now. Lotsa hotties, to be sure.

**Belladonna** …amazing! You look exactly like I pictured you! Of course, I already had a bit of a crush on you just from your personality as revealed by your posts. But damn! If you ever decide to drop that boyfriend of yours and move out west, you let me know!😉 (I’ve got a playmate for your son too!)

And, having met her in person, let me just tell y’all that that picture of **Smashed Ice Cream** does not do her justice. She is a major babe!

As for the Picture Pages…definitely lots of hotties on there, but I have to say **cercaria** gets my vote! Yummy!

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2002, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/336 "2002-08-14T21:11:45Z")

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Major Babe, Private Parts reporting for duty, ma’am!

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**Author:** ![tisiphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@tisiphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tisiphone)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2002, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/337 "2002-08-14T21:46:46Z")

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I would swear that I saw **TN\*Hippie** call himself old around here somewheres… it is quite obviously a lie. Pity I am so very married…

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/338 "2002-08-15T01:21:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> **Of course, now I eagerly await Flami’s pictorial “Hi there it’s me!” introduction to the SDMB:D**

Eager is as eager does, you know. 😃 Like I said, we’ll see if that ever happens. If not this weekend, maybe some other time. I dont’ think anyone’s in a big hurry to see my picture, after all.

And as for what Patrick was saying to ne about my “Flami fan club” earlier, I really don’t think I have one. 😛 Which is definitely fine with me… I could do without the pressure of having fans.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/339 "2002-08-15T01:25:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> **Of course, now I eagerly await Flami’s pictorial “Hi there it’s me!” introduction to the SDMB:D**

Eager is as eager does, you know. 😃 Like I said, we’ll see if that ever happens. If not this weekend, maybe some other time. I don’t think anyone’s in a big hurry to see my picture, after all.

And as for what Patrick was saying to ne about my “ **Flami** fan club” earlier, I really don’t think I have one. 😛 Which is definitely fine with me… I could do without the pressure of having fans.

For the curious, I do NOT look like a flaming hamster! (yeah, I’m talking to YOU! :D)

F\_X

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**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/340 "2002-08-15T02:41:29Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X_  
> And as for what Patrick was saying to ne about my “Flami fan club” earlier, I really don’t think I have one. Which is definitely fine with me… I could do without the pressure of having fans.

Oh? And what are **lel, fizzestothetop, TalkingHead** and myself supposed to do in the meantime?

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