# The official "Damn, \ is HOT" thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271 "2002-07-28T19:20:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/341 "2002-08-15T02:44:33Z")
I’m just very eager to put a face to the personality we all know and ride over with tractors … er … introduce to ticklish sheep … I’m getting confused… it’s all **Res** ’ fault! Get him!!! ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/342 "2002-08-15T03:25:54Z")
Well, I guess I should throw that fake **Flami fan club** card out of my wallet. How did I know the club never existed? It even had the cutest picture of a flaming hamster (although I have no idea how a hamster can appear flaming) on it. Well, back to riding my tractor along and getting **Res** , per instructions of **iampunha**. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/343 "2002-08-15T03:29:15Z")
Ooh, almost forgot! Superfluous mention of **Neidhart**. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/344 "2002-08-15T04:37:24Z")
Well, **Res** just directed me to this thread once again… so happy birthday to y’all! Oops, I was in the middle of writing four birthday cards. Sorry about that. I don’t know that I do have fans, really. Suppose I could call the four of you ( **Res** , **lel** , **Fizzy** , and **TalkingHead** ) my little cabal, but that doesn’t sound quite right. Oh wait, I have inspiration from the song playing on the radio. I can call you “The Lucky Ones.” (thank your lucky stars that it was Bif Naked’s “Lucky Ones” instead of 54-40’s “Assoholic” :p) Though sometimes I wonder if I’m really so lucky when **Res** decides to pick on me. Good thing **Fizzy** and I stick together. If you guys really want to be my fan club (by whatever name), I have no real objection. Just don’t put any huge pressures on me, and I will try not to put any on you. That should cover everything. Of course, I can add more guidelines later. MWAHAHAHAHA. 😃 **iampunha** , no wonder you’re getting confused. **Res** just has that effect on people, I find. You should see it when he deliberately tries to confuse me. Works damn well, too. Sigh… **lel** , as I recall, you were the one who came up with the **Flaming Hamster Z** thing. So I ask you how a hamster could appear flaming… short of being used in those catastrophic fiery car crash / incineration scenes in movies and such. So the four of you can refer to yourselves as “The Lucky Ones,” unless you come up with a better name. And you’d better post it in this thread. 😛 Just so this post has something to do with the ostensible subject of this thread, I’d like to say that **Airman Doors** is very handsome. **MsRobyn** is a very lucky woman. 🙂 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![TalkingHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bcef8e/32.png) [@TalkingHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TalkingHead)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/345 "2002-08-15T04:59:05Z")
I think **Bootylicious** is just, well, _hot_. And **Lorelei** nearly caused me to wreck my car into the cliff. * * * This post has been brought to you by the letter “P” and the number “11”. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/346 "2002-08-15T05:11:57Z")
Harumph. I am thisclose to demanding that someone think of me as hot. Dammit. Multiple Doper Pics, myself in the shiny white dress, are available [here](http://gingerdave.fathom.org). ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/347 "2002-08-15T05:14:06Z")
I should add - that day, there were some very unflattering pictures taken of me. ---
**Author:** ![TalkingHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bcef8e/32.png) [@TalkingHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TalkingHead)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/348 "2002-08-15T05:57:01Z")
hehehe… seems my attempt to be a smart alec and put some red herrings on the thread have suffered from some bad research… Therefore, I must put a caveat\* here: **Lorelei** may or may not be hot, but she didn’t nearly make me wreck my car… because there’s actually a doper with that name, I should clarify that! Meanwhile, I’ll stick to my original claim that “ **Bootylicious** is well, _hot_” \*-caveat is that I thought there was no **Lorelei** other than the lorelei in the german poem I had to recite to pass a midterm in college. _Caveat Surplus_ I can’t join the **Flami** fan club until I collect 3 more cereal box tops… I don’t have enough to send in with my application yet… but I really do hope that I get the 3-D glasses promised in the advertisement once I send it in. * * * “Here goes mutton” ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/349 "2002-08-15T06:16:53Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by TalkingHead, who is hot_ > \*\* > _Caveat Surplus_ I can’t join the **Flami** fan club until I collect 3 more cereal box tops… I don’t have enough to send in with my application yet… but I really do hope that I get the 3-D glasses promised in the advertisement once I send it in. > \*\* Here you are, three cereal box tops. I had them lying around my kitchen. They’re out of 3-D glasses, but there are some 4-D glasses. ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/350 "2002-08-15T07:44:48Z")
Hey **Max** I still think you are hot and… :lick: Please put the links to 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 on the bottom of the page. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/351 "2002-08-15T16:19:48Z")
Jeepers, I’ve been not licked (thank you **iampunha** ) and licked (thank YOU verrrrrrrry much **ems** :)) Looks like I have work to do. Not guranteeing any time frame but you should see a gradual change. And where exactly is your Yurpean picture, ems??? ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/352 "2002-08-16T00:41:36Z")
I’m not allowed to post in this thread anymore. oops… ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/353 "2002-08-16T10:42:36Z")
erm …picture you say…mmmmmm I don’t show up in pictures! I am a moose and would lower the very high standard of the pages 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/354 "2002-08-16T16:44:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > I just want to watch **Kwyjibo** and **Trinity** … doing dishes, sitting playing cards, whatever. Just **let me watch…** Give me some of that “Diablo II sweetness” you call ‘spare equipment’ and, heck, you can take pictures. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/355 "2002-08-16T18:19:54Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by typo-mna_: > I’m gonna marry Nymysys, and we’re gonna kidnap Hamadryad and keep her as a sex slave in the attic. That is all. That sounds all right to me. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/356 "2002-08-16T18:43:42Z")
OK, I might be setting myself up here, but [have a look](http://home.att.net/~shawn.and.aimee/wsb/html/view.cgi-photo.html--SiteID-406600.html) and make your own decision… ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/357 "2002-08-16T21:20:51Z")
Well, I just emailed my sister, wondering if she could get me set up with a picture on her webpage if I gave her a photo to scan first. (and about Friday plans, but that’s another story) I’m banking on her checking her work email before she leaves at 4:30 or 4:45. (still a couple of hours to go yet) So to all those who really want a picture of me (yes, I’m talking to **iampunha** here), it coiuld be forthcoming. I’ll see what she says. Updates and details to follow, I’m sure. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/358 "2002-08-16T21:52:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TalkingHead \* > \*\*hehehe… seems my attempt to be a smart alec and put some red herrings on the thread have suffered from some bad research… > > Therefore, I must put a caveat\* here: Lorelei may or may not be hot, but she didn’t nearly make me wreck my car… because there’s actually a doper with that name, I should clarify that! > > Meanwhile, I’ll stick to my original claim that “Bootylicious is well, _hot_” > > \*-caveat is that I thought there was no Lorelei other than the lorelei in the german poem I had to recite to pass a midterm in college. > > Caveat Surplus I can’t join the Flami fan club until I collect 3 more cereal box tops… I don’t have enough to send in with my application yet… but I really do hope that I get the 3-D glasses promised in the advertisement once I send it in.\*\* Ah, so this is what you were talking about last night when you mentioned red herrings and the fact that one of those was actually a Doper. Now I get it. Oh, and to join my fan club, you must know something interesting about multiples. (twins, triplets, quadruplets, etc.) New rules, man… what can I say? 😃 You four can stay just because you’re all so cute and loveable. 🙂 But please demonstrate your knowledge of multiples anyways, just for the heck of it. Hmm. Methinks I should just email you all a quiz I might be making about myself at one of those quiz sites… maybe [Stump Your Friends](http://stumpyourfriends.com)? 🆒 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lel \* > **Here you are, three cereal box tops. I had them lying around my kitchen. They’re out of 3-D glasses, but there are some 4-D glasses.** You know, **lel** , sooner or later you’re going to get some mighty funny looking-glasses, if you get into tesseracts and all that kind of thing. (not that I know anything about tesseracts, but I do remember reading about them in Madeleine L’Engle’s _A Wrinkle in Time_ many years ago) ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/359 "2002-08-16T22:04:06Z")
By the way, that should be “funny\*\*- **looking glasses" instead of "funny looking** -\*\*glasses” in my last post. Note the placement of the hyphen (in **bold type** )… very important distinction in comprehension of what I meant. Oh, I should also apologize for all the pop-ups on that quiz site. I just went there to see what it looked like, and was beset by at least a couple of them. (why I didn’t remember the pop-ups from my sister’s quiz that she sent me the other day, I don’t know) You’ve all been duly warned if you do go to the site. Sorry, but there’s nothing I can do. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/360 "2002-08-16T22:11:14Z")
(a) this is totally off topic of people’s hotness, what with me being a straight man and all, but wow does **coldfire** not even look remotely like I had pictured him… (b) There are far too many hot female dopers to name, and most of them have already been mentioned repeatedly, and thus don’t need their egos further stroked, but there is one who I have never seen a picture of but whose intelligence and wit have always made her seem very attractive to me. I speak, of course, of **Jodi** © Nonetheless, my heart belongs to **Guinastasia** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=19)