# The official "Damn, \<insert doper name\> is HOT" thread.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 28, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271 "2002-07-28T19:20:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/361 "2002-08-16T22:19:51Z")

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Oh, what the heck …

[Here](http://www.teemings.com/euty/graphics/patrick.gif)

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/362 "2002-08-16T22:54:08Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Kwyjibo \*  
> Give me some of that “Diablo II sweetness” you call ‘spare equipment’ and, heck, you can take pictures. 😃

We’ll talk when I find you on USEast:) I ain’t giving you no SOJs, but I could probably spare some 4% or 5% smfcs and a few leech rings or tanking armor:)

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**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/363 "2002-08-16T23:07:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Eutychus \*  
> \*\*Oh, what the heck …
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> [Here](http://www.teemings.com/euty/graphics/patrick.gif) \*\*

Wow! [Ginger Baker!](http://www.justdrums.net/baker/baker06.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2002, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/364 "2002-08-17T03:09:44Z")

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I give up ☹_sigh_.

In the words of Dr. Evil, “Throw me a fricking _bone_, people!”. _Pretend_ you’ve seen my picture, m’kay? 😉

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**Author:** ![sandalfeet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@sandalfeet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandalfeet)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2002, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/365 "2002-08-17T03:55:38Z")

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Yay! I’m finally on the picture page! and max thinks i’m hot! _blushes_

ok, my list of hot dopers:  
Max Carnage  
jinwicked  
obidiah  
superbee  
SMUsax  
Zanshin  
Watermelon Man  
HerMajestyLorna  
racinchikki  
Strainger  
Badtz Maru

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**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2002, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/366 "2002-08-17T08:01:22Z")

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First of all, why has nobody mentioned **Cecil Adams** yet? Isn’t anyone turned on by a turkey in a mortarboard? Or does your appreciation for his aura just go without saying?

And second, I think that **Eutychus** looks like a goateed version of Harlan Ellison.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2002, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/367 "2002-08-18T08:01:56Z")

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Okay, I am at my brother’s now. First having mistaken the printer for the scanner (stop laughing!!!), I did manage to figure out how to put the photos in and everything. (thanks, **lel**

However, the scanner was not plugged in. (whether this is fortunate or unfortunate rather depends on your point of view) And I refuse to plug this thing in out of principle. (besides, my sister’s still up, in her room) So my photo will have to wait. Too bad.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2002, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/368 "2002-08-18T08:08:20Z")

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Oh wait, my sister says she’ll do it tomorrow. Guess we’ll see about a pic, then.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2002, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/369 "2002-08-18T22:57:53Z")

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I’ve managed to do it myself, so will soon be sending email to Max. (and I’ve already sent email to certain selected people, hehehe) Oh, and you have to guess which one is me. 😃

F\_X

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2002, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/370 "2002-08-18T23:35:54Z")

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WOOHOO!!!

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2002, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/371 "2002-08-18T23:39:29Z")

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Don’t get your hopes up yet, fellas! I got the email, but no picture. What a tease!

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**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/372 "2002-08-19T03:19:19Z")

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I got the picture!! 😃

She’s a real cutie too!!

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/373 "2002-11-28T09:29:39Z")

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Thanks, **dreamer**. (just saw thsi thread again after all these months) 🙂

And as **Max Carnage** surely knows by now, he has indeed got my picture. At least, I recall him saying it’s up on the people pages now. Don’t know if that’s a good thing or not, though. Oh well.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/374 "2002-11-28T10:50:01Z")

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Odd thing to dig up after all this time. Not that I’m _bitter_ or anything!

😉

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**Author:** ![Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a8b319/32.png) [@Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiger)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/375 "2002-11-28T11:09:54Z")

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I’d say the hottest Dopers are [me](http://catconservation.org/images/webmaster/Aug02-H4.jpg) and jinwicked.

Grrr baby! Very grrr!

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**Author:** ![Hattrick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/34f0e0/32.png) [@Hattrick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hattrick)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/376 "2002-11-28T12:57:45Z")

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Ohhhh **Tiger** , I shall agree with you on your Grrrreat sugestions above. Either that or you all are playing with my Soft Spot for _Redheads_.

I’m just going to sit in a corner for a while and day dream 🙂

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/377 "2002-11-28T19:50:24Z")

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Tell the truth, you all hate me cause [I wear glasses and read too many far side comics.](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/TheMermaid/cindifarside.jpg) Right?

I knew it!

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/378 "2002-11-28T22:14:02Z")

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See, I love these threads. They usually lead to pics that give me wet dreams.

Viva las hotties!

😃

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**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/379 "2002-11-28T22:22:22Z")

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JINWICKED IS HOT!!!

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**Author:** ![KarmaComa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e36b37/32.png) [@KarmaComa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarmaComa)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/380 "2002-11-28T23:35:55Z")

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Do we need a lookalike thread? That pseudo-Eutychus is pretty good, but am I the only one who thinks that Arnold Winklereid looks just like tha H-dog, Herbert Kornfeld?

[http://www.theonion.com/archive/archive\_kornfeld.html](http://www.theonion.com/archive/archive_kornfeld.html)

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