# The official "Damn, \ is HOT" thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271 "2002-07-28T19:20:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/21 "2002-07-28T23:34:15Z")
So how does one go about posting a pic on that page? I finally got a digital camera, and I wanna be on the ballot! 🙂 bella ---
**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/22 "2002-07-28T23:50:55Z")
Aristides, plnnr, Smack Fu, superbee, Webguy1000 Mouthbreather’s definately got it goin’ on too 😃 (What can I say, I’m a one-track mind kinda boy…) ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2002, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/23 "2002-07-28T23:52:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by belladonna \* > \*\*So how does one go about posting a pic on that page? I finally got a digital camera, and I wanna be on the ballot! 🙂 > > bella \*\* I too would like to be on the page, I had one on the old page but I have a much better and more recent photo available now. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/24 "2002-07-29T00:02:21Z")
Ya know, the big problem is that **dalovindj** is right: either you’re all hiring professional photographers with a good eye for settings, or people here are just more attractive than the general population. That said, the three people I’m going to mention stand out in my mind not just because of their appearance (although there’s no reason they wouldn’t if that’s all I knew), but also because of whatever dealings I’ve had with them, or posts that I’ve read. **jinwicked** is up there, for three reasons. First, she’s an artist. Being that I haven’t got any talent for the visual arts, I’m fascinated by people who do. Second, I like her style–fashion sense and all that. Third, she’s a fan of Alan Turing’s work. How can you not like a girl who’s interested in computability theory, especially if you yourself intend to do research in computability theory? **cercaria** is also near the head of my list. She’s into math and computer science, which is something that I always find attractive. She’s also got a wicked sense of humor, and judging by the domain name of her website, she’s also a fan of the Sneaker Pimps. But at the top of my list is **HerMajestyLorna**. **Lockz** , if you think she’s hot from that picture, you can imagine what she’s like in real life. I don’t have to, because I had the good fortune to meet her before I left Charlottesville. In addition to being preternaturally attractive, she’s one of the nicest people you could ever hope to meet. Plus she’s an athlete, which is another one of those things that we all like. As you might expect, she’s already spoken for (by a very lucky guy, I’d have to say). Bear in mind that these are only the three who stick out in my mind. It would take a long time for me to list all the very attractive people on this message board (not only from the pages linked in here, but the SD people pages as well–sorry, I don’t know the link). ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/25 "2002-07-29T00:04:14Z")
Oooh. Just saw **racinchikki** ’s pic. Growwwl. And **geobabe** ’s. Wow. Hey, who the hell is **Watermelon Man**? Dude’s a dead-ringer for Kevin Spacey, which I guess is pretty hot. But I’ve gotta say, **Nachos4Sara** is drop-dead gorgeous. How can anyone look that attractive when they’re about chew on a bottom-feeding crustacean? Yipes, with a face like that, you can get away with _anything_. Oh, what’s the use? Dopers are beautiful people. 'nuff said. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/26 "2002-07-29T00:16:58Z")
Since no one seems to have mentioned them yet, I would like to add that **brachrynchos** and **francesca** are hot!😃 This is not to say that none of the aforementioned are not hot… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/27 "2002-07-29T00:17:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \* > Hey, who the hell is **Watermelon Man**? Dude’s a dead-ringer for Kevin Spacey, which I guess is pretty hot. **Watermelon Man** is our resident Istanbul (not Constantinople) Doper. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/28 "2002-07-29T00:20:47Z")
They ALL are. I’m not going by the photos, I’m going by having met a bunch of them. ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/29 "2002-07-29T00:24:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dr. Rieux \* > \*\*Since no one seems to have mentioned them yet, I would like to add that **brachrynchos** and **francesca** are hot!😃 > This is not to say that none of the aforementioned are not hot… \*\* You just made my day! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/30 "2002-07-29T00:43:39Z")
**Gunslinger** is much better looking here than he was in _Road to Perdition._😉 Hey, can we still send in our pics? ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/31 "2002-07-29T00:50:08Z")
Having said that, I recently took an updated picture that I’d much prefer to have on that site. I’m slightly embarressed to link it in this thread, but **Max Carnage** , who does the unofficial pictures site, is bound to pop in here and he’s the guy who needs to get it. Max, if you’ve got time, could you please put [this](http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0LABpZe4OaE6eNyAb!VQN2v!hGc*etxLu*yNERZoDuf6uaO3N3qTQSN2cU*B5t*DG987*aMDz!oE/suitsmart2.jpg) picture in instead? Many thanks. As for the multitude of pretty wimmins on that page - aren’t **Mauvaise** and **Geobabe** gorgeous? ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/32 "2002-07-29T01:03:28Z")
Hmm… Max picked like my least favourite photo of me for that page, but whatever floats your boat. (There are a lot more on my website.) 😃 I’ll have to send him a new one when I get back the photos I’m taking next week in this outfit: [http://www.jinwicked.com/images/wickedgirl.jpg](http://www.jinwicked.com/images/wickedgirl.jpg) 😉 And **Stinkpalm** , I am flattered, but you are scaring me. [sub]Especially with that username of yours…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/33 "2002-07-29T01:34:53Z")
The one contest that I **am** a shoo-in to win. [Ugliest](http://home.revealed.net/ddwyer/qcdf.html) doper with [cutest](http://home.revealed.net/ddwyer/beach-hat-sm.jpg) offspring. ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/34 "2002-07-29T01:39:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jinwicked \* > \*\*Hmm… Max picked like my least favourite photo of me for that page, but whatever floats your boat. (There are a lot more on my website.) 😃 > > \*\* Yo **jin**. When **Stinky** made that post he wasn’t even aware of the picture page. He must have seen your web site and all of the hotness therein or maybe he just inferred the hotitude from your posts. Haj, who is waaaaay too intimidated to ever put his mug on the SDMB pic page, especially now. ---
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/35 "2002-07-29T01:51:51Z")
It’s okay if nobody thinks I’m hot, it’s cool, really it is. ::insert teary smiley here:: I mean, my picture did get shrunk down to the size it is now, which makes me look, well, squeezed sort of. If you click on the link though, there’s some better ones of me at the Ren Faire and in my band. ::looks in mirror:: _I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh-darnit, people like me!!_ ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/36 "2002-07-29T01:54:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by beagledave \* > \*\*The one contest that I **am** a shoo-in to win. > > [Ugliest](http://home.revealed.net/ddwyer/qcdf.html) doper with [cutest](http://home.revealed.net/ddwyer/beach-hat-sm.jpg) offspring. \*\* No way, **Dave**. Not that your daughter isn’t darling (she’s adorable), but I am way uglier than you. [Proof](http://groups.msn.com/SDMB/thekids.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=246). It’s all in the contrast, my friend. All in the contrast. * * * I’ve got beautiful children, beautiful. Thank God my wife cheats on me. - Rodney Dangerfield ---
**Author:** ![d12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/71c47a/32.png) [@d12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d12)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/37 "2002-07-29T02:08:26Z")
[http://members.aol.com/jonahjamsn/images/big%20kahuna%20burger.jpg](http://members.aol.com/jonahjamsn/images/big%20kahuna%20burger.jpg) Am I the only one who noticed someones eyes were wandering? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/38 "2002-07-29T02:15:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\* > > No way, **Dave**. Not that your daughter isn’t darling (she’s adorable), but I am way uglier than you. [Proof](http://groups.msn.com/SDMB/thekids.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=246). It’s all in the contrast, my friend. All in the contrast. > \*\* You are not ugly **ShibbOleth**!!!. Your kids are incredibly cute and I think you all look good together. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/39 "2002-07-29T02:16:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by d12 \* > \*\*[http://members.aol.com/jonahjamsn/images/big%20kahuna%20burger.jpg](http://members.aol.com/jonahjamsn/images/big%20kahuna%20burger.jpg) Am I the only one who noticed someones eyes were wandering? 😃 \*\* No. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/40 "2002-07-29T02:24:46Z")
**Larry Mudd** - thank you! I am flattered. 🙂 **vivalostwages** - yeah, **Gunny** _is_ hot, isn’t he? 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=3)