# The official "Damn, \ is HOT" thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271 "2002-07-28T19:20:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Tuco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tuco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuco)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2002, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/421 "2002-12-07T14:55:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OpalCat \* > \*\*btw, tuco… I can’t see that pic by clicking, but if I c&p the url into the address bar it comes up fine. > \*\* Bleh, stupid free webhosting 😛 pic is [here](http://tuco.teemingmillions.com/photo.html) ---
**Author:** ![CasperQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@CasperQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CasperQ)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2002, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/422 "2002-12-07T15:19:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Max Carnage \* > **…and I haven’t been home till now…and I’m very tired…** **Max** , are you bragging or complaining?! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CasperQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@CasperQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CasperQ)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2002, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/423 "2002-12-07T15:39:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by David Simmons \* > \*\*\ I believe you’ll all have to agree that I look as good now as I ever did. \*\* David, I’d snuggle with ya! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/424 "2002-12-09T20:29:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by eunoia \* > \*\*[What the hell…](http://eunoia.teemingmillions.com/photo.html) > > If I’m not hot, it’s the proximity to the ice. 😃 > \*\* I can’t believe I’m the first to say it, but **eunoia** , you’re a STUD! Even with those shoulder pads, I can tell you’ve got a ripplin’ hot bod! Tonight, I’m gonna pleasure you like no one ever has before! See ya later, sweet stuff! 😉 😉 😉 ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/425 "2002-12-09T20:30:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by eunoia \* > \*\*I can’t believe I’m the first to say it, but **eunoia** , you’re a STUD! Even with those shoulder pads, I can tell you’ve got a ripplin’ hot bod! Tonight, I’m gonna pleasure you like no one ever has before! See ya later, sweet stuff! 😉 😉 😉 \*\* Thanks **eunoia** , you know I’ll be there, same as usual. ---
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/426 "2002-12-09T22:40:36Z")
Poor eunoia ☹ Resorting to flirting with yourself. Well, [I](http://fff.fathom.org/photorama/index.cgi?mode=image&album=/People&image=slainte.jpg) do think you are hot but fat lot of good that does you, living in Brazil (The Movie). Try moving to South Carolina (The State) and maybe we could talk. 😉 [sub]PS - How they hell do you pronounce that name and what does it mean?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/427 "2002-12-09T23:10:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Slainte \* > \*\*Poor eunoia ☹ Resorting to flirting with yourself. Well, [I](http://fff.fathom.org/photorama/index.cgi?mode=image&album=/People&image=slainte.jpg) do think you are hot but fat lot of good that does you, living in Brazil (The Movie). Try moving to South Carolina (The State) and maybe we could talk. 😉 > > [sub]PS - How they hell do you pronounce that name and what does it mean?[/sub] \*\* Yum. Southern belles! [you-noy’-ya](http://cancerweb.ncl.ac.uk/cgi-bin/omd?query=eunoia&action=Search+OMD) ---
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/428 "2002-12-09T23:13:58Z")
Normal Mental State is a good thing (And a nice change of pace). 😉 Actually I’m originally a Yankee (shhh, don’t tell anyone). But I’ve been here for 6 years now. ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/429 "2002-12-09T23:45:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Slainte \* > \*\*Normal Mental State is a good thing (And a nice change of pace). 😉 > \*\* That’s the good news, the bad news is that I’m flirting with a hidden agenda (all guys are the same): It’s like minus a bajillion degrees today in Montréal and SC’s gotta be warmer than here. Thanks for warming up my day, I gotta leave work now, I have a date. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/430 "2002-12-09T23:48:50Z")
SC is warmer, but still pretty damn cold. And I read your earlier posts above, your right hand doesn’t count as a “date”. You’re Welcome. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/431 "2002-12-10T15:05:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Slainte \* > \*\*…your right hand doesn’t count as a “date”. > \*\* Speak for yourself! Last night we: [ul][li]were on the job 'til almost eight [_]bought a big spicy pepperoni [_]cooked up a batch of sauce [_]ironed the wrinkles out of some shirts [_]polished boots [_]ate pudding [_]finished trimming the tree[/ul][/li] Don’t try to tell me my life isn’t exciting! (Of course, after all this we were pretty tired, so we just cuddled, which was nice…😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/432 "2002-12-10T23:47:48Z")
😃 **eunoia** , your life rivals mine in excitement. With all those skills, you’d make a perfect stay-at-home boy-toy 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/433 "2002-12-11T08:06:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*Whatever happened to the Straight Dope People Pages? > > Esprix \*\* You mean [www.teemingmillions.com](http://www.teemingmillions.com) ? Thats where I put my picture and “profile” up. ---
**Author:** ![Waste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Waste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waste)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/434 "2004-02-10T02:30:22Z")
> [@Stinkpalm](#): > > Hmm… I checked out all the pics on that site and would still have to say that jinwicked is hot (though there are some close runner up). > > I want to marry her and have her babies. I’m assuming you’re a male, if you “want to marry HER and have HER babies”. As a male, of our species, you can not bear children. Therefore, I am forced to believe that you plan to eat the offspring of this woman you are professing your desire to marry. ----- you sick bastard ----- ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/435 "2004-02-10T03:14:27Z")
**Speaker for the Dead** is that kid from the _Sixth Sense_ ! Oh… wait… that would explain the username. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/436 "2004-02-10T03:36:55Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m assuming you’re a male, if you “want to marry HER and have HER babies”. As a male, of our species, you can not bear children. Therefore, I am forced to believe that you plan to eat the offspring of this woman you are professing your desire to marry. ----- you sick bastard ----- What the hell is this? ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/437 "2004-02-10T03:56:32Z")
I can’t believe this thread’s back… But in any case, I’ll maybe take a pic this week! Woo! ---
**Author:** ![Pulau\_Tiga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@Pulau\_Tiga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pulau_Tiga)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/438 "2004-02-10T04:12:15Z")
I’m super hot, yo ---
**Author:** ![Waste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Waste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waste)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/439 "2004-02-10T05:37:17Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > What the hell is this? I included the quote to which I refered, if you didn’t bother reading it, I don’t deserve your &%^$##@\*\*. I meerely wondered if _Stinkpalm_ was offering a meeting that would result in the consumption of his intended’s children. ---
**Author:** ![Andros\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Andros\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andros_X)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/440 "2004-02-10T06:29:45Z")
Here are some photos of me: [My high school senior photo](http://filebox.vt.edu/users/amike/andrew2001a.jpg) [Me at Halloween](http://filebox.vt.edu/users/amike/andros_x.jpg) [Me with Dennis Kucinich when he came to Tech recently (BIG)](http://filebox.vt.edu/users/amike/andrew_and_kucinich.jpg) There are too many hot women on the Dope to enumerate them all. But **jinwicked** and **hillbilly queen** are definitely hot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=23)