# The official "Damn, \ is HOT" thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271 "2002-07-28T19:20:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/441 "2004-02-10T11:13:07Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > What the hell is this? [foghorn leghorn] It’s called a joke, son. [/foghorn leghorn] ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/442 "2004-02-10T18:18:44Z")
Lessee, who’s hot? I think I’ll stick to Dopers I’ve met. **Acrylic Vessel**. Absolutely, sinfully, smokin’ hot. **TruePisces** and **Persephone** , who I’d love to find myself sandwiched between. The dazzlingly beautiful **Lucretia**. **moi**. **Cosmopolitan**. **nyctea somethingorother**. 😃 **Siege**. **vix**. And just to mention one guy: **OxyMoron**. I’m not in any hurry to become a switch-hitter, but if anyone was gonna tempt me, he’d be the one. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/443 "2004-02-10T19:09:37Z")
Alright, I’ve decided to come out from under my rock. Who do I send what to? Yes, yes, I know, I am opening the door to a whole bunch of perv jokes, it seems it is my day to feed the horndogs. Meh. ---
**Author:** ![UselessGit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/74df32/32.png) [@UselessGit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UselessGit)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/444 "2004-02-10T19:26:30Z")
**Shirley** , I’ve been told the Teeming Millions website is the place to go. Then again, I’ve been told a lot of things… ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/445 "2004-02-10T19:44:51Z")
> [@Waste](#): > > I included the quote to which I refered, if you didn’t bother reading it, I don’t deserve your &%^$##@\*\*. I meerely wondered if _Stinkpalm_ was offering a meeting that would result in the consumption of his intended’s children. You resurrected a two year old thread for a pointless joke… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/446 "2004-02-10T20:25:01Z")
Hmm… I’m pretty sure I posted to this thread way back when it was first around. I didn’t bother to check, but I’m pretty sure that I’m willing to stand by whatever I said back then. Anyway, now that I’ve met more than one doper, I’ve got a longer list. Most of the people on it shouldn’t be too surprised to see their names here. I dunno, maybe they’ll be surprised that I actually posted it. [ul][li]Opalcat[_]moi[_]nyctea scandiaca[_]panache[_]Guinastasia[_]GingerOfTheNorth[_]Lucretia[/ul][/li] I don’t think I’m forgetting anyone, but like I said, the people on my list should already know about it. Subtlety’s not my strong suit. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Cymbeline](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_cymbeline/32/9244_2.png) [@Green\_Cymbeline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Cymbeline)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/447 "2004-02-10T22:08:56Z")
Awww, thanks **ultrafilter!** 😛 You’re a cutie yourself, with that mop of curly blond hair and sweet smile! ---
**Author:** ![RainGrowsBrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@RainGrowsBrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RainGrowsBrite)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/448 "2004-02-11T00:46:24Z")
On the first page of this thread is a link to the unofficial web page of Dopers… \*\*Jon the Hasher \*\* looks very hot- i think he’s on page 6… I want a better picture though, ill have to check out the teeming millions site. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/449 "2004-02-11T00:55:47Z")
**Karlgrenze** , **JayLa** , and \*\*lilbtagna \*\* are three that jump immediately to my mind. ---
**Author:** ![bittersweet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@bittersweet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bittersweet)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/450 "2004-02-11T01:20:23Z")
I have to agree with **hillbilly queen** : **Why A Duck** is quite adorable…and smart to boot! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Serpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@Silver\_Serpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Serpentine)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/451 "2004-02-11T01:51:04Z")
Am I hot? [Linky-loo.](http://www.evil-corporation.net/VoodooDragon/personal/mehat.jpg) _fishes for compliments, since it’s been soooo long_ ---
**Author:** ![UnwrittenNocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/6de8d8/32.png) [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/452 "2004-02-12T00:08:37Z")
I am so Hot that…yeah okay I am not But I do know a doper who is! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/453 "2004-02-12T00:42:05Z")
Every Doper profile I check out on the teemings website has BAD pics. Shame on you, Dopers. Get those pictures fixed! 😃 I want to have **Ponder Stibbons** ’ babies!! This is without seeing a pic first, of course. If he looks like a baboon’s rosy butt then I might have to turn the lights off. 😃 We are ALL hot in the eyes of Cecil!! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/454 "2004-02-12T01:40:20Z")
> [@imthjckaz](#): > > **Silver Fire** Back in the day, I would have been mentioned long before the third page. But thanks. 🙂 You’re not so bad yourself. > [@](#): > > I think maybe I’m a horndog. You’re probably right. 😉 I still love Joey Hemlock. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/455 "2004-02-12T03:56:50Z")
umm **bittersweet** is BRUTALLY hot… ---
**Author:** ![jesleigh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@jesleigh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesleigh)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/456 "2004-02-12T04:02:21Z")
I would like to thank all the dopers who mentioned me… oh, wait. Y’all forgot me. Well, I’m adding my name to the list 😃 just kidding…I’m not that conceited ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/457 "2004-02-12T04:13:34Z")
> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#): > > Harumph. I am thisclose to demanding that someone think of me as hot. Dammit. > > Multiple Doper Pics, myself in the shiny white dress, are available [here](http://gingerdave.fathom.org). Whoa, how things change. Try [this](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/GingerOfTheNorth/DelphicaGingy.bmp) one now. Or maybe [Halloween](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/GingerOfTheNorth/Halloween03.jpg), although I’ve dropped a bit more weight since then. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/458 "2004-02-12T04:20:58Z")
That’s ok _sniff_… no one gave me a vote either, **Ginger**. We can _sniff_ hang out in the dark corner _whimper_. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/459 "2004-02-12T04:54:49Z")
I quoted myself from August 2002. I have been included here since that time (by ultrafilter), but I think it’s just because he likes when I let him in my house and feed him beer. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/460 "2004-02-12T05:39:55Z")
Oh, sure… just leave me in the corner _sniff_, that’s ok… _sniff_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=24)