# The official "Damn, \ is HOT" thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271 "2002-07-28T19:20:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/41 "2002-07-29T02:25:25Z")
Yeah, my girlfriend was totally checking me out. ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/42 "2002-07-29T02:39:18Z")
**Cranky** is totally hot. Oh, she’ll yell at me and deny it, and who knows, maybe her husband will track me down and beat me with a sharp stick. But dog-gone-it, if I gotta be a martyr for the truth, it’ll be a happy death. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/43 "2002-07-29T02:45:08Z")
Oh, and to be fair, I’ll hottify the other she-Doper’s I’ve met: **Persephone** looks like she walked out of a fantasy novel. **Brynda** is spectacularly hot. And I met her _after_ she got engaged–curse my timing. **Hello Again** has this intellectual magnetism about her–totally hot. **Juniper200** has this intriguing “mysterious girl next door” look about her…she’s a load of fun and totally babelicious. I can’t recall any other she-Dopers from that night. I’ll also give honorable mention to **Flamsterette\_X** , whom I’ve never seen, but has such a charming and entertaining personality that she deserves “hot” status by default. ---
**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/44 "2002-07-29T02:45:16Z")
Well, if **Max Carnage** shows up in here, and wants to add me to the page ::batting eyelashes:: I am [here](http://www.geocities.com/pndora420/home.html?1030599154515). (I’m the one with the dog, not the half-naked one-year-old) bella–drooling over dreamer 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/45 "2002-07-29T02:47:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jinwicked \* > \*\*I’ll have to send him a new one when I get back the photos I’m taking next week in this outfit: [http://www.jinwicked.com/images/wickedgirl.jpg](http://www.jinwicked.com/images/wickedgirl.jpg) 😉 > \*\* Pardon me while I wipe the drool off my chin. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/46 "2002-07-29T02:59:32Z")
Well I’m hot. It’s in the freaking 90s and we only have ONE vent upstairs, so it’s like only the downstairs is air conditioned. Dammit. I have my picture on the People Page-but it’s an old one and it’s not very good. ---
**Author:** ![Sinshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Sinshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinshine)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/47 "2002-07-29T02:59:36Z")
Well, what a beautiful bunch we are!! I must say, I’ll probably be seeing the following in my dreams this evening: **CelticCowboy** , **plnnr** and **Lightnin’**. Pretty boys, indeed. And my competition amongs the ladies is especially stiff: **GingeroftheNorth** whose wedding pics we should soon be seeing, **Scotticher** whom I met at the Vancouver dopefest and sells the age of 29 REALLY WELL! 😉 **Alice\_in\_Wonderland** who has great taste in hair colour, as does **Slainte** ; and we mustn’t forget the bikini-clad **BottledBlondeJeanie** who has re-inspired me to a workout regimen. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/48 "2002-07-29T03:02:31Z")
**Mega the roo** was awfully pretty 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/49 "2002-07-29T03:06:54Z")
Gah! I screwed up my link, because I’m still tinkering with the page. [Here](http://www.geocities.com/pndora420/index.html) it is again. A title, three pictures, and some captions. Should it really be this hard? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/50 "2002-07-29T03:08:36Z")
awww, that’s sweet **belladonna** 😉 **Sinshine** - let me just add that having met **Celtic Cowboy** in person many times, he is _very_ dreamy. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/51 "2002-07-29T03:15:57Z")
Hot dopers according to Wonko The Sane: **Swiddles** -Gorgeous and Interesting, Yow. (plus, she introduced me to the tunes of Guster) **Pucette** - Cute, and with eyes that you could stare at all day, plus, she knows cool food in NYC (bubble tea included). This Endeth The List… ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/52 "2002-07-29T03:46:51Z")
Geez, who does a guy have to sleep with to get a little flirting around here? ---
**Author:** ![Sinshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Sinshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinshine)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/53 "2002-07-29T03:52:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dreamer \* > **Sinshine** - let me just add that having met **Celtic Cowboy** in person many times, he is _very_ dreamy. 😃 \*\* Yes, I bet. Odds that there’s a Mrs. Celtic who agrees with us? What truly strikes me, both about having met a handful of dopers in Vancouver last week, and from pics/posts, is that there seems to be a high rate of Redheads amongst us. I must admit there are more people that I am curious about than were on the above site, but I will just bide my time … 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/54 "2002-07-29T03:56:53Z")
\ …goddamnit, I’M HOT! ME ME MEEE! \ ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/55 "2002-07-29T03:59:19Z")
Gone for one day and another picture thread opens. If you want on the Unofficial Pages, I prefer if you email a jpg to me, but I’ll also try to get pix from links here if it appears you want it used on my page as well. **jin** , I’m sorry. I was trying to use a picture that showed your face best. Let me know which one you like best and I’ll use it. Can’t see how any of them would be bad. Maintaining that page is so dangerous. I’ve developed crushes on so many doperettes that wouldn’t give me the time of day if I said anything anyway. Luckily I’m still getting a good ego stroke by a certain royal member. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/56 "2002-07-29T04:01:27Z")
And yes, **Broken Doll** , I will vouch for ya. ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/57 "2002-07-29T04:02:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dave316 \* > \*\*i looked at the pictures and … Cessandra … are hot \*\* There’s officially something wrong with you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Pink\_Pussycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Pink\_Pussycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pink_Pussycat)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/58 "2002-07-29T04:04:34Z")
I like Beagle Dave! (you, animal, you.) –pinky ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/59 "2002-07-29T04:09:49Z")
I have a good list, but I’ll keep y’all guessing. Tripler If I make your list, then you really don’t know me at all. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/60 "2002-07-29T04:10:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sinshine \* > **…Alice\_in\_Wonderland** who has great taste in hair colour… Well. I was waiting for someone to mention **alice**! She is definitely a major honey, inside and out. Please, **alice** , more pictures!!! _pant, pant_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=4)