# The official "Damn, \ is HOT" thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271 "2002-07-28T19:20:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/61 "2002-07-29T04:16:01Z")
**Max** , could I ask you to please change the link address under my pic to this one instead [My Band](http://hometown.aol.com/One4dreamer/Kite.html) and another little favor…I know, this will be the second time, but could you change my picture to the single one of me on that page and maybe keep it the same size? I’m ready to start the “Official Max Carnage Members Picture Pages” tip jar fund right now 😃 ::drops a 5 spot in the jar:: 🙂 Thanks ---
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/62 "2002-07-29T04:20:38Z")
Did I just say 5? :smack: Of course I meant **$20** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Forbin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5e9695/32.png) [@Forbin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Forbin)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/63 "2002-07-29T05:04:34Z")
I think you look great **dreamer**. I liked the first picture you linked to in the original thread the best. Going to a Renaisance Fair as I recall. It was good, cause we got you head to toe in that one. I want to offer **Max** a million thanks for putting the page up. Being able to make an association between thoughts expressed, and the members faces has enhanced my enjoyment of the boards. Thank you Max! Many of the ladies are beautiful too, so don’t feel left out if I don’t mention you. ---
**Author:** ![Jonno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/64 "2002-07-29T05:11:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sinshine \* > \*\* > > Yes, I bet. Odds that there’s a Mrs. Celtic who agrees with us? > > \*\* I’ll take those odds. I’ve managed to escape the clutches of the evil marriage beast for quite a while now. 😃 Oh, and thank you by the way. ~heads off to blush in private~ ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/65 "2002-07-29T05:14:50Z")
**Bad News Baboon** - So, um, anyway… [sub](OK, drewbert, if you’re gonna flirt, do it with style. Don’t just dig up some old tired overused line, got it?)[/sub] How’re _you_ doin’? sub[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/66 "2002-07-29T05:29:24Z")
_checks out people page_ :eek: Stinkpalm, it appears we’re going to have to battle to the death over jinwicked. Pistols at dawn? On the other hand, maybe I’ll just settle for a harem made of geobabe, Ruffian and Francesca. Oh yeah, and would you believe [this](http://www.ancientmessages.com/cliff.jpg) is the only existing photo of me from after I turned 12? Too bad you can’t see the giant cliff I’m jumping off. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/67 "2002-07-29T05:35:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bobkitty \* > \*\* > > Actually, I’ll give a hearty “UH HUH” to that. But I have a thing for redheads. 😃 Especially when they register on the boards on such an auspicious day. > > -BK \*\* Now _there_’s the pot calling the kettle hot. **bobkitty** is officially The Hottest Doper. However, necessity declares that shout-outs must be given to: **jarbabyj Arden Ranger TruePisces Tequila Mockingbird celestina alice\_in\_wonderland Guinastasia chique CrankyAsAnOldMan Creaky** Yowza. I do declare, I feel faint. :swoon: [sub]And I never could resist a flirt thread. Even when I was married. :eek:[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/68 "2002-07-29T06:02:55Z")
DAMN \*\*superbee, plnnr, stofsky, Lightnin’ \*\* are HOT! DAMN **CelticCowboy, SkipMagic, Max Carnage, Why A Duck** are ADORABLE! DAMN **Calliope, Nacho4Sara, Slainte** make me reconsider my status as a 100% heterosexual. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/69 "2002-07-29T06:09:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*ResIpsaLoquitor: \*\*I’ll also give honorable mention to **Flamsterette\_X** , whom I’ve never seen, but has such a charming and entertaining personality that she deserves “hot” status by default. Neener neener! I’ve met Flammy and you _hain’t!_ 😛 [ul] **CUTIE STATUS: CONFIRMED** [/ul](Although she was disorientingly _laconic._ Who knew?) Geez, I just realized I virtually snubbed **Sinshine**. It’s only 'cuz I was struck dumb by her beauty. I just remembered, I’ve got film to get developed. Mwahaha. **racinchikki** – uhh… ummm… [mortimer snerd] Aww, _shucks,_ t’weren’t _nuthin’_. [/mortimer snerd] > [@](#): > > **robot arm:** Geez, who does a guy have to sleep with to get a little flirting around here? Nominated for Opal’s [Page o’ One-Liners](http://www.fathom.org/teemingmillions/pof-oneliners.adp). I’m tempted to go get a glass of water so I can give that one the spit-take it deserves. Did I say water? I meant _champagne_ of course. [sup]**Note: This does _not_ count as flirting. You’re still out in the cold. Sorry 'bout that.[/sup]** **Max Carnage** , while you’re about it, I may as well stick a pic up there, too. Here’s the [standard goofy grin](http://216.232.71.251/~larry/miscpics/mudd_schmoe.jpg) and, in honour of the shamelessly flirty nature of this thread, I’ll offer up the [post-coital goofy grin](http://216.232.71.251/~larry/miscpics/mudd_ewww.jpg), like anybody needs to see _that_. :o ---
**Author:** ![wildone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/97f17d/32.png) [@wildone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wildone)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/70 "2002-07-29T06:17:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sinshine \* > \*\* > > Yes, I bet. Odds that there’s a Mrs. Celtic who agrees with us? > > \*\* There WAS a Mrs. Celtic-wannabe who did find him pretty adorable … but he enjoys the single life too much :smack: ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/71 "2002-07-29T06:24:17Z")
I do believe that **JustPlainBryan** is damn hot. But that’s just me. And I _am_ marrying the guy. ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/72 "2002-07-29T06:42:30Z")
Ugh, she’s gonna kick my ass for this one, but **Angel of the Lord** is definitely cute, regardless of what she might tell you. And I’ll also mention **jarbaby** , based not only on the pic at the site, but on the wit and intelligence she has displayed on the boards. And, uh … **jinwicked** gets my vote for Hottest Doper. Definitely. Hot. Yes. Very. _drooling_ Sssssssmokin’!! -Dirty ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/73 "2002-07-29T09:55:34Z")
Who wants to see what Stinky looks like? This is for all the ladies out there and our gay dopers who love to look at hot bods and baby faces. Please send all bras and panties to the following address… [Stinkpalms love show.](http://www.beefchips.com/stinky) Enjoy gang. Enjoy… BTW, jinwicked is hot and I want to have her babies. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/74 "2002-07-29T10:24:54Z")
I think **jinwicked** is kinda stacking the deck, y’know? I mean, you dress up like a Wild West vampire, you’re gonna look pretty hot by default. I might even look pretty hot. ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/75 "2002-07-29T12:13:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Serendipity \* > \*\*_Simetra_ is as hot as they get. \*\* > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by tclouie_ > **Nobody is hotter than an acoustic guitarist.** 🙂 I’m upset that **BK** didn’t mention me tho’. She used to think I was cute. My picks? Too many gorgeous dopers to narrow it down below a top 50. ---
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/76 "2002-07-29T12:26:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Forbin \* > \*\*I think you look great **dreamer**. I liked the first picture you linked to in the original thread the best. Going to a Renaisance Fair as I recall. It was good, cause we got you head to toe in that one. > \*\* Thank You!! And I thought nobody even bothered to click on those links! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DarkJudicator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@DarkJudicator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkJudicator)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/77 "2002-07-29T13:11:51Z")
I’d be here all night if I tried to list 'em all… in no particular order, and by no means claiming to cover even a fraction of all the female dopers worth drooling over, Dopers I’d become a willing plaything of in a heartbeat: **Poysyn, Bad News Baboon, Broken Doll, OpalCat, Tansu, Tir\_Tinuviel** (formerly **Synnic** ), **tigergirl, Goo, tiggeril, Pucette, HerMajestyLorna, Jessica2** (MY Jessity!) **, Ruffian, Wicked Blue, ValerieBlaise,** and of course my biggest board-crush ever **Sapphire Bullet** 😉 just to name a small number of the ones I -know- are hawt. There’s squillions more I don’t know about, I bet. ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/78 "2002-07-29T14:32:55Z")
Well shucks! I’m all a-blush! And I am not going to provide a list. Sooo many hotties… (Hey, Wonko! ;)) Oh, and Shibb? you’re not allowed to say such ridiculous things. Cut that out. ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/79 "2002-07-29T15:05:07Z")
**yay** I made a list! Thanks DarkJudicator! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/80 "2002-07-29T15:10:43Z")
Shibboleth, you are completely and utterly underqualified to enter a contest for ugly people. Dozens of women with a fetish for a smooth pate on a tall guy who is a good father would get into fistfights over who gets to have you. I know I would. Of course, I’m still in a swoon over Res Ipsa’s flattering comments, so I’m probably an easy mark, but that doesn’t mean you’re not worthy of a good ripping-off-bra-and-panties hair-pulling catfight over you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=5)