# The official "Damn, \ is HOT" thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271 "2002-07-28T19:20:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/81 "2002-07-29T15:16:23Z")
I’ve managed to pare my list down to three Hot Doper Wimmen (HDW). I’m not going to post their names, though, in any sort of order other than alphabetic, 'cause I don’t wanna play favorites. [SUB]… oh, I guess I already AM. _sigh_[/SUB] **Fionn** (who will always hold a special place in my heart… awww…), **JinWicked** , and **Hillbilly Queen** (a shame she’s so damn far away! 🙂 ). Okay, I think it’s cold shower time… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/82 "2002-07-29T15:24:30Z")
[SUB]And apparently, I can’t even organize things alphabetically. _sigh_[/SUB] ---
**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/83 "2002-07-29T16:07:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DarkJudicator \* > I’d be here all night if I tried to list 'em all… in no particular order, and by no means claiming to cover even a fraction of all the female dopers worth drooling over, Dopers I’d become a willing plaything of in a heartbeat: > > [snip] > > **Jessica2** (MY Jessity!) Aw! Thanks! [sub]You can put your glasses back on now, K.[/sub] 😉 I’ve got a nice little fantasy list in my head, but I’m keeping it secret! ---
**Author:** ![QueenAl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/d26b3c/32.png) [@QueenAl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QueenAl)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/84 "2002-07-29T16:27:41Z")
Wow. There isn’t a single unattractive person on there! Except perhaps myself, but that’s a bad pic, and at least the cake looks good. The ones jumped out at me screaming ‘take me now!’ were: **BottleBlondeJeanie MorgaineElf Fionn** (though the wedding dress is kinda off-putting, I must admit) **Calliope Pucette Geobabe** and\*\* HerMajestyLorna\*\* (of course) Oh and **Francesca,** whom I’ll be meeting this weekend! There were more, but I don’t remember their names properly … nachos4…someone looked pretty nice. **Stinkpalm** , I clicked on your link, looked at the top pic and though aw, he looks so sweet, then scrolled down and almost fell off my seat. ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/85 "2002-07-29T16:30:29Z")
Awww, **Lindy Hopper**. Thank you for including me on your list. I’ve been insanely busy lately, and I just happened onto this thread. What a nice surprise to see that you think I’m hot! That has truly made my day. 🙂 [celestina goes over **Lindy Hopper** and gives him a big ol’ juicy virtual kiss.] 😃 Save a virtual dance for me, Sweetie. ---
**Author:** ![JustPlainBryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/57b2e6/32.png) [@JustPlainBryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustPlainBryan)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/86 "2002-07-29T16:48:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JavaMaven1 \* > \*\*I do believe that **JustPlainBryan** is damn hot. But that’s just me. And I _am_ marrying the guy. \*\* I think the same about Java. 🙂 I’m not good with names or faces, so suffice it to say that everyone I’ve met thus far is hot. ---
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/87 "2002-07-29T17:10:16Z")
Those on my list know who they are. 😉 (Trinity tops it, of course. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/88 "2002-07-29T17:33:37Z")
No, I do not have a list. But let me put it to you this way: I am considering leaving the country for in excess of 24 hours to meet people who are edible (though I currently have no plans to eat anything, thankyewverrymuch). Oh, and **DJ** , having met saph and Jess and tiggy and Opal and Pucette and Wicky … NEENER NEENER! And having met **Oxymoron** , I have to extend a VERY firm **NEENER!** to anyone attracted in the slightest to any aspect of a man. He’s the first guy I ever dreamt about in a sexual way. White hot liquid fuck indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/89 "2002-07-29T17:39:43Z")
_Sigh_ And here I’ve been told by some Doper-Wimmins that I’m hot. ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/90 "2002-07-29T17:48:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by QueenAl \* > > **Stinkpalm** , I clicked on your link, looked at the top pic and though aw, he looks so sweet, then scrolled down and almost fell off my seat. You mean sweet as in “He looks like he’s hung like a horse!” Right? And the fact that I am actually ONLY 26 is what floored you I am sure. I look quite old in those pics, but alas, I am actually 26. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/91 "2002-07-29T17:49:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by celestina \* > **[celestina goes over Lindy Hopper and gives him a big ol’ juicy virtual kiss.] 😃** 😊 > [@](#): > > \*\*Save a virtual dance for me, Sweetie. \*\* Absolutely, darlin’. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/92 "2002-07-29T17:49:14Z")
Boy, does that **Pezpunk** looks like a hot guy! oh wait… nope that’s **Mouthbreather**. [sub]My bad.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/93 "2002-07-29T18:03:34Z")
I suppose it’s time for me to list mine, right? Okay, here we go: In no particular order - 1. **Venoma** …Me-ow!!! 2. **vix** …she’s all cute and sexy and stuff 3. **jarbabyj** …As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit. 4. **belladonna** …we never _did_ go on our date. 5. **Pucette** …I wanna run off with her and let her have all kinds of **Superbabies**. 6. **jinwicked** …'Nuff said 7. **Sakura** …Oh, when she turns 18…😉 8. **bobkitty** …Just beauty itself 9. **Gundy** …one of the most beautiful Cubs fans ever That’s enough for now, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/94 "2002-07-29T18:18:59Z")
🆒 I know, he knows, enough other people know. That is all. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MachV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@MachV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachV)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/95 "2002-07-29T19:01:48Z")
Hm. I guess it’s time to drag out the old camera. Any requests? (no hot pants, I promise) And **jin** - Sorry, but you’re painfully hot. Stinky can’t help himself, being on the rebound and all. It’s those eyes, dammit! Those eyes! (Well, maybe the hat. But I’m pretty sure it’s the eyes.) ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/96 "2002-07-29T19:22:51Z")
Well… I generally try to avoid these sorts of threads, but I figure I should say for the record that **Guinastasia** definitely is up at the top of my list of attractive doper-ettes. ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/97 "2002-07-29T19:43:39Z")
She already knows it, but I suppose no harm done in sharing… **Creaky** tops my list, although I could be biased since she’s the only person I’ve met so far. 😃 **Dragonblink** , **jinwicked** , and **HerMajestyLorna** , also rank up there, in no particular order. ---
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/98 "2002-07-29T19:56:18Z")
Ok, I’ll have to get a better picture that doesn’t have me in friggin’ stripes. I’ll blame my lack of mention on the stripes… My vote is for **Lorna**. Hands down. –==the sax man==– ---
**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/99 "2002-07-29T20:12:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simetra \* > \*\*I’m upset that **BK** didn’t mention me tho’. She used to think I was cute. > > My picks? Too many gorgeous dopers to narrow it down below a top 50. \*\* Ouch. And I’m upset **Simetra** didn’t mention me. He used to think I was cute, too. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/100 "2002-07-29T20:26:05Z")
Ah, impetuous youth…how I miss it. The air conditioning is doing a nice job here, so I am not at all hot. I can think of several people who are **very** hot, as they live in relatively southern areas and have no air conditioning. As far as the “which Doper do you think is attractive” contest, I can think of no good whatsoever which could come of participation. I’ll nominate **Ed Zotti** as “hottest Doper,” since popularity contests are really all about the ass-kissing, and it doesn’t get much ass-kissing-er than that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=6)