# The official "Damn, \ is HOT" thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271 "2002-07-28T19:20:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/101 "2002-07-29T20:29:48Z")
In other words, Hama is hot. šŸ˜ƒ [sub]and SD is cute. but Iā€™m not allowed to say that anymore, as Iā€™m an old married gurl now[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/102 "2002-07-29T22:09:05Z")
I just donā€™t find myself trusting the camera, in this day and age (\<----read that as ā€œPhotoshopā€) IIRC, I saw Easy E IRL, and she was rather pleasent on the eyesā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![tclouie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tclouie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tclouie)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/103 "2002-07-29T22:16:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*I have my picture on the People Page-but itā€™s an old one and itā€™s not very good. \*\* I just looked at **Guinastasia** ā€™s picture and I donā€™t know what she looks like now, but I have always considered her hot because of her humanistic views. I could be totally off base here since I donā€™t know her, but she reminds me of a person who could get arrested trying to shut down the School of the Americas. Now, thatā€™s hot. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/104 "2002-07-29T22:20:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Venoma \* > \*\*[sub]and SD is cute. but Iā€™m not allowed to say that anymore, as Iā€™m an old married gurl now[/sub] \*\* Awwā€¦thanks. šŸ™‚ Youā€™re just saying that because itā€™s true. Too bad youā€™re married, though. I wanna be married. Do you happen to have a sister of legal age as hot as you? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/105 "2002-07-29T22:26:23Z")
Mark me down for Miss Creant. Way, way down. ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/106 "2002-07-29T22:30:03Z")
Sigh ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/107 "2002-07-29T22:38:06Z")
Yā€™all are very flattering, especially considering how icky I think that pic is. (No make up, end of the work day, hair had been up, etc.) Yā€™all are _especially_ flattering considering just how good lookinā€™ the other Dopers are! [sub]And of course, I have to say DeathLlama is hot. Itā€™s some sort of marital requirementā€“but, of course, I think itā€™s true. šŸ™‚ [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/108 "2002-07-29T22:40:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sinshine \* > \*\ ***Scotticher** whom I met at the Vancouver dopefest and sells the age of 29 REALLY WELL! šŸ˜‰ \*\* Well, thank you dollfaceā€¦you are beautiful inside and out, and I love your haircut. I tried something similar once, but I was too lazy to blow dry and so forth. I like that extra 20 minutes of sleep in the morning, you know? Like I saidā€¦lazy. And so kind of you to mention 29 and me in the same sentence. Ahā€¦29ā€¦it was a VERY good year! Why not repeat it forever? Well thank you, I think I will do that very thing! Although 34 was a very good year too, and I think a BIT more saleable? Hee:D ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/109 "2002-07-29T22:43:57Z")
IMHO, Cessandra and pezpunk are the bestest lookin here!) in the voice on Angelica ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/110 "2002-07-29T22:45:34Z")
**Spider Woman** , does it for me. Also, all the women I have met at Dopefests are rather beautiful too, that would be; **chique** **Silver Fire** **malkavia** **jessica2** **Beadalin** **easy e** **MsRobyn** **racerx** and **The Punkyova** is cute as hell. I also think **Sue Duhnym** , **techchick68** , **MamaHen** , **Bad News Baboon** , **kaya** , **MissCreant** , **Nymysys** , **hardygrrl** , **jarbabyj** , **KayKay** , **mauvaise** , **TheMermaid** , **racinchikki** are good looking too. I think maybe Iā€™m a horndog. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/111 "2002-07-29T22:47:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by imthjckaz \* > \*\*I think maybe Iā€™m a horndog. \*\* At least I have company. Why do I get the mental picture of Tom Hanks and Jon Lovitz as those two guys hitting on the old ladies on the cruise ship? ā€œHellllllooooā€¦[lady walks by]ā€¦and gooooodbyyyye.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/112 "2002-07-29T22:48:02Z")
Iā€™ll also put in a vote for **vanilla**. Thereā€™s something about her attitude towards life that I like. ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/113 "2002-07-29T22:55:50Z")
My vote goes to **Bad News Baboon** and \*\* jinwicked \*\*ā€¦grroowwll. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/114 "2002-07-29T22:59:52Z")
Why thank you, young man.:o ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/115 "2002-07-29T23:10:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\*Iā€™ll nominate **Ed Zotti** as ā€œhottest Doper,ā€ since popularity contests are really all about the ass-kissing, and it doesnā€™t get much ass-kissing-er than that. \*\* I did NOT kiss that manā€™s ass! ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/116 "2002-07-29T23:12:43Z")
Eutychus is a babeā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Sinshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Sinshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinshine)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/117 "2002-07-29T23:24:37Z")
**Larry Mudd** , you will be forgiven, if the pictures turned out okay. All right, youā€™re forgiven anyways. (Iā€™m a pushover. I know.) **Celtic Cowboy** , stop blushing - it only makes you cuter. And your following seems to be pretty fanatic already šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/118 "2002-07-30T00:12:25Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted by Superdude_ > ā€¦ > 4.) belladonna > ā€¦ Yes! Iā€™m not an ogre! šŸ˜ƒ Thanks **SD** , youā€™re not too shabby yourself you know. But donā€™t think we didnā€™t all see where your hand was in that shot! [sub]As for that date, wellā€¦between the current boyfriend, the returning husband, the growing baby, and the dog, Iā€™ve got my hands just a little full. I _am_, however, accepting applications for dishwashers. Interested? :p[/sub] bella ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/119 "2002-07-30T00:30:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dreamer \* > \*\*[UNOFFICIAL STRAIGHT DOPE MESSAGE BOARD MEMBERS PICTURE PAGE](http://hometown.aol.com/jonahjamsn/sdmbpix.html) \*\* Dreamer - Just saw your website. Impressive collection. Good job! šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/120 "2002-07-30T00:33:41Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by QueenAl \* > \*\* > Fionn_\* (though the wedding dress is kinda off-putting, I must admit) > \*\* Thanks šŸ™‚ The dress is actually an evening gown, that I wore to my prom about four years ago. I still look about the same, and as Iā€™m short on digital pics I actually like, thatā€™s the one I put up. Iā€™ll update my websiteā€™s pic, this time with a red dress, sometime soon. And I concur with everyone who said **Lightninā€™** is hot! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=7)