# The official "Damn, \ is HOT" thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271 "2002-07-28T19:20:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/121 "2002-07-30T00:47:27Z")
Hey **imthjckaz** , check’s in the mail 😃 Small problem. The two hottest Dopers I know didn’t post their pics. One is **TwistofFate** Don’t worry **Tir** , I know he’s taken. After all, I set the spell. :D. The other I promised not to say his name. Trust me, he’s hella hot yet shy. ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/122 "2002-07-30T01:04:44Z")
I’d like to give a nod of recognition to all the lovely ladies of LonDope, with a wink for the stunning **Anahita**. There was also a gentleman in attendance with beautiful eyes, but I couldn’t keep everyone’s names straight so I’m not sure who he was. So if you were there, maybe it was you! For some reason I thought **Fionn** was a guy until I saw her picture on **Max Carnage** ’s photo page. Whoops! You’re very pretty, **Fionn** , and I certainly would never have mistaken you for a man in person. **Daowajan** , I can’t tell at all what you look like from that photo but I can tell you must be pretty brave…I’m feeling a little nervous just _thinking_ about jumping from that high up. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/123 "2002-07-30T01:11:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \* > **I had the misfortune to see just exactly how hot Gingerofthenorth is, days before she made her union with _that guy_ all legal and respectable-like. Pretty hot, if I may respectfully make that observation.** Thank you, sweets. To whom should I send a picture of the weird one and I? We’d like to be on the page as well. ---
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/124 "2002-07-30T02:14:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bernse \* > \*\* > > Dreamer - Just saw your website. > > Impressive collection. Good job! > > 🙂 \*\* Thank You **bernse**. You are talking about the Ren Faire pics, not the music right? I guess the reason I wanted to change the link under my pic is because I figure if anyone wants to know anything about me I’d rather be known as a Musician than, well, a wench :). ---
**Author:** ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/125 "2002-07-30T02:34:21Z")
Um… _cough_… **alice\_in\_wonderland** , hands-down, the gorgeousest Doper of them all. And shout outs to all those other Doper women (and guys). Anyway, maybe I should move to Canada ;). ---
**Author:** ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/126 "2002-07-30T02:54:02Z")
Oh, and I promise that I will soon find a picture of me, so you can admire my studly visage. Really. Ha… ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/127 "2002-07-30T02:54:42Z")
Lessee… I thought **jinwicked** ’s Pit rant about the scheming elderly couple with the blind guy was interesting, and so I checked out her website. Hoooweee! You are a lovely lady, if you don’t mind me saying so. (Did you ever post a conclusion to that thread, jin? I’ve noticed **Ruffian** and **hardygrrl** before, too. And when the hell did everyone forget about **SeaDiver** , the resident BAD hottie?! Mucho hotness. [Here](http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/jjtm/newgallery/RoadTripJune02.html)’s the latest group of pix I have up, for your consideration. (I’m Jeff.) ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/128 "2002-07-30T02:58:17Z")
I’m totally amazed. Surely I’m not the first person to say that **Jack Batty** is eminently lickable? It looks like I am! 🆒 And **DAVEW0071** and **Why A Duck** are also sizzling… Of course, **rjk** knows what I want to do to his body… ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/129 "2002-07-30T03:45:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lamia \* > **For some reason I thought Fionn was a guy until I saw her picture on Max Carnage’s photo page. Whoops! You’re very pretty, Fionn, and I certainly would never have mistaken you for a man in person.** Heh- **Lamia** , trust me: there’s no possible way to mistake **Fionn** for a guy. 🙂 Envy me, for **I** have seen a picture of her in a bikini. _Rrowll!_ [SUB]Damn, is it time for another cold shower? _sigh_[/SUB] ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/130 "2002-07-30T04:36:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjtm \* > \*\*Lessee… > > I thought **jinwicked** ’s Pit rant about the scheming elderly couple with the blind guy was interesting, and so I checked out her website. Hoooweee! You are a lovely lady, if you don’t mind me saying so. (Did you ever post a conclusion to that thread, jin?\*\* No, they haven’t picked it up, because it isn’t done… as karma would have it, there have been tons of problems with their frame and we’ve had to reorder it several times, and then the vendor forgot to ship it. I turned my [cam](http://www.jinwicked.com/en/bio/camindex.html) on for you, and **Stinky** , and **MachV** (and anyone else who wants to look)… I’ll probably be awake another hour or so (it’s almost 12:00 CST now). Sorry though, no strip show. 🆒 😉 ---
**Author:** ![typo\_mna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eb8c5e/32.png) [@typo\_mna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/typo_mna)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/131 "2002-07-30T05:50:04Z")
I’m gonna marry **Nymysys** , and we’re gonna kidnap **Hamadryad** and keep her as a sex slave in the attic. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/132 "2002-07-30T06:58:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > **You know, I was just thinking the other day, we haven’t really had a genuine flirt thread in quite some time.** Yeah, since maybe mid-April or so. But I could be wrong. 😉 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ResIpsaLoquitor \* > **I’ll also give honorable mention to Flamsterette\_X, whom I’ve never seen, but has such a charming and entertaining personality that she deserves “hot” status by default.** And _this_ is what my vanity search turns up? Oh my… _wipes sweat off brow_ Thanks, **Res** , you have just made my night. 🙂 If I were feeling any better, I’d be laughing hysterically or something. (not because my reaction was, “Yeah right… I do NOT think so!”) Of course, that might wake my sister up, and send my brother in here to ask what’s going on. I’m not sure he wants to know this sort of stuff at almost midnight. 😉 Charming and entertaining personality? I guess I’ll take “descriptions of myself that I’ve never quite heard before” for $500, Alex. Most of my friends describe me as sweet, nice, the birthday queen (;)), thoughtful, etc. (I say “most” because I don’t want the impression that I have a swelled head because ALL my friends describe me as such) I have never seen **Res** either, but he does have a good sense of humor, care, compassion, etc. And as for the people on the picture pages? I’ve never looked, but maybe I will sometime this week when I’m here at my brother’s. (though, having seen **Scotticher** , I can testify truthfully that she is indeed a very attractive lady… not that I swing that way, but we women can appreciate beauty wherever it is to be found) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/133 "2002-07-30T06:59:41Z")
My pic isn’t up on the picture pages, but you can find ample pictures on my [website](http://monstr104.tripod.com/index.htm). As for my list…well, **Nymysys** is one hell of a hottie. **Nocturne** ’s a sexy southern babe. **SeaDiver** is evidence that Goddesses can walk the Earth. I wish I had **Ruffian** as a teacher so I could have naughty daydreams in class (now I’ve gotta find a place to hide from the evil **Llama of Grotesque Death** ). Man…there’s so many babes on the boards. Alas, none live nearby… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/134 "2002-07-30T07:05:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \* > **Neener neener! I’ve met Flammy and you _hain’t!_ 😛 [ul]CUTIE STATUS: CONFIRMED[/ul](Although she was disorientingly _laconic._ Who knew?)** **Larry** , you have indeed met me while **Res** has not. As such, you could perhaps be lucky. Then again, I’m not sure that I have a great opinion of my looks either, but that’s another thing altogether. One thing I know for sure, though: you can definitely play a game of one-upmanship with **Res** over this if you wanted to. 😉 Oh, and I know you said you were going to tease me endlessly about being really quiet… I just didn’t expect THAT. now. 🙂 Nah, don’t worry… it’s all good. I bet I threw you all for a loop there, although that wasn’t my intention. By the way: you are definitely caring, and have good looks. So there you go. Happy now? 😛 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/135 "2002-07-30T07:15:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \* > **Neener neener! I’ve met Flammy and you _hain’t!_ 😛 [ul]CUTIE STATUS: CONFIRMED[/ul](Although she was disorientingly _laconic._ Who knew?)** **Larry** , you have indeed met me while **Res** has not. As such, you could perhaps be lucky. Then again, I’m not sure that I have a great opinion of my looks either, but that’s another thing altogether. One thing I know for sure, though: you can definitely play a game of one-upmanship with **Res** over this if you wanted to. 😉 Oh, and I know you said you were going to tease me endlessly about being really quiet… I just didn’t expect THAT. now. 🙂 Nah, don’t worry… it’s all good. I bet I threw you all for a loop there, although that wasn’t my intention. By the way: you are definitely caring, and have good looks. So there you go. Happy now? 😛 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/136 "2002-07-30T11:43:31Z")
It would be much simpler to say all the men are handsome and all the women are beautiful and save a lot of bandwidth on the board. ---
**Author:** ![MachV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@MachV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachV)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/137 "2002-07-30T13:42:15Z")
Maybe **ultress** , but flirting is much more fun. Now I need to go cry in a corner because I missed jinwicked on the cam last night… ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/138 "2002-07-30T16:50:41Z")
[Zebra pokes head in thread] ahem [drums fingers] a HEM [sigh] ---
**Author:** ![Toaster52](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Toaster52](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toaster52)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/139 "2002-07-30T17:07:33Z")
…also _sigh_… At least my sweetie doesn’t run screaming when I walk in the room. Guess I couldn’t make a list like this if’n I paid for it… _sigh_ again ---
**Author:** ![Toaster52](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Toaster52](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toaster52)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/140 "2002-07-30T17:15:39Z")
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