# The official "Damn, \ is HOT" thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271 "2002-07-28T19:20:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![VDarlin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e56c9b/32.png) [@VDarlin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VDarlin)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/141 "2002-07-30T17:57:37Z")
_sniff_ _sniff_ I’m hot. No, really, I am. Ok, I’m a bit goofy, but I’ve got a nice bod. Maybe I’m just invisible. Someone…? Hello…? _sigh_ ~V ---
**Author:** ![modro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@modro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/modro)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/142 "2002-07-30T17:58:08Z")
**Jinwicked** , I just saw your webcam pic… That picture, of you with the cigarette… Damn. I would go straight for you. Then to factor in the fact that you are an artist also, and I think I feel faint. 🙂 My only wish is that the picture of **scott\_evil** on the pictures pages was larger. You look like a cutie. ---
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/143 "2002-07-30T18:30:56Z")
**V** , I’ll believe it if I see it, darlin’. Send me a pic and let me be the judge! –==the sax man==– ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/144 "2002-07-30T18:32:54Z")
Four words:[**Coldfire** …in…a…kilt!](http://coldfire.50megs.com/photo.html) ---
**Author:** ![Winnowill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@Winnowill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnowill)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/145 "2002-07-30T19:04:16Z")
Well. Hmmph. Just sent in my submission - waiting to be told by legions of Dopers how hot _ **I** _ am! (I guess it’s no surprise that nobody has, yet, since nobody’s actually SEEN me…) ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/146 "2002-07-30T19:49:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Grelby \* > **alice\_in\_wonderland** , hands-down, the gorgeousest Doper of them all. **DANG!** Where is that blushing smilie when you need it? I think yer a cutie-patootie too, **Grelby**. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/147 "2002-07-30T20:35:01Z")
Aw, **Flammy** , that is a very VERY kind thing to say. And I have said it before, and I’ll say it again. **Flam** , You are SUCH a cutie! ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/148 "2002-07-30T21:04:52Z")
I must cast my votes for the following: **BottledBlondeJeanie** , **HerMajestyLorna** , **Slainte** , **celestina** and **jinwicked** – in addition to being smashing examples of beautiful womanhood, also very cool people …and of course, **alice\_in\_wonderland** , **Francesca** , and **Guinastasia** – ladies whose posts I truly enjoy reading (and are cuties to boot!) (I think my heart still belongs to **Sue Dunhym** , though, the object of my first Newbie Crush[tm].) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/149 "2002-07-30T21:11:39Z")
Guinastasia complains about the picture of her on the SDPP, and she has a right to. She’s slamming hot in person. But then I think that about roughly 75% of dopers I’ve met, so maybe that isn’t saying much. But she’s still slamming hot, and I’ve got blind men who’ll agree with that. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/150 "2002-07-30T21:49:40Z")
Ok…now I’m seeing lots of names listed as hotties, but no pictures to back the claims up! C’mon folks, send pix to your old Uncle Maxy and allow me to show you off to the world! I’m getting new submissions all the time…join the hotties (…and me _sigh_) ---
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/151 "2002-07-30T22:23:16Z")
It’s difficult to narrow down but, here goes: **webguy1000** first & foremost 😉 **Max Carnage, superbee, zanshin, cardinal, & Jon the Hasher** (despite the shoe). Ladies aren’t my thing but if they were, **hillbilly queen & BottledBlondJeanie** would take the cake. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/152 "2002-07-30T22:28:49Z")
**SMUsax** , meet [**VDarlin**](http://members.aol.com/jonahjamsn/images/vdarlin1.jpg). Ayuh, she’s purdy. (I think that the hush is due to anxieties that you might be under 18, **VDarlin** … It’s hard to tell from the pic.) 😉 Anyway, since I managed to score a compliment from **F\_X** , (even if it was a _quid pro quo_ sorta deal,) I’m officially happy. Bumperstickers will be issued. ---
**Author:** ![VDarlin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e56c9b/32.png) [@VDarlin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VDarlin)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/153 "2002-07-30T22:52:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \* > \*\ ***SMUsax** , meet [**VDarlin**](http://members.aol.com/jonahjamsn/images/vdarlin1.jpg). Ayuh, she’s purdy. > > (I think that the hush is due to anxieties that you might be under 18, **VDarlin** … It’s hard to tell from the pic.) ;)\*\* Awwww…shucks. _blushing_ Under 18? Wow, what a compliment! Truth be known, I passed that milestone some 14 years ago! :eek: ~V ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/154 "2002-07-30T23:48:07Z")
I’ve had an [entire thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=111786) devoted to how hot I am. Neener neener! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/155 "2002-07-31T00:01:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zyada \* > > And **DAVEW0071** and **Why A Duck** are also sizzling… Oh my. 🆒 I’m so glad I’m finding this out _before_ we get together on Saturday! Now, I’ve met **Persephone** , **Vix** , **Nacho4Sara** and **Geobabe** in person. Four hotties, right there, gents. And I’ve even hugged and smooched **Perseph** and **Geo**. w00t! Hot hot hot! DoperWimminz. Yum. ---
**Author:** ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/156 "2002-07-31T00:06:59Z")
**alice\_in\_wonderland** called me a cutie-patootie! :o _faints_ Have you even seen me? 😛 😉 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/157 "2002-07-31T00:35:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stinkpalm \* > \*\*Isn’t there a page where you can see pics of alot of the dopers? I can’t find it. \*\* There is also the TM Photo-Rama which has people, pets, dopefests, and other stuff (you can submit your pics if you need a place to host them, and you can comment on all the pics) [http://fff.fathom.org/photorama/index.cgi?theme=TeemingMillions](http://fff.fathom.org/photorama/index.cgi?theme=TeemingMillions) ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/158 "2002-07-31T00:38:57Z")
**V** , you’re another of those “afflicted” with agelessness, I reckon. (I still get ID’d at the liquor-store pretty routinely, & I’m in my thirties. Sheesh.) ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/159 "2002-07-31T00:45:32Z")
blatant: [http://abbie4ever.tripod.com/index.htm](http://abbie4ever.tripod.com/index.htm) ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/160 "2002-07-31T00:49:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > And having met **Oxymoron** , I have to extend a VERY firm **NEENER!** to anyone attracted in the slightest to any aspect of a man. He’s the first guy I ever dreamt about in a sexual way. \*\*White hot liquid fuck indeed. \*\* :eek: whathangkyew not too bad y’self… But I came here to mention **Vix** , who could (almost) make me switch. And **dalovindj** , who really ought to ;). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=9)