# The official "Damn, \ is HOT" thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271 "2002-07-28T19:20:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/161 "2002-07-31T00:51:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \* > \*\ ***V** , you’re another of those “afflicted” with agelessness, I reckon. (I still get ID’d at the liquor-store pretty routinely, & I’m in my thirties. Sheesh.) \*\* I’m in that boat. I’m 30. I was 28 in 1999, when I got carded for a RATED-R MOVIE. Granted, the movie was the fairly (and pointlessly) controversial _Eyes Wide Shut_, and this was the conservative state of Iowa, but c’mon! I was 28 and they thought I was 16 (or under)? I still get carded for alcohol and ocasionally cigarettes, too. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/162 "2002-07-31T00:54:18Z")
And yet, no one sems to think I’m hot… Just goes to prove what I’ve believed all along: Dames got no taste. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/163 "2002-07-31T00:55:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by modro \* > \*\ ***Jinwicked** , I just saw your webcam pic… > > That picture, of you with the cigarette… > > Damn. > > I would go straight for you. Then to factor in the fact that you are an artist also, and I think I feel faint. :)\*\* That is a pencil, I don’t smoke. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/164 "2002-07-31T01:08:58Z")
**jackelope** after seeing you on **Max** ’s site I think you are kinda cute 😉 As are **Max** & **Res**! ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/165 "2002-07-31T01:33:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hillbilly queen \* > \*\*DAMN \*\*superbee, plnnr, stofsky, Lightnin’ \*\* are HOT! > > DAMN **CelticCowboy, SkipMagic, Max Carnage, Why A Duck** are ADORABLE!\*\* Thanks! (always adorable, never hot - story of my life) > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Zyada_ > \*\*And DAVEW0071 and Why A Duck are also sizzling… \*\* Cool. Too bad I can’t make it to RenFaire … ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/166 "2002-07-31T01:48:01Z")
Your loss. Believe me. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/167 "2002-07-31T01:52:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jackelope \* > \*\*And yet, no one sems to think I’m hot… > > Just goes to prove what I’ve believed all along: > > Dames got no taste. 🆒 \*\* Nobody, eh? Isn’t that just too bad? Sorry about that. I am not going to pity you at all. No way, no how. BUT… I will say this: you’re honest, and that picture you sent me was a good one. Give me a man who can play the guitar and look good in a Hawaiian shirt while doing so! (;)) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/168 "2002-07-31T02:19:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*blatant: > > [http://abbie4ever.tripod.com/index.htm](http://abbie4ever.tripod.com/index.htm) \*\* Wow. Hot damn! ---
**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/169 "2002-07-31T03:20:44Z")
Why, **Dr. Rieux**. thank you! You’ve made this old dame’s day! I just have to say (as a straight woman totally secure in my own blah blah blah) that **Anise** is gorgeous - a classic beauty. Her picture is also very otherworldly. And **Ruffian** , you’re as lovely as your namesake! As for all the hot male Dopers - Yowza! I’m particularly enamoured of those in uniform (be it a cardboard cutout - **Bad Astronomer** ) or those that shun pants entirely ( **Ringo** ). And I’ve always been partial to longhairs ( **TN\*hippie** ). Enough of these purient thoughts. I seriously love seeing all your pictures. I can imagine various Dopers hunched over their keyboards, maniacally punching out posts while reciting hamster prayers. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/170 "2002-07-31T03:39:45Z")
Okay… \ …by my estimation, from the pictures, SDMB hotties include… \ **brachyrhynchos** , **hillbilly queen** , **CrankyAsAnOldMan** , **HerMajestyLorna** , **Pucette** , **Geobabe** …, **racinchikki** , **VDarlin** … what? a link to page _five_? I’m not sure I can take this all at once… **Alice in Wonderland** , **Cessandra** , **Calliope** , **Nacho4sara** , **MsWhatsit** , **Trinity** , **Ruffian** … man, if I swung the other way, I’d have to include a lot more names here… **AndyGirl** , **Scotticher** , **SilkyThreat** , **FairyChatMom** , **dreamer** … oh this is ridiculous, I’m missing people right left and centre, and I haven’t even got anyone from the pair pictures with only one name… **jarbaby** , **boli** … is it hot in here?.. **BottledBlondJeanie** … it’s definitely hot in here… **Creaky** , **Mauvaise** , **Winnowill** … eep… \ \ Plus, from personal meetings, I can state that a minimum of **LaurAnge** , **AndyGirl** , **Lissa Lisslar** , and whoever I sat across from at the last TorDope, whose name I didn’t catch, and was too embarrassed to ask ( :smack: ) are definitely hotties… I have just one question… how the hell do I get my picture on that page? \ ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/171 "2002-07-31T05:45:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jackelope \* > \*\*And yet, no one sems to think I’m hot… > > Just goes to prove what I’ve believed all along: > > Dames got no taste. 🆒 \*\* I still think you got sexy feet. And everything above your feet, is nice too. Here’s a more recent picture of me looking kind of **[evil.](http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/pubimage.asp?id_=490265&uid=34747)** ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/172 "2002-07-31T10:19:23Z")
Why did I _know_ you’d be wearin’ cut-off jeans? (And that’s a _nice_ kind of evil, by the way.) ---
**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/173 "2002-07-31T10:30:17Z")
I ususally don’t say anything on these threads because narrowing down the list to anything reasonable it impossible and I would have to leave someone out. But I couldn’t let this pass without comment. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by brachyrhynchos \* > **Why, Dr. Rieux. thank you! You’ve made this old dame’s day!** You should never lay claim to being an old dame until it is absolutely necessary. A classy dame yes, old, no. Especially when it is so obvious that you are not old, but are both intelligent and hot. Which adds up to being _very_ attractive. ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/174 "2002-07-31T11:10:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jinwicked \* > \*\* > > That is a pencil, I don’t smoke. 🙂 \*\* _wipes brow_ I came _this close_ to removing you from my “list” when I saw that picture- I’m a fairly adamant non-smoker, at least in women. Okay, in women I can imagine kissin’. And I probably would’ve made an exception, in your case, anyhoo. But now, as an artist, I find out that it’s a _pencil_? Welcome back, **Jinwicked** , welcome back. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/175 "2002-07-31T11:16:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hillbilly queen \* > Here’s a more recent picture of me looking kind of **[evil.](http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/pubimage.asp?id_=490265&uid=34747)** God, thank you today for: 1. **hillbilly queen** 2. Short shorts 3. Dogs 4. Al Gore and his in-ter-net 5. The Straight Dope ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/176 "2002-07-31T11:45:59Z")
Oh fer crying out loud, I can’t seem to get my picture on this thread. My site is being a bastard and I don’t know how to link from the MSN photo albums ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/177 "2002-07-31T11:53:41Z")
Oh wait, here we go! [ME!](http://groups.msn.com/LethalLizzie/shoebox.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1) ---
**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/178 "2002-07-31T12:34:19Z")
Broken Doll, you look just edible you elfin thing you 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/179 "2002-07-31T12:41:57Z")
I’m not looking through this thread, as my pic (ugly as sin, and not one of the fun ones either) hasn’t been put up. But, for the record, **evensven** is a total… yum. smart, hot, and local-ish. I bet she was a Little Theater Person, if the tribe existed after I left our High School. Hehehe ---
**Author:** ![QueenAl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/d26b3c/32.png) [@QueenAl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QueenAl)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271/180 "2002-07-31T13:26:32Z")
\*\*VDarlin, you were one of the ones whose names slipped my mind, but whom I had noticed. Unforgivablee, I know. This is slightly more recent, taken at Pride, of [me and my little princess.](http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0MwAAAPERZMP68G!7N0BLOLyCHN6FsdLc7VDI9HK28OuUgFkqzA1iEWN!94Maxcr!kM6hSaoYZnCGxE64lWyuTg/Pride10b.bmp) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-damn-insert-doper-name-is-hot-thread/121271.md?page=10)