# The Official Dannie Lynn Paternity Pool **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 13, 2007, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-dannie-lynn-paternity-pool/392078 "2007-02-13T21:26:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![29car](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/ebca7d/32.png) [@29car](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/29car)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-dannie-lynn-paternity-pool/392078/21 "2007-02-14T00:49:15Z")
All these votes for dark horses as potential fathers. Folks, we’re not talking about Catherine the Great, here. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-dannie-lynn-paternity-pool/392078/22 "2007-02-14T02:00:27Z")
Who: George Clinton (either one) When: June 3rd. ---
**Author:** ![Subterraneanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Subterraneanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subterraneanus)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-dannie-lynn-paternity-pool/392078/23 "2007-02-14T02:14:20Z")
Paternity pool? Hell, I think someone should start a Dannie Lynn death pool. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-dannie-lynn-paternity-pool/392078/24 "2007-02-14T02:58:42Z")
I’m gonna go with the long shot, ossified contender, Frozen Sperm of Daddy Warbucks. Oh so calculating by premise, yet Oh so wonderfully beckoning from the grave mechinations of law, with a spry bit of biological Umph to boot. The shady lawyer also comes to fore in this scenario. Cue the intrigue thematic. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-dannie-lynn-paternity-pool/392078/25 "2007-02-14T03:25:51Z")
I’m betting OJ did it. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-dannie-lynn-paternity-pool/392078/26 "2007-02-14T03:40:19Z")
[QUOTE=Colibri] I’m betting OJ did it. [/QUOTE] The football player and murder [ahem] suspect, or the juice? (With this case it could go either way.) ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-dannie-lynn-paternity-pool/392078/27 "2007-02-14T03:45:51Z")
[QUOTE=Tristan] I will probably go to hell for this, but my wife is wondering if the whole “no, we won’t give DNA” thing is because the childs father is… BUM BUM BUM… Her OWN SON, DANIEL!!! [/QUOTE] Yeah, I’m there. Just because he’s the least squicky candidate 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-dannie-lynn-paternity-pool/392078/28 "2007-02-14T10:11:48Z")
I’m shooting for the Circle of Greenback Would Then Be Complete theory: E. Pierce Marshall. Her late 67 year old step son. Failing that, I’m gonna have to say Judge Crater. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-dannie-lynn-paternity-pool/392078/29 "2007-02-14T14:35:11Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] I’m going to go the “exceedingly dark-horse candidate” route, and say it was me. [/QUOTE] Hmmm, I did not know she had a sheep suit… Ignorance fought! ---
**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-dannie-lynn-paternity-pool/392078/30 "2007-02-14T17:07:41Z")
[QUOTE=Annie] Yeah, I’m there. Just because he’s the least squicky candidate 😃 [/QUOTE] “squicky”? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-dannie-lynn-paternity-pool/392078/31 "2007-02-14T17:57:01Z")
[QUOTE=Tristan] I will probably go to hell for this, but my wife is wondering if the whole “no, we won’t give DNA” thing is because the childs father is… BUM BUM BUM… Her OWN SON, DANIEL!!! [/QUOTE] I agree 100%. In fact, that was my take as soon as Daniel died–that he could’nt face that, and committed suicide. And it makes perfect sense; why else would ANS refuse to have a paternity test done? BTW, it appears that Prince von Whatzisname may be a big “whoosh”. I can’t find a link to it, but one of the “entertainment news shows” claims that he is on the payroll of several European tabloids and may have made the story up to boost sales of said tabs. Ya know, for someone who repeatedly said on her show, “I haven’t had sex in two years!”, it appears she spent the last couple of years making up for it! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-dannie-lynn-paternity-pool/392078/32 "2007-02-14T18:15:35Z")
[QUOTE=Walloon] “squicky”? 😕 [/QUOTE] Squicky in this context refers to something gross or disturbing. However, it is referencing “squick,” which I will let you google on your own time. It’s both gross and disturbing that the term exists to describe what it does. I’m also placing a bet on ANS’ son, Danny. That girl has slept with everyone, and I wouldn’t put it past her to sleep with her own son. ---
**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-dannie-lynn-paternity-pool/392078/33 "2007-02-14T18:17:23Z")
[QUOTE=want2know] And it makes perfect sense; why else would ANS refuse to have a paternity test done? [/QUOTE] Perhaps because she did not want to share custody of her child with the photographer, whom she reportedly disliked because he turned out to be an opportunist. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-dannie-lynn-paternity-pool/392078/34 "2007-02-14T19:07:23Z")
I’m going to say the other bio-parent is either Anna Nicole’s former assistant, Kim Walther, or her former decorator, Bobby Trendy. Lord knows either one of those options makes as much sense as any of the other available ones. Poor Dannielynn: so young, and already a Springer pay-per-view special waiting to happen. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-dannie-lynn-paternity-pool/392078/35 "2007-02-15T14:49:04Z")
What about Bill Clinton? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-dannie-lynn-paternity-pool/392078/36 "2007-02-15T16:37:38Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] What about Bill Clinton? [/QUOTE] Bill Clinton did _not_ have improper relations with that woman! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-dannie-lynn-paternity-pool/392078.md?page=1)