# The official RibFest 2004 Thread

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 16, 2004, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287 "2004-04-16T01:59:29Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287/61 "2004-06-07T23:04:51Z")

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Hmmm…can’t think of anything, **GH**.

I made a double batch of sauce last night (it tastes better after it’s been sitting in the fridge for a couple weeks), and I won’t buy the ribs themselves until the day or so before. I have plenty of charcoal and wood chunks, so that’s no problem, and I’m going out tonight to buy a few more rib racks to accommodate all that succulent meat. That should take care of things on my end.

Thanks for the offer, but aside from keeping me entertained until the 26[sup]th[/sup], I can’t think of anything.

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### Author: ![sunfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@sunfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunfish)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2004, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287/62 "2004-06-08T00:00:21Z")

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> [@DAVEW0071](#):
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> **Meros** , email sent. Grassy-ass.
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> And it definitely wasn’t **Juniper200** , because Junie doesn’t even live in New York State, let alone the Bronx. So I’m guessing **sunfish**. But I’d still like confirmation.

Yes, that’s me. :o Mea culpa, I completely forgot to write it on the check, although I did write it in my email about the fruit salad. _sigh_ I’m gettin’ old, I tell ya.

Apologies for the confusion.

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### Author: ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2004, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287/63 "2004-06-08T01:13:32Z")

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Cool beans, man. Just being a _good neighbor_.  
Can’t wait to see y’all.

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### Author: ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2004, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287/64 "2004-06-08T02:39:41Z")

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Email me with your address Dave, but don’t use the one that’s in my profile. My current email address is [MKing49000@netscape.net](mailto:MKing49000@netscape.net)

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### Author: ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287/65 "2004-06-08T04:08:56Z")

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**Sunfish** : Yeah, it got lost in the ether… Either I never got it (entirely possible) or it was somehow diverted to my junk mail & I accidentally deleted it. Could you give it another go, please? Maybe put SDMB somewhere in the subject heading so I can keep an eye out.

And, of course, thanks for both the ride & your efforts in contacting me! 🙂

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### Author: ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2004, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287/66 "2004-06-08T04:14:00Z")

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OK. I just kinda re-thought… Forgive me.

My e-mail, so you don’t have to look it up, is [liicedtea@hotmail.com](mailto:liicedtea@hotmail.com).

As for you, Nate; I know, I haven’t called. I’m sorry - it’s just that I have class three days a week - I leave the house at 3:15 for class & don’t get back 'til 10:00 & I forget whether it’s too late. Wednesday, for sure.

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### Author: ![sunfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@sunfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunfish)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2004, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287/67 "2004-06-08T18:27:16Z")

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Okay, **Cosmo** , I’ve tried emailing you again. Let me know if it squeaks through this time.

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### Author: ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2004, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287/68 "2004-06-09T12:48:33Z")

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What did I say I was bringing? Pie? Well, considering it’s hotter than the fires of hell itself, there will be no baking. I’ll bring something desserty though.

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### Author: ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2004, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287/69 "2004-06-09T16:59:24Z")

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**Cosmo** , calling some time tonight, say after 9, should be great. A\_V would probably like to chat, and you can wish us a happy annaversery!

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### Author: ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2004, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287/70 "2004-06-09T17:18:08Z")

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**Dave:** Two things…

Thing One: Thanks to the generosity of **sunfish** , I _shall_ be in attendance. I shall mail the check tomorrow, I think. Thanks again, **sunfish**.

Thing Two: What would you like me to bring?

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### Author: ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2004, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287/71 "2004-06-10T11:22:55Z")

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> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#):
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> What did I say I was bringing? Pie? Well, considering it’s hotter than the fires of hell itself, there will be no baking. I’ll bring something desserty though.

No no no. You said you were bringing green salad. Great snakes, woman, read the earlier posts in this thread.

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### Author: ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2004, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287/72 "2004-06-10T12:06:46Z")

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> [@DAVEW0071](#):
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> No no no. You said you were bringing green salad. Great snakes, woman, read the earlier posts in this thread.

No.

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### Author: ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2004, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287/73 "2004-06-13T17:04:24Z")

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I have to shut the door on the guest list, since we’re only two weeks away. If you’re not a “definite” by tomorrow morning, you’re not there.

So far, we have:

**Day and Time:** Saturday, June 26, at about noonish, at beautiful Casa Dave-Guy, we will chow down on ribs, beer, assorted soft drinks, and sundry side dishes (provided pot-luck style by our guests)

**Cost:** Ten bucks per adult person. Kids eat free, and there’s plenty of free parking, though.

**Definites:**  
The Weird Gingers of Northern Maryland – green salad  
Biggirl, Houseman, and kid(s) – beer  
Morgyn – fruit  
Frank #2  
RTFirefly (and possibly Mrs. Teasdale)  
Little Nemo – homemade ice cream  
FriendBill and HelenWheels (paid) – Bill’s famous macaroni salad  
Danyne and Mark (my friend from work) – potato salad  
ElJimbo (my daughter’s boyfriend)  
TellMeI’mNotCrazy – spring rolls or ambrosia (I like ambrosia, but don’t let that influence you; I like spring rolls, too)  
Sunfish (paid) – fruit salad  
Meros – breadage  
Hamadryad, Tark, and various small heathens – cookies  
Gorgon Heap and Acryllic Vessel (paid) – devilled aigs and Jell-O shots  
Juniper200 – pasta salad  
Cosmo  
Zyada and RJK – breadage  
**Definite Maybes:**  
Canhattan and Manby  
JeffB

**Definitely Nots:**  
SueDuhnym (drat the luck!)  
Zappo (drat the luck![sup]2[/sup])  
AnitaVacation (drat the luck![sup]3[/sup])  
Billdo (drat the luck![sup]infinity[/sup])  
The Airman Doorseses (drat the luck![sup]in a fighter plane[/sup])  
Eutychus plus one (drat the luck![sup]but we’re still holding out for August[/sup])

Also, don’t forget the brunch the following day, for those overnighters. Bagels, cream cheese, juice and coffee. Probably other stuff, too, who knows? If it’s like it was last year, people will just hang out all day and chill. That works for me.

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### Author: ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2004, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287/74 "2004-06-14T20:33:07Z")

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That was the sound of the guest list closing.

I heard from **Cosmo** yesterday, and she’s willing to bring veggies and dip, so the only side dishes we need to know about are **RTFirefly** and **Frank#2**. Just hop into the thread and let me know. It doesn’t have to be a real big deal, either, you can stop by the store and get a couple bags of Doritos if that’s what you feel like bringing. I just like to know these things.

Also, I have listed the people from whom I’ve received the $10 per adult attending. It would help me greatly to have as much of the money before-hand, but if you have to wait until the 26th, I’m pretty much okay with it.

Also also, I will be emailing all attendees directions to my house, from north, from NYC, and from the Joisey Toinpike.

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### Author: ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287/75 "2004-06-15T03:34:39Z")

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I think it’s great that everyone’s eager to help you pay for your party.

However, it did strike me that people are sensitive about money issues on the board. Or so past history has shown. Maybe you could keep the “Thanks for paying” vs “you haven’t yet paid” information in the emails, on an individual basis, since you’re sending them out anyway.

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### Author: ![Frank\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Frank\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank_2)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287/76 "2004-06-15T12:57:52Z")

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Great idea Dave. I’ll stop at a store and pick up various pre-packaged, crunchy consumables in a variety of shapes, colors, and textures. (i.e. chips, pretzels, & doritos) As for the $10, I’ll mail it tomorrow.

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### Author: ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287/77 "2004-06-15T20:26:44Z")

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Thanks, Frank. Up till now we didn’t have any empty calories on the menu (some folks would count beer as empty calories, but I prefer to think of it as liquid bread). A variety of munchies is always a good idea.

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### Author: ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2004, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287/78 "2004-06-19T18:31:36Z")

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You still need desserts? I’m thinking of bringing a carrot cake.

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### Author: ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2004, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287/79 "2004-06-21T11:14:24Z")

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Sounds good. Carrot cake it is.

Complete update this evening.

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### Author: ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2004, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-ribfest-2004-thread/240287/80 "2004-06-22T02:40:32Z")

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Dave, have you received my check? I sent it out back on June 7 and I’ve yet to hear from you with directions or anything. My name was on a note in the envelope.

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