# The Official SDMB Hijack Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 29, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147 "2002-09-29T21:27:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/1 "2002-09-29T21:27:09Z")
That’s right. This a thread solely for hijacking. Go on. Take it where ever you please. Just go on. Shoo. Take it. It’s your’s now. Have fun with it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/2 "2002-09-29T21:28:47Z")
Congratulations Chaddy the Owl! ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/3 "2002-09-29T21:32:36Z")
I’m just pissed off that I couldn’t watch the Philadelphia/Houston football game today. Nobody was showing it in Michigan. Jerks. ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Guy)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/4 "2002-09-29T21:51:49Z")
In Texas, Flavored Beer. ---
**Author:** ![EggNogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@EggNogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EggNogg)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/5 "2002-09-29T21:54:51Z")
Right we’re going to Cuba, I like beards. egg ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f1d935/32.png) [@Lady\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Ice)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/6 "2002-09-29T21:58:55Z")
The Lions beat the Saints. They won’t go without a win this year after all. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/7 "2002-09-29T22:00:16Z")
Bob Blonda was quietly reading the newspaper one evening, about an hour after dinner. Their one-year-old daughter April lay asleep in her crib. Mary, Bob’s wife, wore an old white blouse and a faded pair of jeans, both considerably worn and tight on her body from long use. This accentuated her figure all the more. As she stood languidly in front of Bob he couldn’t resist the temptation–and yanked her blouse off! Nine months later their son Bobby was born. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/8 "2002-09-29T22:02:59Z")
I think Texas-flavored beer is a bad idea. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/9 "2002-09-29T22:12:26Z")
Whats the deal with those cartons of milk that you end up ripping the top open with your teeth because the flaps won’t pull apart… and to think the guy who invented that system made millions from it. ---
**Author:** ![flapcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7993a0/32.png) [@flapcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flapcats)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/10 "2002-09-29T23:10:56Z")
yuyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyihuiyuiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyhuyiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyh. No, seriously. There was fly-poo on the ‘y’ key. ewww ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/11 "2002-09-30T02:07:06Z")
I could tell you about my life, but it would probably scare you…well, not really, but it would at least confuse you…so I’m going to shut up now and leave you wondering. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/12 "2002-09-30T04:09:19Z")
I think my medication is affecting my… What were we talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/13 "2002-09-30T04:21:14Z")
Fly-poo is a very bad thing, but it can be made bvetter with A1[sup]TM[/sup] Steak Sauce! F\_X ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/14 "2002-09-30T04:25:18Z")
There is a big spider hiding in my food cupboard… she only comes out at night. ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/15 "2002-09-30T05:08:12Z")
I like frogs when they go squish. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/16 "2002-09-30T05:16:20Z")
fnord. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/17 "2002-09-30T05:42:39Z")
Fly in the buttermilk, two by two, Fly in the buttermilk, two by two; Fly in the buttermilk, two by two, Skip to my loo, my darling! ---
**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/18 "2002-09-30T06:07:33Z")
Speaking of which, I have to use the loo… _flush_ ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/19 "2002-09-30T06:13:52Z")
I just got back from 9 hours at the library. Somebody get me some food. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/20 "2002-09-30T06:15:20Z")
So I was on [amazon.com](http://amazon.com), and I ordered “Yankee Hotel Foxtrot,” but they sent me Steve Earle’s “Sidetracks” instead! The invoice clearly said “Yankee Hotel Foxtrot” and everything. I went to the site and poked around, looking for a way to contact them about this, and couldn’t find one. Finally I gave up and just opened the Steve Earle CD, and it turns out that it’s really good. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147.md?page=2)