# The Official SDMB Hijack Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 29, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147 "2002-09-29T21:27:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Snugglebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snugglebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snugglebear)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/21 "2002-09-30T06:34:45Z")
:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/22 "2002-09-30T10:46:46Z")
I’m hungry. _Looks at her sister and salivates_ What? ---
**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/23 "2002-09-30T11:33:00Z")
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**Author:** ![tritone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@tritone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tritone)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/24 "2002-09-30T14:01:27Z")
Damn, this immunology essay is giving me the s&\*ts. Anyone here know anything about the role of cytokines in the pathogenesis of systemic lupus erythematosus? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/25 "2002-09-30T14:06:37Z")
What lands on fly poo? ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/26 "2002-09-30T14:20:14Z")
Does anyone want to play jacks? ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/27 "2002-09-30T14:35:40Z")
Monkeys are my friend ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/28 "2002-09-30T14:42:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crusoe \* > \*\*Congratulations Chaddy the Owl! \*\* What’s this about an owl? Did I miss another memo? ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/29 "2002-09-30T14:48:59Z")
I’m thinking of starting a new game, one where you write doper obituataries, and it’ll either be as successful as the unprepared essay and how many would be scary games, or people will just scold me for being morbid. So I’m torn. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/30 "2002-09-30T15:38:26Z")
I don’t think I’m in my right mind today. I think I’m in my left mind. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/31 "2002-09-30T17:35:39Z")
I’ve got a splinter in my right middle fingertip. I’m sure I got it over the weekend, since I did a bunch of yard work. I’ve got a blister on my left thumb, too. And a little heartburn. But I’m having a good hair day, so there’s that. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/32 "2002-09-30T18:06:21Z")
Howz it goin’? ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/33 "2002-09-30T18:09:10Z")
Two guys got an unusual job in a carnival. They set up a booth where they would guess women’s “sizes.” ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/34 "2002-09-30T18:30:42Z")
No oatmeal for me, please. ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/35 "2002-09-30T18:36:39Z")
Ice cream, because it has no bones. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/36 "2002-09-30T19:16:02Z")
The Blondas’ older kids were now in school: April, age 9, and Bobby, age 7. Little George, the youngest and last, was at home with his mother Mary, at lunchtime. Mary had made a sandwich for George and put it on a dish with a small pile of Fritos. And she had a glass of milk for him. She was shown buttoning her blouse over her bare bosom (she didn’t wear a bra around the house); little George, standing behind her, asked, “Mommy, where do you get the fresh milk?” ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/37 "2002-09-30T20:08:35Z")
Chocolate-covered boobies. ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/38 "2002-10-01T02:11:02Z")
There’s nothing funny about chocolate-covered waterfowl. Unless there is. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/39 "2002-10-01T02:22:59Z")
Dammit will someone tell me about the owl? Is he single? ---
**Author:** ![Magickly\_Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magickly\_Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magickly_Delicious)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147/40 "2002-10-01T02:29:36Z")
Y’know, I think bitter engineers should be banned. Bitter engineers should _especially_ never teach classes to poor, naive undergraduates. Especially undergraduates who have to pass the class so they can graduate on time. I mean, really, is it asking too damn much to just have a textbook chosen for the course so we don’t have to slog along trying to follow our notes from class, which are wrong anyway? Ohmigod. I think I just figured out how some engineers get to be bitter. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-sdmb-hijack-thread/130147.md?page=3)