# The Official unofficial-start-of-summer MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [May 27, 2013, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456 "2013-05-27T10:26:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456/241 "2013-05-30T19:28:10Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> is it Firday yet? ☹

If you don’t stop asking, I’m going to turn this car around, and…  
Oh, wait.

Almost, Cute One.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456/242 "2013-05-30T19:52:55Z")

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Sah-son is home, school is done, pizza (Dominos) is ordered because it’s always pizza for him, unless it’s Taco Bell.

I finally got the laundry in, I’ve only put that off for two days.  
The kitchen is clean, the dog is fed.  
I still have to clean out his ear. That is always fun!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456/243 "2013-05-30T20:08:43Z")

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> [@sahirrnee](#):
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> I still have to clean out his ear. That is always fun!

Dog or Son?

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456/244 "2013-05-30T20:11:45Z")

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Twice-baked N.O.T.s are made up. I’ve got six in the freezer and the rest for supper tonight, along with some cod and I’m thinking broccoli. Daughter is on her way, \*\*FCD \*\*is up from his nap, and Higgs is gnawing on her pig - it’s her favorite toy. It’s hot outside and cool in here. All in all, a pretty good day.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456/245 "2013-05-30T20:51:04Z")

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All is in order for surgery. The insurance company agreed to cover the procedure and following hopsickle stay.

I shocked the hell out of Spineydoc when I asked him about his bone blender invention. 😃

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456/246 "2013-05-30T20:54:17Z")

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Grillin’ some poke chops for dindin. Sides will be N.O.T. in a white sauce and butterbeans. I may even make some baby cornbread muffins cause I’m all sweet like that there.

**gotti** butter cookies with adult finger sized holes. BRILLIANT! 😃 Hope you didn’t have to wait too long at the spineydoc today. Yay for insurance coverage!

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456/247 "2013-05-30T21:18:17Z")

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It’s time to quit making spoon rings for the day when holding a popsicle makes your whole arm quiver.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456/248 "2013-05-30T21:20:03Z")

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> [@gotpasswords](#):
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> Helps to have small fingers!

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Big fingers…

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456/249 "2013-05-30T21:27:18Z")

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> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#):
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> It’s time to quit making spoon rings for the day when holding a popsicle makes your whole arm quiver.

Meanwhile my crocheting day has just begun.

Take 4 on the Neverending Teal Blanket: This Time I’m Using Stitch Counters Along With Row Counters. If I finish this damn thing by the end of the year–_correctly_–I will be most surprised.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456/250 "2013-05-30T22:03:53Z")

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The ferret is chasing the cats around the house.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456/251 "2013-05-30T22:12:10Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> is it Firday yet? ☹

It is here. The 9/80 plan is giving us a city-closed Friday tomorrow. Only 3.75 more hours.

> [@swampbear](#):
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> Yep it’s the state. The new Jawja license plate [looks like this.](https://www.google.com/search?q=new+georgia+license+plate&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=PJmmUb-dL4He8wSO_oCwDg&sqi=2&ved=0CDAQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=832#facrc=_&imgrc=MlppTlFZIaUq6M%3A%3BujWdc-5MNbn9sM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.whitecounty.net%252Ftc%252Fimages%252Fpics%252Fgeorgia-license-plate.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.whitecounty.net%252Ftc%252Finfo%252Fnew_ga_tag.htm%3B600%3B300) . . .

I was afraid that would invalidate my favorite license plate [A55 RGY], but I checked online and the O was a Florida orange. Crisis averted.

Coming from a vacation - going toward a vacation - at work I feel like one of those guys in circuses or vaudefille shows or variety shows who would spin plates on tall sticks. Only there’s more paperwork.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456/252 "2013-05-30T22:55:12Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> The ferret is chasing the cats around the house.

The tiger soars at dawn.

What? We’re doin’ cryptic messages, right? 😃

Dindin got cooked and et. I also cut seven whole chikins (not to worry they were already daid) in half. They will go on the smoker early Sattidy mornin’. Havin’ some friends over to hang at the pool and eat an earlyish dindin of smoked chikin, baked beans, corn sallit and garlic bread. Plus I shall make a pig pickin’ cake. Go Me! Oh and I have burgers made up to grill for tomorrow night’s dindin. Go Me Again!

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456/253 "2013-05-30T22:55:36Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> The ferret is chasing the cats around the house.

The rooster crows at midnight

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456/254 "2013-05-30T23:01:43Z")

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It was a good day at work. I got quite a bit done.

School tomorrow. Blah.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456/255 "2013-05-30T23:07:47Z")

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Off to get wired and try to sleep.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456/256 "2013-05-30T23:13:40Z")

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Supper was good. Daughter has just left. I’m watering the front lawn. It’s still hot out there - ugh.

That’s all I’ve got. Time to knit, I’m thinking…

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456/257 "2013-05-30T23:26:12Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> The tiger soars at dawn.
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> What? We’re doin’ cryptic messages, right? 😃

The bear shits in the woods.  
:rolleyes:

The damn weasel is chasing the Dumpster Cats around the house.  
A good time was had by all.

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456/258 "2013-05-30T23:44:08Z")

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Howdy,

I am glad to see that most have been productive in my kinda absence

::taps foot, impatiently with arms crossed:: **Apelet** 😃

I have been dog and house sitting, well shop/house sitting, and it has been hawt hawt hawt. So glad to be home and in the cavelet’s AC. One of the dogs Annabelle is terrified of me and spent the past few days at least 6 feet away from me. Her parents get home this afternoon and she is all “scritch my ears, rub on me, I am going to stare at me till you pet me…”. Weird. I get that I look suspicious to her, big goatee, motorcycle, helmet and body armor but she has known me for almost two years.

Could, just possibility be my fault

She is a red brown short haired mutt, say 70lb/30kg ish with greyhoundy legs and kinda looks mean, barks mean and a total wuss.

One of the first times I met her, I drove over on the bike and was still suited up. She came around the corner, saw me and froze. I started to breathe like Darth Vader and said, in my best impression

“I am your Father Annabelle”

Everyone had a big laugh even the other dog Chloe thought it was hilarious. Everyone except Annabelle that is. That might be the problem, just might be.

Anyhoo I will be back

Cheers all and hugs, high fives, yeahs, boos etc as needed

**Jim**

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456/259 "2013-05-30T23:50:28Z")

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In reference to the OP: Im a Canadian, and I’ve never heard of this weekend being the “unofficial start of summer.” But maybe because we still have snow on the ground in late May. Well, okay, that’s a wee bit of an exaggeration. 🙂 There hasn’t been snow here for a while, but I have indeed seen it snow in May before.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456/260 "2013-05-30T23:51:06Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> The bear shits in the woods.

Well sometimes. That’s why there’s always a roll of tp in Twuck and 'Stang. 😛

Not quite eight o’clock and I feel all sleepified. Mayhaps I shall partake of a melatonin, go lie upon the bed and watch teevee until sleepy time.

Nitey Nite Y’all!

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