# The Official unofficial-start-of-summer MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [May 27, 2013, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456 "2013-05-27T10:26:05Z")\
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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-official-unofficial-start-of-summer-mmp/659456/9 "2013-05-27T14:26:31Z")

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I know this is from last week’s MMP, but I couldn’t resist:

> [@I win the Internet! First MMP of the week](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-win-the-internet-first-mmp-of-the-week/658782/369):
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> Now I am trying to grill pork chops in the rain.

\*\*flytrap \*\*grilled the pork chops in the rain  
And we’ll never have that recipe…AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> but they went on a while longer, including comments about “kids these days” - probably much like their own parents did in the 30s. I was glad when that conversation finally fizzled.

[Kids these days with their roller skates and their 23-skiddoos and the listening to the Becks…](http://youtu.be/bqAxcs9lC1U?t=57s)

Big Memorial Day plans include laundry and that’s it. I was going to get my hair cut and then I realized I don’t want to work today, so why should I make someone else? I’ll get shorn tomorrow.

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