# The omnibus angry elderly Florida blogger thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 15, 2021, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175 "2021-05-15T17:49:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2021, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175/1 "2021-05-15T17:49:19Z")

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I love this line:

“Let’s stay home Darling. We love our President, but he can’t win.”

It is right up there with “Soup for my family.”

> **[Orange God Emperor still bitching about losing six months ago, invents story...](https://nationalzero.com/2021/05/15/orange-god-emperor-still-bitching-about-losing-six-months-ago-invents-story-about-fans-being-suppressed-by-inaccurate-polling/)**
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> Statement from President Un-Elect Trump: “Wall Street Journal has reported (they finally got something right), that 2020 was the ‘Worst Presidential Poll Miss in 40 Years.’ The public opinion surveys ahead of the 2020 Presidential Election were the...

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175/2 "2021-05-16T01:04:59Z")

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They didn’t see Trump’s internal polling. Neither did Trump. They were afraid to tell him was losing.

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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175/3 "2021-05-16T02:00:18Z")

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I know its important to keep up to date with what the enemy if a country is saying and doing (make no mistake, that yellowred babboon is an enemy of the United States) but god help me if even reading his words doesn’t make me stabby and angry.

in my happy place  
in my happy place  
in my happy place  
in my happy place

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175/4 "2021-05-16T17:48:31Z")

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Just wanted to say how much I like this thread title.

Made me smirk, as did **JohnT** ’s comment (in the schadenfreunde thread, I think):

> [@A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1564):
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> Just heard Trump referred to as ‘Pumpkin Boobs’ so my day is going well.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2021, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175/5 "2021-05-17T18:10:51Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Soup for my family.”

I don’t know, I still put it behind

‘Darling, I want to watch television.’ ‘I’m sorry! The wind isn’t blowing.’

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2021, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175/6 "2021-07-18T22:28:51Z")

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The blog is gone but the posts keep coming.

> **[Trump's tantrum over British Open offers another window into his soullessness](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-tantrum-british-open-turnberry/)**
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> If there's anything that can make Donald Trump go full Mussolini more than being ignored, it's being ignored by the world of golf.So it was hardly shocking Saturday when Trump bawled during the famous British Open about not being allowed to host the...

> “As almost all of the great players, sportscasters, and golf aficionados know, the greatest site and course of all for The Open is Turnberry, in Scotland, It is truly a magical place, the players want to be there, and at some point in time the players will be there,” Trump continued. “But this course was not chosen for The Open because they consider a wonderful person, and many-time Club Champion, named Donald J. Trump, to be too controversial—this is, of course, a false reputation caused mainly by the Fake News Media. It is a shame that the phenomenal Turnberry Golf links, the best in the World, sits empty during Open Championships, while far lesser courses are on display. Oh well, life proceeds forward! Someday The Open will be back at Turnberry,”

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2021, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175/7 "2021-07-18T22:39:08Z")

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It’s like he’s always playing a parody of himself. 😏

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175/8 "2021-07-19T00:37:39Z")

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“Many-time Club Champion”. What a childish fucking loser.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175/9 "2021-07-19T00:47:59Z")

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Huh. I thought the creme de la creme of Scottish golf courses was St. Andrews.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175/10 "2021-07-19T00:49:35Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> It’s like he’s always playing a parody of himself. 😏 -

It’s no longer a parody. If it ever was one.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175/11 "2021-07-19T00:51:20Z")

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LOL, that’s what I was thinking: “Parody?”

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175/12 "2021-07-19T02:07:34Z")

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What a sad fucking whiny loser Trump is. Just when you think he can’t get more pathetic…

I honestly don’t understand why any of his “fans” could read these words and not be embarrassed for supporting such a little crybaby.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175/13 "2021-07-19T02:17:23Z")

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The scary (and pathetic) thing is, he speaks to them. When he calls himself a so-called Champion, their chests swell with pride. It doesn’t matter that his claim was within the context of a fucking childish whine.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175/14 "2021-07-19T02:23:53Z")

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I’ve seen Right-Wing memes calling him a lion protecting America. A loud, blustering bully is their idea of what “strength” and a “real man” is. It is the perfect illustration of toxic masculinity.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175/15 "2021-07-19T04:53:47Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> “Many-time Club Champion”. What a childish fucking loser.

Well, keep in mind that he’s a champion in events he [didn’t even participate in](https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-named-winner-of-golf-championship-he-didnt-play-in)

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175/16 "2021-07-19T05:28:39Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> I’ve seen Right-Wing memes calling him a lion protecting America.

Male lions often lay around roaring, pissing, and sunning themselves while the females do all the work.

> **[African lion, facts and photos](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/mammals/facts/african-lion)**

> Males defend the pride’s territory, marking the area with urine, roaring menacingly to warn intruders, and chasing off animals that encroach on their turf.
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> Female lions are the pride’s primary hunters and leaders. They often work together to prey upon antelopes, zebras, wildebeest, and other large animals of the open grasslands. Many of these animals are faster than lions, so teamwork pays off. Female lions also raise their cubs communally.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175/17 "2021-07-19T05:38:22Z")

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You should watch Netflix’s “How to be a Tyrant” and see how often you are reminded of Trump…

Photoshopping yourself is a standard play in their playbook. They’ve been doing it for decades before the internet was a thing.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175/18 "2021-07-19T05:39:39Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> You should watch Netflix’s “How to be a Tyrant” and see how often you are reminded of Trump…

Years back I read _The Sociopath Test_ and Trump reminds me of that all the time.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175/19 "2021-07-19T08:10:13Z")

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Trump is an amazing amateur psychologist when it comes to the type of saps he milks. His line about (metaphorically) being able to shoot someone on 5th avenue and not lose votes has proven correct time and time again.

[Trump’s comment a few days ago](https://edition.cnn.com/2021/07/12/politics/donald-trump-polls-cpac-straw-poll/index.html) concerning polls:

_“If it’s bad, I say it’s fake. If it’s good, I say that’s the most accurate poll ever.”_

And his supporters laugh with him and not at him, and somehow go on believing him (and believing in him) while he tells them to their face that he’s lying to them.  
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**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-angry-elderly-florida-blogger-thread/942175/20 "2021-07-19T11:23:29Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> What a sad fucking whiny loser Trump is. Just when you think he can’t get more pathetic…

[Don’t get too close…](https://images.dailykos.com/images/961539/large/YouMayGetWetTrumpRally.jpg)

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