# The Omnibus Republican Snowflake Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 12, 2017, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786 "2017-06-12T17:27:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786/81 "2017-06-18T00:02:49Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Oh, you actually came back and actually acknowledged you read somebody’s post. Is that tight ass actually opening a sliver or two? Probably more a regrettable moment of absentmindedness. After enough time, even the most vigilante and attentive trolls forget to stay scripted. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786/82 "2017-06-18T00:08:25Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > That’s certainly a mighty fine bubble you’ve built yourself. > Hide somewhere safe rather than challenge yourself. It’s the ultimate snowflake safe-space. ---
**Author:** ![SaneBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SaneBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaneBill)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786/83 "2017-06-18T08:40:13Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > And BTW, if someone is on my ignore list, I don’t bother reading their stuff when others quote them. Now you know why Clothahump really means it when he says that threads here don’t make any sense. It’s like reading every tenth sentence from a book and then complaining that the author is a moron. I’m probably blocked, so even quoting this wont’t help, but maybe somebody might ask him how many dopers he actually have blocked. It must be dozens, hundreds maybe as he’s been here 17 years… and somehow I don’t think there’s that many banned ex-dopers… ( He must have an excellent memory to instantly know which quotes not to read, considering the amount of blocked persons ) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786/84 "2017-06-18T12:54:04Z")
> [@SaneBill](#): > > Now you know why Clothahump really means it when he says that threads here don’t make any sense. It’s like reading every tenth sentence from a book and then complaining that the author is a moron. > > I’m probably blocked, so even quoting this wont’t help, but maybe somebody might ask him how many dopers he actually have blocked. It must be dozens, hundreds maybe as he’s been here 17 years… and somehow I don’t think there’s that many banned ex-dopers… > ( He must have an excellent memory to instantly know which quotes not to read, considering the amount of blocked persons ) There’s still a place for the blocked poster’s post. There’s a statement that this poster has been blocked and a place to click on to read the post if you want. No need to remember. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786/85 "2017-06-18T15:18:28Z")
Well, if there is a perfect place for Clothy the Humpbrain, it is in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786/86 "2017-06-18T15:35:57Z")
If you guys are done beating that dead Clothahump… Wingnuts in the hinterlands are sending hate mail, including death and rape threats, to random Shakespeare companies all over the country, reduced to gibbering rage by the Trumpened production of _Julius Caesar_ from the Public Theater, which is being performed in New York’s Central Park only. > **[Idiots Mad Over Trump-Like Julius Caesar Are Sending Vicious Hate Mail to the...](https://jezebel.com/idiots-mad-over-trump-like-julius-caesar-are-sending-vi-1796198527)** > > Uninformed idiot trolls are terrorizing Shakespeare companies around the country, mistakenly blaming them for a controversial production of “Julius Caesar” from New York’s Public Theater, which depicts a Trump-like character getting stabbed. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786/87 "2017-06-18T15:38:02Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > If you guys are done beating that dead Clothahump… > > Wingnuts in the hinterlands are sending hate mail, including death and rape threats, to random Shakespeare companies all over the country, reduced to gibbering rage by the Trumpened production of _Julius Caesar_ from the Public Theater, which is being performed in New York’s Central Park only. > > [36 Hours in Quebec City - The New York Times](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/01/13/travel/what-to-do-in-36-hours-in-quebec-city.html?_r=0) And of course, they ignored the Obamafied version of a few years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786/88 "2017-06-18T15:59:01Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > And of course, they ignored the Obamafied version of a few years ago. …to extent that Laura Ingraham publicly stated that “if some theater company had put Obama in the role, there would have been outrage from the left!” (Paraphrased) I’m aware that non-education is really big on the right these days, but seriously? These people never read (or saw a production) of JC? I’m partial to the 1953 movie, myself. Starring James Mason, Marlon Brando, John Gielgud, Louis Calhern, Edmond O’Brien, Greer Garson, and Deborah Kerr. ---
**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786/89 "2017-06-18T16:10:26Z")
_Julius Caesar_ is not a pro-assassination play. Far from it. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786/90 "2017-06-19T15:18:37Z")
Trump support wears a Trump shirt to provoke reactions, gets a very mild reaction. Whines about it. SNowflakes indeed! > **[Barista Writes 'Build a Wall' on Starbucks Customer's Cup](https://people.com/politics/woman-trump-shirt-starbucks-build-a-wall-cup/?utm_campaign=peoplemag&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&xid=socialflow_facebook_peoplemag)** > > Kayla Hart said she was wearing a pro-Donald Trump shirt to a local Starbucks when an employee wrote "Build a Wall" on the her cup ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786/91 "2017-06-19T15:59:08Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > …to extent that Laura Ingraham publicly stated that “if some theater company had put Obama in the role, there would have been outrage from the left!” (Paraphrased) [She’s five years behind.](http://www.startribune.com/trump-themed-julius-caesar-is-talk-of-theater-world-unlike-2012-obama-version-in-twin-cities/427990033/) ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786/92 "2017-06-19T16:15:16Z")
[A golden oldie](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5zH7HvWUAE9cZM.jpg): Mike Pence being victimized by _Mulan_. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786/93 "2017-06-19T16:19:10Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > …to extent that Laura Ingraham publicly stated that “if some theater company had put Obama in the role, there would have been outrage from the left!” (Paraphrased) “Prediction is hard, especially about the [del]future[/del] past!” ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786/94 "2017-06-19T17:52:57Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > “Prediction is hard, especially about the [del]future[/del] past!” I think she was just channeling **adaher**. 🙂 I still have the theory that the universe is **so** insulted by the asinine ignorance that many conservatives spew that it makes wormholes in time and space to change bits of the past or to allow past evidence to be found easier by their critics just to show the conservatives that they are dead wrong instead of just mostly wrong. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786/95 "2017-06-19T18:08:20Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Sigh. He won, people. [Get over it.](http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d97/Clothahump/15401153_1007921692646526_8764059935336559599_n1_zpsr7i5a1et.jpg) LOL. How precious. Welcome to the real world, snowflake. Welcome to politics. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786/96 "2017-06-19T20:47:22Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > And BTW, if someone is on my ignore list, I don’t bother reading their stuff when others quote them. You do realize you just contradicted yourself, right? You only could possibly know to respond to that if you’d read his post. He called you on something that actually got you suspended. He gave you chance after chance to take it back, and prove you weren’t just using slurs to troll. He was being _ **nice** _ by giving you any chance at all. I gave up on you long ago. You are on my ignore list. I admit to reading what people quote from you, though, since it’s usually hilariously bad. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786/97 "2017-06-19T21:12:56Z")
Well, looky here: [2014, warned for using “raghead”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17620905&postcount=56); [2017, warned for trolling.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19946636&postcount=80) Suck it up, butter **Cloth**. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786/98 "2017-06-19T21:29:13Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Well, looky here: [2014, warned for using “raghead”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17620905&postcount=56); [2017, warned for trolling.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19946636&postcount=80) Suck it up, butter **Cloth**. I just looked at his profile. He’s a taekwondo instructor. For some reason I find that hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786/99 "2017-06-20T01:43:33Z")
> [@davidm](#): > > I just looked at his profile. He’s a taekwondo instructor. For some reason I find that hilarious. That is why I always think that when he began to learn he was an Ed Grubberman. [QUOTE] Master: "Ed Gruberman, you must learn patience" Ed Gruberman: “Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, patience! How long will that take?” Master: “time has no meaning, to a true student a year is as a day…” Ed Gruberman: A year? I want to beat people up right now!! I got the pajamas! Ha! Hiuu! UUaah! [/QUOTE] > [@](#): > > Master: “Ed Gruberman, you failed to grasp Tai Kwan leap, approach me that you might see the light!” > > Ed Gruberman: “Finally! Some action.” > > Master: “Observe closely class… Boot to the head.” > > [Whoosh][kick!] > > Ed Gruberman: “OOOOOW! You boot me on the head!” > > Master: "You are lucky Ed Gruberman, few novices experienced so much of Tai Kwan leap so soon… " > > Ed Gruberman: “Owww my head!.” > [@](#): > > ♪ … People voting Republican > Give them a boot to the head!! > > Boot to the Head! > > Boot to the Head! > > Boot to the Head! > > Boot to the Head! > > Mechanics who can’t fix a car… > Politicians who can’t think… > The salesmen who won’t leave me alone… > The waiter forgot my drink… > > Boot to the head!! ♫ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786/100 "2017-06-20T01:59:18Z")
> [@davidm](#): > > I just looked at his profile. He’s a taekwondo instructor. For some reason I find that hilarious. You should see his McDojo website. Lots of young kids with black belts. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-republican-snowflake-thread/788786.md?page=6)