# The one-syllable thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2024, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308 "2024-12-07T16:05:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308/61 "2024-12-24T08:43:48Z")
> [@Misnomer](#): > > awards That word has not one, but two of … well, you know. Oops, I see I was beat to the punch. Ah well. I feel shame. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308/62 "2024-12-24T16:04:08Z")
A dust of more white from the sky this morn. Used leaf blow to remove. Meh on black top but great on white / walk part; diff temp I guess? Now to get round bread w/ hole in it. Dumb dog (not mine) got into ‘treat _box_’ (treat made by cat) Yecch! Glad I don’t get kiss from him. ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308/63 "2024-12-24T17:46:29Z")
Fucked up my Yule treats, twice! When you cook with a type of sweet goo made of beans, you have to do it JUST right or you’re screwed. Two trips to the store!! Young girl who works there laughed at me. It’s fine, my kin and her kin go way back. We’re all friends. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308/64 "2024-12-24T19:43:17Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Now to get round bread w/ hole in it. Got a rare treat, a still-warm, fresh-from-the-oven salt one. Mmmmm! Drink a lot of H 2 O. I want the sun to go down soon. Grass is still white & hope it stay that way for next day dream song. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308/65 "2024-12-24T20:02:34Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > oven Whoops! My long list stays long; I don’t do much this day. I will go for a walk. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308/66 "2024-12-25T00:18:01Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > My tip for you - kick her in shin, _hard_. She will not car about toof no more. 🫣 Much fun sex. No teeth pain felt. You should try; much more good than kick. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308/67 "2024-12-25T00:32:37Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > Find doc to yank tooth; Great drive to get there. I took my man to a pro to see what’s in his butt. Not much! They will look next five years from now. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308/68 "2024-12-25T00:36:54Z")
Had to go to Best Buy (I _hate_ that place!) heard beep noise from (perm) close bank place, pulled out phone, press three keys & let 'em know. I was in my own co coat.; F D thank me when we talk. This eve - watch ‘no wings’ (class II) show life if not born while we kill a lot of [bad elfs](https://www.ridgewaybrewery.co.uk/seasonal.html) Next morn, up 'fore dawn to see sun rise at tall house of turn light (Hmmm, must pick which one - near by or long ride). Then come home to drink [first meal of next day](https://www.instacart.com/image-server/1864x1864/www.instacart.com/assets/domains/product-image/file/large_f4546320-cda3-4dbd-8c31-5b8e8a55dab4.jpg) - One can not drink all day if one does not start in the morn! Then a elf run, nap & flick on big view w/ fluff corn & caps of snow! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308/69 "2024-12-25T00:37:20Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > > [@LSLGuy](#): > > > > Find doc to yank tooth; Great drive to get there. > > I took my man to a pro to see what’s in his butt. Not much! They will look next five years from now. Not his head; that good ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308/70 "2024-12-25T00:37:56Z")
Now chest pain when cough has moved. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308/71 "2024-12-25T00:49:08Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > Much fun sex. No teeth pain felt. You should try; much more good than kick. 😉 No pain from teeth when sex; I tell her no bite! Trust! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308/72 "2024-12-25T00:53:29Z")
Next day from now, we will go to the zoo for the big feast day. Fun! I hope the food spots will be there and not just closed. I wish my kin could work their phones and learn how days and hours and dates work, though. Big day is Weds. this year, five squared of Dec. Quite sure this has not changed of late. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308/73 "2024-12-25T00:53:40Z")
We’ve had that shit a while, like three weeks. I’ll beat it soon. Good luck! ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308/74 "2024-12-25T02:04:58Z")
> [@Dr.Drake](#): > > we will go to the zoo for the big feast day. Fun! Zoo staff hate folks who feat on their beasts. Use care to not be caught. Roast ice bear: Yumm!! ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308/75 "2024-12-25T02:18:25Z")
Roast ice bear be bad. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308/76 "2024-12-25T02:26:20Z")
Wife feels sick. Kid in town feels sick. Kids not in town feel worn out. That’s why I am now on the Dope. 😞 ---
**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308/77 "2024-12-25T02:32:22Z")
On this day I drove blood to a state named for a queen. It took five hours one way. The roads near my home were bad and I saw a car in a ditch. But once I got more south there was just rain. I had lunch at House of sweet bread with squares on it. Now I am at home but I might get called out once more. I need a nap first. It makes me tired when I drive ten hours. ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308/78 "2024-12-25T15:19:55Z")
I’m sick; first time in 5 years. It’s just a cold, but MEH. I’ll meet my dad and bro for food in a few hours, and on the way home I’ll buy more soft white squares for my nose: for the most part, though, I will just sloth. I’m so glad that I’m off work for the rest of the week! > [@CairoCarol](#): > > Oops, I see I was beat to the punch. Ah well. I feel shame. There was shame to spare. 😁 > [@Reeses\_Monkey](#): > > It makes me tired when I drive ten hours. I would think so! ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308/79 "2024-12-25T15:33:32Z")
Ouch! You poor thing. Get well soon! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308/80 "2024-12-25T16:51:21Z")
I have my front teef, I do not want a flow H 2 O horse; they fling poop. All I want for this day was the man who doth read tea leaf of sky to be right. Is that too much to ask? A whole lot of white (& grey) fluff in sky meant small ball of glow view; not good for pix. Even though below ice temp it felt sort of warm this morn post some days of real burrrr temp from the North; took off hat & hand mitts, & even coat, too. I know how to dress warm [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-one-syllable-thread/1011308.md?page=5)