# The Onion calls Quevanzhane Wallis a cunt.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-onion-calls-quevanzhane-wallis-a-cunt/651329>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 25, 2013, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-onion-calls-quevanzhane-wallis-a-cunt/651329 "2013-02-25T06:40:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2013, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-onion-calls-quevanzhane-wallis-a-cunt/651329/301 "2013-03-02T15:04:44Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Wait. You’re now characterizing an actress who, at 9 years old, in her first movie, was nominated for the highest acting award that American culture can bestow as “unknown”?
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> And somehow the name of the film is derogatory? How is the name of the film derogatory?

Sorry **Snowboarder Bo** - I’m in agreement here. There is a world of difference between finding a remarkable UNsavvy UNcynical INexperienced UNsullied by Hollywood child and coaxing from her/him a remarkably nuanced performance. ( Which in some cases can be honestly read as, " She was child-like and not like a child-actor " ) and Tatum O’Neal. Yes, she was nominated as an actress. It is fair to say there is a huge range of performances when it comes to children that can be called “acting”.

( Please make no misunderstanding. Tatum O’Neal was a savvy Hollywood child. That didn’t make her a c–t )

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2013, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-onion-calls-quevanzhane-wallis-a-cunt/651329/302 "2013-03-02T16:37:56Z")

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> [@Cartooniverse](#):
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> Sorry **Snowboarder Bo** - I’m in agreement here. There is a world of difference between finding a remarkable UNsavvy UNcynical INexperienced UNsullied by Hollywood child and coaxing from her/him a remarkably nuanced performance. ( Which in some cases can be honestly read as, " She was child-like and not like a child-actor " ) and Tatum O’Neal. Yes, she was nominated as an actress. It is fair to say there is a huge range of performances when it comes to children that can be called “acting”.
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> ( Please make no misunderstanding. Tatum O’Neal was a savvy Hollywood child. That didn’t make her a c–t )

I cannot figure out how this post is supposed to be relevant to the one it’s replying to.

**Snowboarder** was objecting to calling Quvenzhane “unknown.” What does your post have to do with that?

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**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2013, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-onion-calls-quevanzhane-wallis-a-cunt/651329/303 "2013-03-02T17:23:43Z")

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Sing this like Mary Had A Little Lamb:

Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt  
Cunt cunt cunt  
Cunt CUNT cunt  
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt  
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cuuuuuuuuuuuuunt

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2013, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-onion-calls-quevanzhane-wallis-a-cunt/651329/304 "2013-03-02T17:39:12Z")

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> [@Frylock](#):
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> I cannot figure out how this post is supposed to be relevant to the one it’s replying to.
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> **Snowboarder** was objecting to calling Quvenzhane “unknown.” What does your post have to do with that?

She was a kid who got put into a movie. She wasn’t a battle-hardened Hollywood Imp.

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**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2013, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-onion-calls-quevanzhane-wallis-a-cunt/651329/305 "2013-03-02T22:02:14Z")

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the only thing that bugs me about this whole thing is that somehow it became an unspeakable crime to say anything less than complimentary about a kid (any kid.) Seriously, the [white knighting](http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/the-onions-quvenzhane-wallis-controversy) over this is mind-blowing. Like:

Wendell Pierce @WendellPierce

@theOnion We won’t let you be disrespectful to our children. Identify the writer. There are consequences to your free speech.

yes, because threatening people is a reasonable response :rolleyes:

too bad these idiots can’t see past their need for being visibly outraged to realize that blowing this thing up like this makes it _more_ likely she’ll hear about it. 'Cos I don’t think too many 9-year-old girls are readers of _The Onion._

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2013, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-onion-calls-quevanzhane-wallis-a-cunt/651329/306 "2013-03-02T22:18:51Z")

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> [@jz78817](#):
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> the only thing that bugs me about this whole thing is that somehow it became an unspeakable crime to say anything less than complimentary about a kid (any kid.) Seriously, the [white knighting](http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/the-onions-quvenzhane-wallis-controversy) over this is mind-blowing.

_White_ knighting? **jz78817** , you’re so racist. 😉 I’m still kind of confused by the racial component that got injected to this. You can find plenty of examples of young white celebrities being insulted. I think you could make a case the Olsen twins countdown stuff was worse than this. It’s true that you don’t get to tell people why they may be offended and which reasons are not acceptable. But some of the reasons people have settled on are weird.

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2013, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-onion-calls-quevanzhane-wallis-a-cunt/651329/307 "2013-03-02T23:16:07Z")

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> [@Cartooniverse](#):
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> She was a kid who got put into a movie. She wasn’t a battle-hardened Hollywood Imp.

Again, what does that have to do with the question of whether Quvenzhane Willis is an unknown?

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