# The Onion Sucks Now

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-onion-sucks-now/71577>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 7, 2001, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-onion-sucks-now/71577 "2001-07-07T07:01:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Kaje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f04885/32.png) [@Kaje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaje)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-onion-sucks-now/71577/41 "2001-07-15T11:45:59Z")

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Let’s not leave out [Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law Of Thermodynamics](http://www.theonion.com/onion3631/christian_right_lobbies.html)

or [Bush Or Gore: ‘A New Era Dawns’](http://www.theonion.com/onion3640/bush_or_gore.html)

my physics professor put the thermo one on the giant projector screen in front of a class of a few hundred kids to illustrate the gravity of the law…hehe

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**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-onion-sucks-now/71577/42 "2001-07-15T13:31:33Z")

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My favorite:

[New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life.](http://www.theonion.com/onion3201/crispycracker.html)

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**Author:** ![Studi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Studi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Studi)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-onion-sucks-now/71577/43 "2001-07-15T16:49:03Z")

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Jean Teasdale? She sucks my royal rear end.

Studi

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