# The Onion's got a new Smoove B article!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-onions-got-a-new-smoove-b-article/284413>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 12, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-onions-got-a-new-smoove-b-article/284413 "2005-01-12T18:35:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2005, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-onions-got-a-new-smoove-b-article/284413/21 "2005-01-14T23:48:42Z")

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They seem to have discontinued the hysterical commentaries by Editor T. Herman Zweibel that I used to love. I haven’t seen them I a long while.

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**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2005, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-onions-got-a-new-smoove-b-article/284413/22 "2005-01-15T00:35:38Z")

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You shouldn’t see him again. Zweibel was taken away from this world in a real weird fashion. Someone else will have to provide the link, if it still exists.

Me, I’m a Kornfeld fan. I got his columns on my hard drive, and I still reread them, but I’m sure Smoove won’t mind; he’s for the ladies.

> [@](#):
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> We will bump to Pluto, as well as to the moon.

Just so long as he stays away from Uranus, girlfriend.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2005, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-onions-got-a-new-smoove-b-article/284413/23 "2005-01-15T06:01:04Z")

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Smoove, I was with you until the potato. Butter, sour cream…but no grated cheddar?

Sorry Smoove. I think I’ll go and see what da H-Dawg’s doin’.

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2005, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-onions-got-a-new-smoove-b-article/284413/24 "2005-01-15T11:16:40Z")

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I haven’t read it in a while: do they still have the “Ask a…” advice columns? “Ask a gutshot cop”, “Ask a Navy Seal” and “Ask that Hindenburg announcer guy” were some of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-onions-got-a-new-smoove-b-article/284413/25 "2005-01-18T12:33:17Z")

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> [@Inigo Montoya](#):
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> I would have a hard time picking my favorite between:  
> Smoove B. Love Man and his well-placed “Damn” and of course Freaking you savage.  
> Herbert Kornfeld – all that is Tha H-dog  
> Jim Anchower – because he IS my best friend in high school
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> Jackie Harvey & Teasdale make me want to rip out my eyes and pour salt into the holes.

I hear you about Jackie Hervey, but I am a bona fide Jeanketeer! She and Anchower are the only ones who seem to have continuity. Well, Kornfeld might as well, but I never read him; takes too long to translate. Smoove B eludes me, as did Zweibel.

Also, I adore Larry Groznik! He is seriously scary.

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