# The ONLY thing that gives Chuck Norris nightmares

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 20, 2017, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-only-thing-that-gives-chuck-norris-nightmares/789453 "2017-06-20T17:32:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-only-thing-that-gives-chuck-norris-nightmares/789453/1 "2017-06-20T17:32:24Z")

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500 Kung Fu Nuns…on bicycles!

I’m [serious](http://www.businessinsider.com/r-kung-fu-nuns-bike-himalayas-to-oppose-human-trafficking-2016-9)

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-only-thing-that-gives-chuck-norris-nightmares/789453/2 "2017-06-20T18:19:23Z")

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Fear the Nirvana’s Angels Biker Gang!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-only-thing-that-gives-chuck-norris-nightmares/789453/3 "2017-06-20T18:21:32Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> 500 Kung Fu Nuns…on bicycles!

I was SURE this would be something related to Gay Pride Month.

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**Author:** ![BobBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@BobBitchin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobBitchin)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-only-thing-that-gives-chuck-norris-nightmares/789453/4 "2017-06-20T18:27:50Z")

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I’m pretty sure that the only thing Chuck is scared of is a national shortage of JUST FOR MEN. 😛

(Hair color for facial hair)

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-only-thing-that-gives-chuck-norris-nightmares/789453/5 "2017-06-20T18:36:23Z")

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I’m pretty confident that [Obama gave Chuck Norris nightmares](http://gawker.com/5940201/chuck-norris-and-his-wife-warn-that-obama-re-election-would-mean-1000-years-of-darkness).