# The Oogiest Story

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oogiest-story/182220>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 16, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oogiest-story/182220 "2003-06-16T14:59:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Trigonal\_Planar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@Trigonal\_Planar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trigonal_Planar)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oogiest-story/182220/21 "2003-06-16T20:41:35Z")

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Ever heard about the guy who had a colony of spiders growing under his knee cap?

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oogiest-story/182220/22 "2003-06-16T20:57:25Z")

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No. Please don’t tell me this is real. OHMYGAWD.

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**Author:** ![Trigonal\_Planar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@Trigonal\_Planar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trigonal_Planar)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oogiest-story/182220/23 "2003-06-16T20:58:15Z")

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Ever heard about the guy who had a colony of spiders growing under his knee cap?

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**Author:** ![Trigonal\_Planar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@Trigonal\_Planar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trigonal_Planar)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oogiest-story/182220/24 "2003-06-16T21:06:28Z")

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Ever heard about the guy who had a colony of spiders growing under his knee cap?

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**Author:** ![Sionach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Sionach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sionach)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-oogiest-story/182220/25 "2003-06-16T21:10:45Z")

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/gag

Spiders . . . kneecap . . . /twitches uncontrollably

I almost can’t decide which is worse, but the beetles win by a bit of a margin since they involve genitalia. Blearg, I’m itchy all over now!

WHY do I click on threads with the word “oogy,” or anything similar, in the title? I think I just might like a plastic bubble to live in, except it’d prob’ly turn into something like that one Creepshow with the hermetic environment & the cockroaches. 😛

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