The Oogiest Story

Ever heard about the guy who had a colony of spiders growing under his knee cap?

No. Please don’t tell me this is real. OHMYGAWD.

Ever heard about the guy who had a colony of spiders growing under his knee cap?

Ever heard about the guy who had a colony of spiders growing under his knee cap?

/gag

Spiders . . . kneecap . . . /twitches uncontrollably

I almost can’t decide which is worse, but the beetles win by a bit of a margin since they involve genitalia. Blearg, I’m itchy all over now!

WHY do I click on threads with the word “oogy,” or anything similar, in the title? I think I just might like a plastic bubble to live in, except it’d prob’ly turn into something like that one Creepshow with the hermetic environment & the cockroaches. :stuck_out_tongue: