# The opposite of "Sausage Fest" is ... ? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 2, 2008, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716 "2008-05-02T04:05:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/21 "2008-05-02T14:27:15Z")
Gagglefuck? ---
**Author:** ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/22 "2008-05-02T14:29:00Z")
A sausage famine, surely. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/23 "2008-05-02T14:37:19Z")
Pussy party? ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/24 "2008-05-02T14:39:47Z")
[QUOTE=Trunk] Mammorama. [/QUOTE] This is my new favorite word. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![burundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ec8ea/32.png) [@burundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burundi)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/25 "2008-05-02T14:45:01Z")
Gotta go with **astro** and **NinetyWt**. Itā€™s a hen party. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/26 "2008-05-02T14:47:27Z")
But ā€œhen partyā€ doesnā€™t capture the distaff side of the meaning of ā€œsausagefest,ā€ and ā€œgirls night outā€ is its exact oppoiste: ā€œI came here hoping to meet women but itā€™s only a bunch of other guys who came here hoping to meet womenā€ (ā€œand one brokedick geek whoā€™s here to play DJā€) ---
**Author:** ![initech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/439d5e/32.png) [@initech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/initech)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/27 "2008-05-02T14:50:18Z")
An Oprah taping. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/28 "2008-05-02T14:59:02Z")
[QUOTE=Inner Stickler] Taco fiesta? [/QUOTE] More specifically, fish tacos. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/29 "2008-05-02T15:48:52Z")
[QUOTE=Amp] A murder of vaginas, oh wait, thatā€™s crows. [/QUOTE] As disturbing as the imagery is that that conjures up, Iā€™m glad you were thinking of crows instead of ravens. But I think ā€œa clowder of pussiesā€ works. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/30 "2008-05-02T16:09:18Z")
Fallopian festival? ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/31 "2008-05-02T16:19:06Z")
A congress of c\*nts? A lodge of beavers? A volery of vulva? A clash of clitori? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/32 "2008-05-02T16:20:54Z")
Snatch clatch? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/33 "2008-05-02T16:47:12Z")
After the party I call it an epic failure. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/34 "2008-05-02T16:51:24Z")
A coven. ---
**Author:** ![NajaSong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9d8465/32.png) [@NajaSong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaSong)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/35 "2008-05-02T16:51:59Z")
tuna boat ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/36 "2008-05-02T17:03:05Z")
Hair-Pie Parade? ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/37 "2008-05-02T17:39:19Z")
Heaven? ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/38 "2008-05-02T18:01:15Z")
I think the term ā€˜Sausage Festā€™ implies that every ones on the pull and the odds arenā€™t good. No one would refer to something like a house warming party with lots of guys as a ā€˜sausage festā€™. So the vaginal equivalent would be more like: ā€˜snail trail stampedeā€™ ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/39 "2008-05-02T18:01:54Z")
Always been a clam bake to me. ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/40 "2008-05-02T18:08:41Z")
[QUOTE=ZipperJJ] Pussy party? [/QUOTE] Pussy Galore! [Bond. James Bond.] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716.md?page=3)