# The opposite of "Sausage Fest" is ... ? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 2, 2008, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716 "2008-05-02T04:05:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/41 "2008-05-02T18:48:20Z")
[QUOTE=Cisco] Always been a clam bake to me. [/QUOTE] Wasn’t that a Billy Joel song? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/42 "2008-05-02T19:20:42Z")
[QUOTE=Trunk] Vagaggle. Utering. Mammorama. [/QUOTE] Note to self: Buy \*\*Trunk \*\* a beer some day. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/43 "2008-05-02T19:36:41Z")
Bagel bash? ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/44 "2008-05-02T19:41:18Z")
Another vote for “clam bake”. Though “Home Run Derby” sounds like fun. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/45 "2008-05-02T19:44:49Z")
[QUOTE=GuanoLad] There’s no such thing as too many girls. [/QUOTE] There is if you’re a straight girl. ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/46 "2008-05-02T20:47:05Z")
Remember that commercial for snausages dog snacks? Updating: “Snausages! Dawgs in search…of the ideal snatch!” ---
**Author:** ![MrSquishy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@MrSquishy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrSquishy)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/47 "2008-05-02T22:20:30Z")
[QUOTE=Trunk] Mammorama. [/QUOTE] Holy shit, did that make me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![evangelinagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@evangelinagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evangelinagirl)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/48 "2008-05-03T01:21:06Z")
A minge binge? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/49 "2008-05-03T01:23:28Z")
A pillow fight…? ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/50 "2008-05-03T01:50:43Z")
[QUOTE=ZipperJJ] Pussy party? [/QUOTE] Pussy posse. ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/51 "2008-05-03T02:10:37Z")
Carpets of a feather flock togeth… no wait. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/52 "2008-05-03T02:36:51Z")
[QUOTE=ZebraShaSha] Oh, come on! Clam bake! [/QUOTE] Where I work we have one guy on our support staff. We were discussing this recently and I said, “it’s the opposite of a sausage fest, it’s a calm bake”. So I am also going with clam bake. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2008, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/53 "2008-05-05T13:48:08Z")
A confederacy of cuntses. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2008, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/54 "2008-05-05T14:05:07Z")
A rug sale. ---
**Author:** ![nikonikosuru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@nikonikosuru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikonikosuru)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2008, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/55 "2008-05-05T14:27:05Z")
[QUOTE=ZebraShaSha] Oh, come on! Clam bake! [/QUOTE] That was the first thing that popped into my mind! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2008, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/56 "2008-05-05T16:13:54Z")
A cliteracy. “There were so many hungry quims, you could hear them yawning.” ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2008, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/57 "2008-05-05T19:12:00Z")
Technically, I think “clam bake” is correct, but “mamorama” wins the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2008, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-of-sausage-fest-is/447716/58 "2008-05-05T19:16:46Z")
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