# The Opposite Sean Bean - actors who never die in movies(open spoilers)

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**Created:** [October 7, 2013, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-sean-bean-actors-who-never-die-in-movies-open-spoilers/670629 "2013-10-07T22:21:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![JacobSwan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@JacobSwan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JacobSwan)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2013, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-sean-bean-actors-who-never-die-in-movies-open-spoilers/670629/41 "2013-10-08T13:27:34Z")

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Michael Caine?  
He had a fake death in one film that I remember, but I can’t remember him actually dying.

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**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\
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> [@JacobSwan](#):
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> Michael Caine?  
> He had a fake death in one film that I remember, but I can’t remember him actually dying.

Dude. I just mentioned \*Get Carter \*a few posts back.

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**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2013, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-sean-bean-actors-who-never-die-in-movies-open-spoilers/670629/43 "2013-10-08T14:23:40Z")

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Adam Sandler - not matter how much we may wish death upon his characters.

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> [@JacobSwan](#):
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> Michael Caine?  
> He had a fake death in one film that I remember, but I can’t remember him actually dying.

His fake death in SLEUTH is, in fact, followed by a real death. Things likewise end badly for him in DEATHTRAP.

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> And possibly Minority Report, though it would be death only via eternal suspension.
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> Does he die in Collateral?

Tom also died in Young Guns.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2013, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-sean-bean-actors-who-never-die-in-movies-open-spoilers/670629/46 "2013-10-08T14:53:37Z")

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> [@White SIFL](#):
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> Tom also died in Young Guns.

Also in Taps.

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**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2013, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-sean-bean-actors-who-never-die-in-movies-open-spoilers/670629/47 "2013-10-08T15:32:48Z")

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> [@drastic\_quench](#):
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> Adam Sandler - not matter how much we may wish death upon his characters.

Technically speaking, he dies in _Click._

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**Post date:** [October 8, 2013, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-sean-bean-actors-who-never-die-in-movies-open-spoilers/670629/48 "2013-10-08T15:58:21Z")

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As some have mentioned, as soon as you expand the pool of potential actors to be basically any tip-billing actor (including comedians) it starts to get to be a pretty large pool. I’m going to limit my offerings to action/horror/thriller stars for this thread…

OK, I’d say that, without doing an exhaustive check, Jackie Chan probably has not died in very many movies.

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2013, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-sean-bean-actors-who-never-die-in-movies-open-spoilers/670629/49 "2013-10-08T16:21:24Z")

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> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#):
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> His fake death in SLEUTH is, in fact, followed by a real death. Things likewise end badly for him in DEATHTRAP.

He also died in **Blood and Wine**.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2013, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-sean-bean-actors-who-never-die-in-movies-open-spoilers/670629/50 "2013-10-08T16:23:26Z")

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> [@Morbo](#):
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> He also died in **Blood and Wine**.

Heck, he won an Oscar for dying in **The Cider House Rules**.

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**Post date:** [October 8, 2013, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-sean-bean-actors-who-never-die-in-movies-open-spoilers/670629/51 "2013-10-08T17:20:42Z")

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> [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> This is a straw-man…er, straw-woman comparison. Sean Bean has died in so many movies he’s become a meme; he’s hardly a baseline case for contrasting male vs female cinemortality.

Which is one reason I suggested using only 25% of his cinemortality (great word) as the basis for intergender comparisons. And even that drastic lowering of the bar hasn’t produced a truly comparable case of female cinemortality, AFAICT.

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**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-sean-bean-actors-who-never-die-in-movies-open-spoilers/670629/52 "2013-10-09T01:51:20Z")

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Waitaminute…has Pierce Brosnan ever died onscreen?

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> [@Ranchoth](#):
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> Waitaminute…has Pierce Brosnan ever died onscreen?

Fourth Protocol.

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**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-sean-bean-actors-who-never-die-in-movies-open-spoilers/670629/54 "2013-10-09T11:59:56Z")

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> [@White SIFL](#):
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> Tom also died in Young Guns.

Tom Cruise was in Young Guns???

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Another Tom Hanks death: Road to Perdition.

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> [@](#):
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> Well, as it happens I’m watching an Austin Powers movie and he just died. No, wait, he’s fine. No, no, I was right, he’s d-- no, still alive. Suffering but still alive. Not long now. Now he’s definitively dead. Positively.  
> No, wait, I was wrong, he’s still-- now he’s dead. No, no he isn’t. Not yet. Well, that took care of it, now he’s dead for su-- oh, for god’s sake!

What about Mike Myers (The non-Halloween one) ?

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**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-opposite-sean-bean-actors-who-never-die-in-movies-open-spoilers/670629/57 "2013-10-09T14:00:26Z")

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> [@RikWriter](#):
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> Tom Cruise was in Young Guns???

[Yes, for about 1 second](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PhHSiOcZv-4/T7sfaxpDPuI/AAAAAAAAI4s/GM0KlvQX7SE/s1600/pdc_tomcruiseyoungguns.png). He gets shot by Charlie at the end of movie when they’re all running out of the burning house.

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how 'bout Bradley Cooper?

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> [@Labtrash](#):
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> What about Mike Myers (The non-Halloween one) ?

We get voiceover from the narrator as **54** ends while viewing Mike Myers: _“You see, Steve Rubell had a dream – but like with all dreams, you wake up to reality … in reality, the party was over.”_ The lights then dim entirely on Mike, and we’re helpfully informed that _“Steve Rubell died in 1989. He was 45 years old.”_

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> I way doubt it. According to [GeekSpeak](http://www.geekspeakmagazine.com/archive/issue16/features/the_many_deaths_of_sean_bean_1.htm), Sean Bean has died in at least 25 movies as of 2011. That would mean Rodriguez would have to have died in at least 6 movies to make the cut.
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> I’m not at all familiar with [Rodriguez’ filmography](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0735442/) except for _Avatar_, but I’ve seen nothing to indicate that she’s got six big-screen last moments to her credit.

Well, she died twice in two different Resident Evils (for a total of 4 deaths), but they recently brought her back to life in the Fast & Furious series, so I don’t know if that invalidates the earlier death. And she died in Bloodrayne, Avatar, and the series Lost.

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