# The origin of the smooch…

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-origin-of-the-smooch/6546>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [January 26, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-origin-of-the-smooch/6546 "2000-01-26T20:02:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-origin-of-the-smooch/6546/1 "2000-01-26T20:02:00Z")

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## Is it a universal thing, or are does it have roots in a particular group of cultures? Any ideas, theories or WAGS? Thanks!

Once in a while you can get shown the light  
in the strangest of places  
if you look at it right…

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-origin-of-the-smooch/6546/2 "2000-01-26T20:16:00Z")

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In Alaska, the eskimos kiss by rubbin’ noses together . . .

[admiring my own impressive schnozz in mirror]

I’d be the Jayne Mansfield o’ THAT joint!

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-origin-of-the-smooch/6546/3 "2000-01-26T20:40:00Z")

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This is a custom that goes back to Cave Man Days, all the way back to Alley Oop and Ooola.

When approaching a potential adversary, the Cave Man sought to ascertain whether this person was armed. The Handshake was a method of determining whether there was a heavy club in his hand; the French Kiss, whether or not he was concealing a sharp blade in the mouth.

The Cave Men of old Gaul were particularly handy with their knives, hence the popular appellation.

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Uke

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-origin-of-the-smooch/6546/4 "2000-01-26T20:40:00Z")

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You sure about that Eve? I’ve kind of relegated that image to the same bin containing Native Americans holding up a hand and saying 'hau!".

If it is a custom among some Eskimos (or Inuits, to be PC) is it thought of as the same type of lip-smacking goodness as a ‘regular’ kiss? Come to think of it, I’d really hate to get the kiss of death from the Nanookian Mafia…. BLECH!

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**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-origin-of-the-smooch/6546/5 "2000-01-26T21:06:00Z")

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I don’t have any references to back this up, but I remember reading that it started out as a custom in the Middle Ages. Lords would kiss the lips of their wives to get close enough to smell them, thus indicating if they have been with somone else. I guess because bathing was unheard of in those days, other peoples’ smell could easily rub off onto others.

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-Dragwyr  
“If God had meant for man to eat waffles,  
he would have given him lips like snowshoes”  
-Rev. Billy C. Wirtz

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-origin-of-the-smooch/6546/6 "2000-01-26T21:35:00Z")

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Kissing began right here: [http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum3/HTML/000195.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum3/HTML/000195.html)
