# The Party's Over in Sweden

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 15, 2013, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064 "2013-06-15T13:54:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2013, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064/1 "2013-06-15T13:54:55Z")

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They’ve finally gone and done it, [made bestiality illegal](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2341789/Sweden-set-ban-bestiality-scrapping-legal-loophole-legal-animal-did-suffer.html). So I know some of you will be changing your vacation plans.

But hold on! The loophole that made sex with animals legal won’t be closed until next year. So there’s still time to get your jollies in. While the goat in that linked story is cute, that lovely sheep makes me feel especially frisky. Mmmmmm.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2013, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064/2 "2013-06-15T14:16:54Z")

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> However, the new rules will not be officially enacted until January 1 2014, sparking fears that more animals may be harmed as perpetrators take advantage of the loophole before it is closed.

Get in while you still can!!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2013, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064/3 "2013-06-15T14:31:40Z")

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Well, I wouldn’t worry _too_ much. After all, the last sentence does say: “The act however, is still permissible in Belgium and Denmark.”

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064/4 "2013-06-15T15:07:50Z")

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Oh, don’t be baaaaad.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064/5 "2013-06-16T00:41:08Z")

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All I know is ewe can have my sheep when ewe pry her from my cold, dead, er, hands.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064/6 "2013-06-16T00:53:00Z")

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So what, after that you have to be satisfied with having sex with Swedish women?

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**Author:** ![medstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f07891/32.png) [@medstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/medstar)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064/7 "2013-06-16T03:07:12Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Well, I wouldn’t worry _too_ much. After all, the last sentence does say: “The act however, is still permissible in Belgium and Denmark.”

Did anyone think to PM Hal Briston the bad news? He’ll be upset if he has to pay extra to change his airline tickets. 😃

::d&r::

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064/8 "2013-06-16T11:33:28Z")

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Ewe, that’s gross.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064/9 "2013-06-16T12:01:53Z")

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Man’s best friend-zone.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064/10 "2013-06-16T13:03:01Z")

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What kind of horse’s ass comes up with a law like this?! And look at all the sheep that mindlessly go along with it. Will they never stop hounding bestialists? This really gets my goat.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064/11 "2013-06-16T13:38:41Z")

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I don’t think that many people who are into bestiality readily admit it. They tend to be sheepish about it.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064/12 "2013-06-16T14:41:30Z")

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Was their some other more important legislation that Sweden is trying to sneak through at the same time? If so this is a clear attempt to wag the dog just to stop people who shag the dog.

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**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064/13 "2013-06-16T15:03:17Z")

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_Sweden_ is attempting to make a particular sex act _il_legal? No, cannot be.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064/14 "2013-06-16T15:23:47Z")

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Well, there’s still Thailand.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064/15 "2013-06-17T01:52:37Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> What kind of horse’s ass comes up with a law like this?! And look at all the sheep that mindlessly go along with it. Will they never stop hounding bestialists? This really gets my goat.

No, _I_ got your goat. Friday night, heh.

> [@Duke\_of\_Rat](#):
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> Well, there’s still Thailand.

Don’t make me tell you what I’ve seen with frogs and snakes.

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**Author:** ![Doggo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/87869e/32.png) [@Doggo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doggo)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064/16 "2013-06-17T04:33:19Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> No, _I_ got your goat. Friday night, heh.
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> Don’t make me tell you what I’ve seen with frogs and snakes.

I’ve seen that, and the bird.

BTW, is it OK if ewe are pretty?

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064/17 "2013-06-17T20:55:23Z")

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> [@Shakes](#):
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> Ewe, that’s gross.

What’s the difference between that and using a natural condom? Either way, you’re balls deep in lamb skin.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064/18 "2013-06-17T20:59:47Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> This really gets my goat.

No thanks, Trihs, you can keep her.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064/19 "2013-06-17T21:53:31Z")

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> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#):
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> What’s the difference between that and using a natural condom? Either way, you’re balls deep in lamb skin.

What’s the difference between keeping a box of Trojans & a gallon of wall paint on the nightstand; they’re both made of latex? The latter should be easy to apply, just dip in.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2013, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-partys-over-in-sweden/661064/20 "2013-06-18T09:48:00Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> What’s the difference between keeping a box of Trojans & a gallon of wall paint on the nightstand; they’re both made of latex? The latter should be easy to apply, just dip in.

[Almost been done](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spray-on_condom).

Time Magazine [also covered it](http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1832445,00.html).

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