# The Passion of The Christ to be on TV later this year. What commercials do you play? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 14, 2004, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-passion-of-the-christ-to-be-on-tv-later-this-year-what-commercials-do-you-play/239992 "2004-04-14T16:43:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-passion-of-the-christ-to-be-on-tv-later-this-year-what-commercials-do-you-play/239992/41 "2004-04-15T13:18:46Z")
I think this would be a wonderful place to restart the “\ ***Coke \* is Life** ” advertising campaign. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-passion-of-the-christ-to-be-on-tv-later-this-year-what-commercials-do-you-play/239992/42 "2004-04-15T14:42:42Z")
I haven’t seen them in a while, do those _Dianetics_ commercials still get played? ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-passion-of-the-christ-to-be-on-tv-later-this-year-what-commercials-do-you-play/239992/43 "2004-04-15T14:44:20Z")
Hebrew National Franks. 20 year old Carvel commercials. Levy’s Jewish Rye Bread. Jewish National Fund. ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-passion-of-the-christ-to-be-on-tv-later-this-year-what-commercials-do-you-play/239992/44 "2004-04-15T17:29:48Z")
Christler automobiles. Jesus died for your Wiscon-sin cheeses. M&Ms. Melt in your mouth, not in your … never mind. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-passion-of-the-christ-to-be-on-tv-later-this-year-what-commercials-do-you-play/239992/45 "2004-04-15T17:52:24Z")
Tired of chipping and cracking? Duranail makes nails grow! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-passion-of-the-christ-to-be-on-tv-later-this-year-what-commercials-do-you-play/239992/46 "2004-04-15T19:21:27Z")
**Krazy Glue:** “We crucified Jesus, and didn’t even use nails!” **Miracle Gro:** “Hi. James Whitmore here for Miracle Gro. With Miracle Gro, your Crown Of Thorns plants will grow up to 35% bigger. That means you can wrap 'em around Christ’s head 2 or 3 more times.” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-passion-of-the-christ-to-be-on-tv-later-this-year-what-commercials-do-you-play/239992/47 "2004-04-15T19:51:00Z")
_“Mom! Jason’s gonna be here to take me to the Easter dance in half an hour and my stigmata is acting up!”_ “Don’t worry Christie! New Carefree Stigmy-Pads will bring that right under control.” * * * Turina: you can’t stop your cat from peeing on the floor, but with Turina the stains will be holy. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-passion-of-the-christ-to-be-on-tv-later-this-year-what-commercials-do-you-play/239992/48 "2004-04-16T00:15:00Z")
Clorox, for getting those unsightly stains off your shroud. ---
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-passion-of-the-christ-to-be-on-tv-later-this-year-what-commercials-do-you-play/239992/49 "2004-04-16T01:07:01Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > Quizno’s could put halos on their spongmonkeys. > > "I love the Chriiiiiiiiiiist > "He is the Sav-ah-yah > "The Son ah Gaaaaaaahd > “Come try the peppah bar!” Now _THAT_ is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while! ---
**Author:** ![jweb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jweb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jweb)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-passion-of-the-christ-to-be-on-tv-later-this-year-what-commercials-do-you-play/239992/50 "2004-04-16T02:40:19Z")
How about OxyClean? “Just a small amount can remove even the toughest bloodstains!” ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-passion-of-the-christ-to-be-on-tv-later-this-year-what-commercials-do-you-play/239992/51 "2004-04-16T02:48:37Z")
Lots of dog food commercials. Especially the ones that claim their product contains chunks of real meat. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-passion-of-the-christ-to-be-on-tv-later-this-year-what-commercials-do-you-play/239992.md?page=2)