# The \[Pathetically Geeky\] Star Trek Rate-a-Babe **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 18, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227 "2003-03-18T06:57:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227/1 "2003-03-18T06:57:06Z")
…or hunk if that’s more your thing. In case anyone wants to mock me for making this thread, **Viva** ’s partly to blame too! Remember that. 🙂 I still need to draw up a list. I’ll be back in a while to post it. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227/2 "2003-03-18T07:03:25Z")
Jumping the gun on **Aesiron’s** list… Kirk: a fine looking man in his younger days. Picard: a sharp looking fellow with a nice cranium. Riker: Looks great with a beard; sans beard, the inevitable Pottsie comparisons. Sisko: Smooth and silky. Chakotay: something ruggedly nice about him, and a good voice too. * * * Yes, I can rate women too: Troi–looked much prettier in the last few seasons of TNG but not so much in the movies. Beverly: a sexy redhead with beautiful skin. Seven: looked better on rare occasions when she let her hair down. That’s all I can manage for now. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227/3 "2003-03-18T07:05:05Z")
I vote for Ezri Dax. And Kes. And Lt. Yar. And Dr. Helen Noel. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227/4 "2003-03-18T07:20:33Z")
1. Ezri Dax 2. Leeta 3. Jadzia Dax 4. Hoshi 5. Allysa Ogawa 6. Robin Lefler 7. B’ellana Torres 8. Donatra [Nemesis] 9. Seven of Nine 10. Deanna Troi 11. T’Pol 12. Kira Nerys 13. Natasha Yar 14. Beverly Crusher 15. Kathryn Janeway 16. Ro Laren 17. Kes 18. Keiko O’Brien 19. Janice Rand 20. Kassidy Sisko 21. Saavik 22. Christine Chapel 23. Nyota Uhura 24. Carol Marcus 25. Kathryn Pulaski 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227/5 "2003-03-18T07:48:22Z")
Hoshi! Hoshi! Hoshi! I’m kind of partisan… ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227/6 "2003-03-18T08:12:35Z")
As a casual viewer of the shows, my favorite ST babes are: 1. Deanna Troi (later in TNG run) 2. T’Pol 3. Seven of Nine 4. Kes 5. Beverly Crusher 6. B’ellana Torres 7. Tasha Yar 8. Kathryn Janeway ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227/7 "2003-03-18T08:14:59Z")
Seven of Nine was One of One. Y’all have fun arguing now. Contest’s over. Dax would be a good person to meet, and the symbiowhatevers were Fiiine. Captain Sisko can inspect my cargo hold any time he wants to. If I’m going to lose the use of an arm during, then Ms. Torres would be my choice. My Yar fixation dates back a long way, and I stand by it. Mr. Kim, Mr. Sulu, Mr. Chekov and I need to have a few drinks and see what happens. Mr. Data is apparently fully skilled in all forms of pleasure, which could really make up for a lot. Uhura. Mmmm. Short skirts and big earrings. As long as I don’t have to see Riker or Crusher Jr. or hear Cpt. Janeway or Cpt. Kirk, I’ll be fine. I had no idea I was such a Trekkie. ---
**Author:** ![peterW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bb73d2/32.png) [@peterW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peterW)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227/8 "2003-03-18T08:30:44Z")
1. Ashley Judd’s character - don’t know her name from TNG 2. Famke Jansen’s character - don’t know her name from TNG 3. T’Pol 4. Seven of Nine 5. Hoshi ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227/9 "2003-03-18T11:02:37Z")
Umm, Jeri Ryan, what’s her face and that other one. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227/10 "2003-03-18T11:46:08Z")
Jadzia Kes Ro Tasha Yar’s evil daughter Nurse Chapel ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227/11 "2003-03-18T12:35:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*21) Saavik \*\* Ah, but there are two: the Kirstie Alley one and the Robin Curtis one. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227/12 "2003-03-18T13:11:34Z")
Andrea (TOS _What Are Little Girls Made Of?_) Yeoman Colt (TOS _The Cage_) Goo Beverly Crusher (Red hair, pale skin, thin, great smile) Hoshi (Hi, **Tars**!) T’Pol (especially in _Carbon Creek_ when the period clothing softened her look) Amanda Rogers (TNG _True Q_) Wesley (He would’ve been a _cute_girl!) Tasha’s little sister (The tight clothing _really_ helped) ---
**Author:** ![horowitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@horowitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/horowitz)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227/13 "2003-03-18T13:20:46Z")
Lieutenant Ilia ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227/14 "2003-03-18T13:47:14Z")
I’m gonna do top-fives… Based on looks alone, because I have personality issues with some of these characters: Fellas: 1. Chekov (I don’t know… I just always thought he was adorable) 2. Tucker/Paris (they look pretty much the same, so I can’t really put one ahead of the other…) 3. Picard (maybe a bit too old for me, but he’s got a nice profile, and he’s sexy in a sedate sorta way) 4. Riker (not my type, but attractive in a large, ursine mammal sorta way) 5. Sisko (he’s got that poised, powerful thing going on. And I love his voice) Gals: 6. Uhura (She’s just gorgeous. Great legs, too) 7. Jadzia Dax (good-looking AND strong. You go, girl!) 8. Troi (great hair, and the accent makes her all exotic and stuff, though I disagree with most of her wardrobe choices) 9. Seven of Nine (she’s got really nice teeth.) 10. Hoshi (kinda neurotic, but she’s pretty in a not-absurdly-proportioned way) ---
**Author:** ![brianmelendez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/65b543/32.png) [@brianmelendez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianmelendez)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227/15 "2003-03-18T14:07:12Z")
Leah Brahms. ---
**Author:** ![Mudling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@Mudling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudling)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227/16 "2003-03-18T15:03:46Z")
Jadzia. She isn’t your boring stereotypical hot chick, and she’s got alot of spunk!! Now how far do those spots go… Kira. After a few seasons she just got prettier and prettier. (NOT Seven of Nine, she has a bird nose!!) Golly gosh, I can not think of ONE good looking guy on the show! :eek: _racks brain_ ---
**Author:** ![PatrickM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7feea3/32.png) [@PatrickM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickM)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227/17 "2003-03-18T15:51:53Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\* > \ > Seven of Nine (she’s got really nice teeth.) > \ > \*\* She has teeth?!? Funny, I never noticed.😃 As for my votes: 1. The Romulan commander babe 2. Everyone else. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227/18 "2003-03-18T17:10:01Z")
I always thought Majel Barrett was a major hottie, at least duing TOS. Pictures of her from the period _sans_ costume and makeup show her to be even more attractive. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227/19 "2003-03-18T18:30:14Z")
You guys just aren’t anywhere _near_ geeky enough. Here: Andrea, the android from “What are Little Girls Made Of?” (Sherry Jackson), Deela, the accellerated time woman from “Wink of an Eye” (Kathie Browne), Zarabeth, the woman exiled to the Ice Age in “All Our Yesterdays”, (Mariette Hartley) Dr. Helen Noel, from “Dagger of the Mind”, (Marianna Hill) Roberta Lincoln, from “Assignment: Earth”, (Teri Garr) Carolyn Palmas, from “Who Mourns for Adonis?”, (Leslie Parrish) Philana, from “Plato’s Stepchildren” (Barbara Babcock ) ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227/20 "2003-03-18T18:34:08Z")
Hoshi!!! Jadzia Dax Keiko O’Brien Vash Seven Dr. Crusher Various Suzie Plakson characters, in order–K’Ehrlyr, Lady Q, Vulcan doctor, Andorian chick. That chick from the Gary seven episode. Batgirl And all the green ladies [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pathetically-geeky-star-trek-rate-a-babe/162227.md?page=2)