# The Pay-It-Forward MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [December 8, 2014, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646 "2014-12-08T10:53:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2014, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/361 "2014-12-14T23:53:58Z")
[QUOTE=Buttercup Smith;17977089 I won’t eat anything that that eyes. [/QUOTE] Oh, G-d, no! Some Asian fellow on the SDMB related how much eye enjoyed eating fish eyes. In High School after frog dissection, when some were cutting them apart for trophies, a student ran up to me scalpel in hand. “Can I have your eyes?!?!” No, no, no. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2014, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/362 "2014-12-15T00:26:56Z")
Work went considerably smoother. dodged Cranky Old Man on the way out. Go me!😃 > [@Spiderman](#): > > I thought I knew some good oxymorons, like: > [ul] > [li]Jumbo shrimp[/li][li]Military intelligence [/li][li]Business ethics[/li][/ul] The biggest one: _Congressional Ethics_. So I understand that * * * _ **kopek is starting the next MMP!** _ * * * rosie, ask **Scooter** where your keys are. **Flytrap** , the guy I did biology with always ended up pureeing the critters. Let’s hope he never became a surgeon… Or a Mohel.:eek: ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2014, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/363 "2014-12-15T00:32:19Z")
Still working on music arrangements. It’s an ongoing process. There’s always more music out there to arrange. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2014, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/364 "2014-12-15T00:42:38Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > \*\*Spidey \*\*- are you sure he wasn’t just checking out your frilly baby-doll jammies?? 😉 I don’t wear frilly baby-doll jammies, because that would mean I was wearing clothing. What? TMI? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2014, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/365 "2014-12-15T01:25:38Z")
* * * _ **kopek is starting the next MMP!** _ * * * Trying to decide what to wear for Jury Duty. My best dress is too big after my weight lose. I wonder if black jeans will be ok? Notice says no blue jeans. What say y’all? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2014, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/366 "2014-12-15T01:58:53Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > \*\*kopek \*\*- ABOUT TIME you started us off! 😉 But you’ll need to be quick. Some impatient souls want to get us going at seconds after midnight! :eek: > > But just in case someone misses your post: > > * * * > > _ **kopek is starting the next MMP!** _ > > * * * > > That should do it. You’re welcome. Hey there! I started us once. I think. Around 2008 or so? > [@EmilyG](#): > > Oxymorons: > Wise fool > Quiet trumpet > McDonald’s food And my all-time favorite — jumbo shrimp. > [@swampbear](#): > > * * * > > _ **kopek is starting the next MMP!** _ > > * * * > > Just unbelievable, is it not! I was going to say I don’t have to come here for abuse like this except --------- that for free I do have to come here for abuse like this. Relatives don’t count since they are getting paid once I die. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2014, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/367 "2014-12-15T04:02:38Z")
I know what I need. I need my very own Clarence to show me what life would be like without me. In fact, I think everybody should have their very own Clarence. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2014, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/368 "2014-12-15T04:07:19Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > I know what I need. I need my very own Clarence to show me what life would be like without me. In fact, I think everybody should have their very own Clarence. [Clarence]The MMP would be less fun, Mensa would be stupider, and the Sweet Ade lines would be horribly off key.[/Clarence] Happy? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2014, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/369 "2014-12-15T04:22:36Z")
I had a Clarence once. And an Oscar, more than once. Did you know the name Oscar means ‘divine spear’? He lived up to his name. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646.md?page=18)